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MR. GARRISON: Now I will put the tube in Mr. Slave's tight ass. The heat from Mr. Slave's ass will act as a new conducter of energy.

MR. SLAVE: Ooh. Oh! Jesuth Chrith! Oh!

MR. GARRINSON: OK, now Butters, could you bring Lemmiwinks over for me, please?

BUTTERS: Sure! *gets Lemmiwinks*

STAN: Oh, No! Nononono no!

MR. GARRINSON: Newton first discovered that for every action, there is a reaction. Now what do you think will happen when I introduce the element of the gerbil to the endothermic heat of Mr. Slave's ass?

*Class is in awe*

MR. GARRISON: Well, let's see! *put's lemmiwinks into Mr. Slaves ass*

MR. SLAVE: Ahh! --- Oh Jesuth! Jesuth Chrith!

BUTTERS: Lemmiwinks!?! No!

-- South Park: The Death Camp Of Tolerance

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Originally posted by RayJones

That porn test is stupid. All those test a stupid. It's like

A) Did your mom ever came into your room while you stuffed your neighbors dog into your behind?

B) Is cocaine the only drug you use?

C) Do you always think of dropping pants when you see a tapestry?

 

That's only because you'd probably answer yes to all of those... apart from the cocaine one of course (it's heroin for you isn't it?)

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I'd also have to answer "no" to A. That would clearly mean a result like "there is a 79% chance that you drop your pants in a tapestry store while you're high on weed having chunk-the-dog in your ass" for me. Oh well.. my life is screwed 'cause mom never got me.

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It's not about looks Orbyss...it's about personality. And that amazing addiction to porn gives you a lot of personality points.

 

Speaking of personality one of my favourite short things I have in my numerous mpgs and avis and such is this hilarious "hermaphrodite" porn video (two women with dongs stuck on). Good plot, quite well-done, and a real quality watch.

Ron Jeremy is also my hero.

I don't really know what that had to do with personality.

 

Originally posted by RayJones

That porn test is stupid. All those test a stupid. It's like

A) Did your mom ever came into your room while you stuffed your neighbors dog into your behind?

B) Is cocaine the only drug you use?

C) Do you always think of dropping pants when you see a tapestry?

 

I don't know, it was a lot more straight forward than that, I thought.

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Originally posted by Philocleon

Correction. Animé is a French adjective that when translated means animeted cartoon.

 

Well, sure if you translate anime from English to German, it will probably say the same thing. Anime is popular in many countries, but originated in Japan. "Ah nee me" I say!

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Originally posted by Kjølen

Neil changed his name from Neil Joshi to just Joshi to save 5 bits (including space), and I changed my name from Guybrush MT to Kjølen. However, that ø might take more than one bit, I wasn't aware of the concept back when I was 13.

 

...s/bits/bytes/g (</pedant>)..

 

...the space "ø"-uses depends on the encoding... it it's ascii with some codepage-stuff, it's only 1 byte, but that character won't be the same on computers with other codepages... in html-enties, it uses more space (but lucasforums doesn't encode it correctly, as i just notices)... the database the posts are most likes stores it in UTF-8, so it would take 2 bytes...

 

 

Originally posted by Orbyss

We are keeping the love platonic, right?

 

RIGHT?!

 

:(

 

...

 

...nah, np...

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