PoM Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Rules: Don't end it! Have fun! I'll start: Once, there was this Little Billy, he found a piece of metal. He expected that piece of metal to be sharp, so he cut himself with it on the hand. But it wasn't sharp, it was....(Next poster continue)!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack the Black Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Originally posted by Piece of metal Rules: Don't end it! Have fun! I'll start: Once, there was this Little Billy, he found a piece of metal. He expected that piece of metal to be sharp, so he cut himself with it on the hand. But it wasn't sharp, it was....(Next poster continue)!!! ... so rusty that it fell apart as soon as it touched his hand. "Damn," he cried, "how am I meant to cut myself now?" Then he began to scatch the back of his hand as an iching started to become unabareable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoM Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 (scratch, itch) Then he figured he could just ignore it, until it stopped. Since he was bored, he started wandering in a random direction, where he met... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack the Black Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Originally posted by Piece of metal Then he figured he could just ignore it, until it stopped. Since he was bored, he started wandering in a random direction, where he met... [/b] ... the most evil thing to ever to exist in the history of man, a mime! What was worse was that mime had sight its annoying sights on him. Not only that but the itch wasn't going away, infact it just seem to get worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 It got so itchy he decided to play with his hand and his underwear or to be exact with his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adey12 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 crabs, knowing that he a had a problem he headed to the chemist when he met a giant super smelly..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 piece of turd in the ground. It was his neighbours dog ****. He then said maybe the acids in this can make my itchy itchy go away, he scrubed the **** all over his paws and noticed that it smelled like dog ****. Is it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 really a good idea? Thought he. "No, its not." he relized. So he looked around for a hose to wash his hands. He thought he saw one, but in reallity it was a ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 a piece of turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 "I cannot wash my hands with that!" he cried. He then jumped into a large vat of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 He climbs out of th vat, and then drives to TheBard's house, where he stabs him thrice with a knife, and lectures his bleeding body about how he should make decent contributions to the story of his life. Then, he returns to his activites of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 ...plotting to assasinate the The Bard. He called his buddy's from Iowa who'er all computer hackers and members of the IRA, but when they arrived they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 ate a piece of turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Afterwards, they sat down, and seriously contemplated how a 16 year old teenager could be so immature. They had thought by the time you had reached 16, you would be a fairly adult person. They assume not everyone is like Kjølen, then. Later, they went and did this activity, which has nothing to do with feces of any kind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 ...But then again, that a person with a red/pink haired avatar should have more to do than to pay atention to an amteur 16 year old with a fetish for turds. But wait NOW our hero did find one thing that helped his itch. PISS. He pissed on his hand and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Cleaned it. Urine is very sterile, after all. Then, he turned his attention to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 the fish in the bathtub who told him the world was going to end in 28 days. He was so scared he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 ...ran to the local supermarket and had an epic battle with a giant coupon-wielding chicken. Afterwards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 ...he stopped watching family guy and got back to his adventure with the lovely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Brenna, queen of the Britains. Afterwards, he conquered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 ...Coney Island, but then he jumped off the Bumper cars and met his friend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Poo Poo Platter, who was a black belt master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Luckily, Billy knew Tai Jitsu, and eagerly fought his opponent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 But then a pack of ninjas apeared and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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