DrMcCoy Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones best startrek chicks are the alien ones. mostly. ...yeah... female klingons... or female cardassians... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 female klingon slave girls in pantees and tied to tapestries. life could be soo.. fulfilled. *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones female klingon slave girls in pantees and tied to tapestries. *gets wide eyes; begins to smile like an idiot* ...w00t... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 yes. i would definitly know how to live. but does mom allow it or has anyboy invented the warp drive yet?? NO! tse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 *swallows in self-pity* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 ok, everybody, that man needs a pill, a hug and a warpdrive, NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 yeah...klingon chicks. i'm turned on. das: [to klingon chick.] "šøþ»¿§Å², you're looking mighty fine today..." klingon chick: *series of clicks* *teehee* das: "ooh, baby" *das and klingon chick wildly make out* *das puts hands around the klingon chick's back to undo her bra, and feels a zipper instead of a clasp* *unzips klingon chick to reveal fealiks* das: "gah! what the hell are you doing, fealiks?" fealiks: "no, please, call me šøþ»¿§Å²." das: "i don't care what you want to be ca:bdroid1:lled!" fealiks: "well, if you want to go...then do...but call me later tonight. i'll make it exciting...:naughty:" das: "jesus christ!" *leaves* fealiks: "i love you, das!!" actual klingon chick: *walks up to fealiks* "hello, my name is šøþ»¿§Å²." fealiks: "really? me too!" actual klingon chick: "how interesting." fealiks: "oh, yes, it is." *they make out wildly* actual klingon chick: "it's interesting b/c šøþ»¿§Å² means 'rayjones'." *unzips her skin* *ray is underneath* ray: "hello, little one." fealiks: "umm....hi." ....TO BE CONTINUED.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Oh gawd....I hate trekkies.... I did a google search for "trekkies" to make another joke pic, and found this: The image is a joke all by itself! Oh, the humanity.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Groovy The image is a joke all by itself! Oh, the humanity.... what? ...it's soo kkkkkjjjjuuuuute... and das: you should learn how to flirt correctly in klingon: http://www.mst.fh-kl.de/~zitt/startrek_klingon_flirt.htm http://www.mst.fh-kl.de/~zitt/startrek_klingon_flirt1.htm http://www.mst.fh-kl.de/~zitt/startrek_klingon_flirt2.htm http://www.mst.fh-kl.de/~zitt/startrek_klingon_flirt3.htm http://www.mst.fh-kl.de/~zitt/startrek_klingon_flirt4.htm http://www.mst.fh-kl.de/~zitt/startrek_klingon_flirt5.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 "surrender or die" So that's how you flirt up Klingon chicks, McCoy!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Originally posted by Alien426 "surrender or die" So that's how you flirt up Klingon chicks, McCoy!? ...prezactly! klingons like it rough with lots of biting and stuff ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 i dont know. stuff? what? how much? how deep? boah eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones i dont know. stuff? what? how much? how deep? boah eh. ...much to learn you have, young one... ....err, or something... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 *reads aliens sig* is that a huge sig you have there, mccoy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones is that a huge sig you have there, mccoy? ...no, it's fairly small imho... only my geekcode and an image stating that i want s&m2 (and you only get to see that in "full mode" if you switched on that show-image-thingy in your profile)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 hey, listen punk, i run in full mode. ask my girlfriend. -girlfriend: yes, full speed mode, hihihihihihihihihiiihihihihihiiiiiii. *thud* err.. that went according to plan, huh? besides MY sig is smaller that yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones hey, listen punk, i run in full mode. ask my girlfriend. -girlfriend: yes, full speed mode, hihihihihihihihihiiihihihihihiiiiiii. *thud* that was a good one... Originally posted by RayJones besides MY sig is smaller that yours. ...but my words are smaller than your words... compare: you: "MY" me: "my" ...ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 not thick, but short, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones not thick, but short, eh? O_o o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 (>^_^(>°_°)> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 (>^_^(>^_^(>^_^(>^_^(>^_^)> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 o_O O_O ^____^ >__< V_V @__@ 0_0 I mean wtf?!?! doc, can you actually speak Klingon??!?!!??!11one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Originally posted by Fealiks I mean wtf?!?! doc, can you actually speak Klingon??!?!!??!11one HIja' (= "yes") ...well, not really speaking, cause i suck at the klingon pronunciation, it's too much throaty gargling for my linguistic talent... and now: bIjatlh 'e' yImev! munuQ! (~= "shut up! you annoy me!")... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 jI-yaj-be'thlIngan Hol vIjatlhbe’, ghojmoHwI’ anejlI’ valqu’ SoH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Post pics or shut the Hell up! That is all. That being said, here is more yummy Drew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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