SyntheticGerbil Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Report. I cannot stop buying things with money. Report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Edison 007 Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 What you should do is give that money to me....oh that was a terrible joke, I'm very sorry for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 30, 2004 Share Posted May 30, 2004 Buy ammunition. Invest in a brighter tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted May 30, 2004 Share Posted May 30, 2004 Admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing! I suggest a 2 step recovery program: 1.) Take all the money that is giving you problems and invest it in wisely and prudently in the stock market. A good investment would be in the Prune futures, what with all these aging baby-boomers and whatnot. Wheelchair and Walker start-ups are another good place to look. 2.) Stop buying things with money. Next time you go into a store, load up your cart and just head out the door, bypassing those pesky checkout lines. Be warned: A few places just might have an issue with this, however. Just explain to them your problem, and that you are a recovering addict just trying to rejoin society. I'm sure they'll be sympahetic and understand. Those that don't: give them back thier stuff and tell them forcefully that they have lost a customer forever and that you'll never frequent thier chain ever again! That'll show them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope Posted May 30, 2004 Share Posted May 30, 2004 wampum is another alternative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 30, 2004 Share Posted May 30, 2004 Originally posted by edlib 1.) Take all the money that is giving you problems and invest it in wisely and prudently in the stock market. A good investment would be in the Prune futures, what with all these aging baby-boomers and whatnot. Wheelchair and Walker start-ups are another good place to look. Don't listen to this man. Buy parrots and train them to do your evil bidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Parrots are a good choice, always. Because they can also crack your nuts in a by all means comfortable manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted July 6, 2006 Author Share Posted July 6, 2006 When the hell did I have money to spend in mid2004? This thread is a lie. **** syntheticgerbil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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