Prendo Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 http://buffy.co.il/magazine/index.php?display=writer/itamar I stumbled onto this page quite by accident. You wanna translate this page for me? I have no idea what the hell is being said here. I can only assume it has something to do with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Did you write this page??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Wow, he also wrote an article about Chris Beck. Too bad there are no hebrew-to-anything-but-hebrew translators on Google or Altavista... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darnn Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Chrisakachris is the relatively ancient nickname of Itamar, a bloodthirsty soldier in the occupation army. During his free time, that is, when he's not turning lists of cynical remarks into articles for the site, Itamar listens to K's Choice, reads Chuck Palahniuk, smells like Teen Spirit and feels great. Among his greatest achievenemts are building the Aswan dam, the invention of the steam engine, the erection of the hanging towers of Babylon, mortar work on the great Chinese wall, and nearly all the dialogue in the computer game Grim Fandango. His outlook is drawn from the opinions and works of such philosophers and authors as Plato, Abrahams, Shnitzklein (?), Pratchett, Scott Card, Threepwood, Whedon, and most of all Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbs). He tries not to write anything too predictable, unless he things of a joke that makes him laugh. In that case, anything goes. Occasionally he writes biographies in the third person. People who have constructive criticism, as well as anyone who's managed to finish Street Fighter 2 with Dhalsim, can get a hold of him here: (email) Write something funny if you want to stick out among the masses of spam. I haven't seen the last two seasons of Buffy yet, and that Chris Beck article has more spoilers in it than I'd like, so I'll skip that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Thanks a lot. That sounds like chris. Also: Holy cripes (on toast), Darnn is back! Season 6 is not as much liked by fans as the other seasons, but it has a few great episodes (Once More With Feeling, of course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darnn Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 I am not so much 'back' as 'saw a title that looked interesting on "recent activity on the boards" and clicked on it'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metallus Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisakachris Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Thanks, Darnn. So, yeah, there's a Buffy fansite and I wrote some stuff for it. It's been pretty fun. I wrote reviews of As You Were (Season 6), The Pack (Season 1), Season 6 as a whole (boy did I get some angry readers' responses about that one), an article about Chris Beck and a review of the way OMWF was translated on Israeli TV. I think that's about it. Ya wants ta read one of thems? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doubleplus GC Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Damn, boy, you stupid fly! One of these days we're going to need to pool our collective literary talents into something constructive... like... an erector set manual? Maybe we could compose a script for one of my LEGO-based video projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisakachris Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 You may direct suggestions to my email, if you ever fucking intend on using yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doubleplus GC Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Okay, riddle me this: When exactly did you send this E-mail? I recall receiving one some time ago and writing a lengthy response to it, only to later get an E-mail from you saying "one of my addresses is down, send to this other one." And, lazy wang that I am, I did not feel like retyping my entire lengthy E-mail again. And then, of course, the E-mail got eaten before I got around to rewriting a response. My fault? Most certainly. But was I blowing you off? Perish the thought! This was a great while ago. If you have sent me something since then I have simply not received it and you may what to check your typing. Or perhaps I somehow misrecognized it as junk. I have tried to simply mail you once or zweice, but you do not allow your address to be accessible, and I do not have your address in my hotmail account, which is again my fault. I seem to have an odd mixture of admittance of my mistakes and faults with a sincere lack of apology going here. Time to shift gears. Sorry, dude, I'm a wank. E-mail me again and you shan't be disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 So, any of you want a Gmail invite? It's got up to a gig of space and is quite easy and nice to use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisakachris Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 itamarkast at gee male. Now shoo, I'm trying to write a review of Selfless (I like that episode!). And then I have Conversations with Dead People (do I like it? Ack! I don't know!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doubleplus GC Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 I'll help you out: yes, yes you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisakachris Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 The Joss is gonna direct Wonderwoman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doubleplus GC Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 So I've heard, so I've heard. That guy is just entirely incapable of writing male leads, isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisakachris Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Maybe he sticks to what he knows. You guys are better-read than me - has Vonnegut written any female leads? (God Bless You, Mr Rosewater does not count) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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