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Vader: You don't know the power of the burnt side.

 

Lando: I've just cut a pizza that will keep the Empire out of here forever.

 

Yoda: Pizza size matters not.

 

Leiah: I should have known you were the one holding Vader's slice. I recognized your pizza's foul stench when you got off the elevator.

 

Luke: With the Blast shield down, I can't see a thing. How am I supposed to cook?

 

Obi-wan: An elegant food, from a more civilized age. Not as crude or clumsy as a burger.

 

Han: I find it hard to believe that there's some all powerfull pizza chain controlling the whole galaxy.

 

C3PO: Excuse me sir, but that pizza unit is in prime condition. A real bargain.

 

R2D2: Beep Beep (oven timer)

 

Chebacca: Burrrrrrp!

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Originally posted by Sivy

i find your lack of tips disturbing.

 

I've been waiting for you, Pizza-Man.

 

And now, your pizza dudeness, we will discuss the location of your hidden change belt!

 

anchovies do not concern me, Admiral. I want that pizza, not excuses.

 

All too cheesey!

 

 

:D

 

he he he. thats great stuff sivski :D

 

mtfbwya

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'Obi-wan never told you what happened to your pizza...'

 

'He told me enough! He told me you ate it!'

 

If i continue that one, it'll look weird... : |

 

EDIT:

 

Ponda Baba: '*Intangible*'

 

Dr. Evazan: 'He says he doesn't like your pizza.'

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Leia: You're not actually going into a Domino's?

 

Han: They'd be crazy to follow us...

 

 

 

 

Luke: Is Domino's pizza tastier?

 

Yoda: No! Quicker, easier, more seductive...

 

 

Luke: But how will I know the thick crust from the thin?

 

Yoda: You will know!! When you are hungry, eating a piece, passive....

 

 

Luke: I feel cold, hungry... empty...*stomach growls*

 

Yoda: That place is strong with the smell of Pizza. A domain of anchovies it is. Into it you must go!

 

Your utensils, you will not need them.

 

 

 

Vader *points to blurry image of restaurant on the viewscreen*

That's it!

 

Admiral: My Lord, there are so many uncharted eateries. It could be spagetti, or sandwiches...

 

Vader: Our pizza is there! Set a course for the Little Caesar's system!

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Originally posted by Kurgan

Leia: You're not actually going into a Domino's?

 

Han: They'd be crazy to follow us...

 

 

 

 

Luke: Is Domino's pizza tastier?

 

Yoda: No! Quicker, easier, more seductive...

 

 

Luke: But how will I know the thick crust from the thin?

 

Yoda: You will know!! When you are hungry, eating a piece, passive....

 

 

Luke: I feel cold, hungry... empty...*stomach growls*

 

Yoda: That place is strong with the smell of Pizza. A domain of anchovies it is. Into it you must go!

 

Your utensils, you will not need them.

 

 

 

Vader *points to blurry image of restaurant on the viewscreen*

That's it!

 

Admiral: My Lord, there are so many uncharted eateries. It could be spagetti, or sandwiches...

 

Vader: Our pizza is there! Set a course for the Little Caesar's system!

 

Awesome, since I recently saw ESB for the first time on Saturday ^_^

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