RpTheHotrod Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 BWS, Inc. has drawn upon the modern day, virtually untapped knowledge base of post cold war MicroNuclear physics and today's desire for a compact blast-packing cartridge . World renowned Ex-Soviet MicroNuclear physicist "Borris" has recently joined our engineering team to bring the world yet ANOTHER hi-tech BWS product. The perfect addition to you JADED.50 Rifle kit ...It's the Nuke50 MicroNuclear .50 BMG Round! (with additional "Concealed Carry" Nuke50 Delivery System also available. "Sure, it's all fun and games ...until someone loses a major metropolitan city." What is the Delivery System? It happens time and time again. You fire off a M1 incendiary, API round or even the much ballyhooed Raufoss .50 BMG round only to be left completely disappointed in the lack of true "Hollywood" blast effects. Many times you just get a poof of smoke ...or don't get anything at all! BWS, Inc has taken a dramatic leap forward in small arms ammunition technology with the advent of the world's first MicroNuclear .50 BMG projectile. Behold, the "Nuke50" MicroNuclear .50 BMG round! Most of you have already heard all of the stories about how the U.S. military used depleted Uranium as the substrate material for the projectiles lobbed at the Iraqis during "Desert Storm". Now there are all of these quasi-radioactive chunks of metal messing up all of that pretty desert scenery ...not to mention the 500 year half-life that many generations must face. Birdman Weapons Systems, Inc. realized the potential of these heavy metal projectiles in combination with today's modern Celeron/Pentium microcircuitry achievements. We combined these two hi-tech advancements in technology to bring you a mind bending MicroNuclear blast in a tiny, convenient and affordable package. The blast factor of just one single Nuke50 projectile is equivalent to 1,200 pounds of TNT! That's SERIOUS firepower folks! Not only that, you don't have any chunks of Uranium laying around for someone else to have to clean up! Prototype Nuke50 testings (as seen in the video clips) yielded even greater results but were deemed extremely unstable and far too dangerous for the moderately "close range" action found in the Nuke50 Delivery System.. What is the "Nuke50 Delivery System?" The Nuke50 Delivery System is a masterfully designed custom pistol chambered to fire any standard NATO .50 BMG ammunition. The pistol is outfitted with a custom proprietary "BWS Imaging System" for extreme long distance target acquisition with a hand gun. The "complete" Nuke50 Delivery systems includes a specially designed "Concealed Carry Case" and a tactical chemical/radiation suit (also seen in the video clips). Although it is not really necessary to have the entire system, it is strongly recommended for persons not properly trained or experienced in current MicroNuclear architectures and related capabilities. Below is a video clip (in several formats) of the "Nuke50 Delivery System" during the prototype stages. As you will see by the video clips, the early versions of this product were very unstable and unpredictable . BWS, Inc. suffered many fines and regulatory measures as a result, but we simply refuse to pass these charges on to the consumer. ---Video of it in action is below--- http://www.biggerhammer.net/videos/birdman_nuke50_700k.asf If that doesn't work, try these http://www.biggerhammer.net/videos/birdman_nuke50.rm http://www.biggerhammer.net/videos/birdman_nuke50.wmv http://www.biggerhammer.net/videos/birdman_nuke50.mov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 I want one! The video link doesn't seem to work for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider AL Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Hmm... amusing, in a simple sort of way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 See, I would like to believe that it can't happen, but given my current...oh whats the word...faithlessness is humanity, that gives me the chills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Somebody has way too much time on their hands to make that elaborate of a hoax. Wait, it's not elaborate. It's just painfully funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Ooooo shiney! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 I have a .50 cal bullet in my garage... its old, so I don't like messing with it - in fear that it will explode. I think its from, it weighs like a 1/4 of a pound. TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Pfft, I live in texas, our garage is full of bullets mostly 22 cal, and some 30/30s But yeah, no nuclear stuff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Originally posted by IG-64 Pfft, I live in texas, our garage is full of bullets mostly 22 cal, and some 30/30s But yeah, no nuclear stuff.... I have a bunch of .22 bullets, and two .22 rifles, one 75 year old bolt action, and a one year old semi-auto with a 10 round clip. I also have a Spingfield 30.06 with a sniper scope. TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Yea, I have two .22's... but haven't shot them in almost three years due to the city But I did find a cool Marksman Repeater BB Caliber pistol when I was hjelping my uncle clear a house out! Anyone know how to clean it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider AL Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Anyone know how to clean it?Use molecular acid and an angle grinder. No, I don't know. I admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by Spider AL Use molecular acid Molecular-acid-what-ever? Where the hell did you come up with that? TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd_Annhilator Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Poor deer that get shot shot by hunters with these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by Anthony Poor deer that get shot shot by hunters with these. If a deer was shot with one of those, it would have a hole in it big enough to throw a softball through TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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