Return of K-jo'Round™

[DarthAve]

^...can't think. You avatar is freaking me out, man.

< Duuuuuuuuuuuude, far out man.

V Groovilicious train of funk.

[Commander Obi-Wan]

^ Incorrect

< Groovilious train of sexiness

V U-G-L-Y

[DarthAve]

^ Minnie the Moocher

< Cab Calloway enthusiast

V "You promised you'd visit the penguin the day you got out."

[Commander Obi-Wan]

^ I lied.

< Lied.

V Lied.

[DarthAve]

^"You can't lie to a nun"

< "I hate Illonois Nazi's"

V "We're on a mission from god."

[Commander Obi-Wan]

^ NO!!!!111 He shall burn~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!1

< I keed

V Mucha Lucha

[DarthAve]

^Mucha stupid.

< Mucha caliente!

V Mucha......poopy-head?

[Commander Obi-Wan]

^ Constipated

< Imperial March

V Braves

[DarthAve]

^Tweed

< Chiffon

V Polyester

[Commander Obi-Wan]

^ T-shirt

< Hoody

V Dress

[DarthAve]

^ Chloe'

< Burburry

V Chanel

[Commander Obi-Wan]

^ Street

< Sidewalk

V Road

[DarthAve]

^ Diet Coke

< Vanilla Coke

V New Coke

[90SK]

^ Lack 'o' Mustache

 

< New and Improved

 

V Hunter of Zebras

[DarthAve]

^ You look ravishing today.

< Polka dotted scarf wearer

V Will you marry my mother?

[Commander Obi-Wan]

^ If she's hot

< I love me

V You love me

[DarthAve]

^No, I was kidding about the mom thing.

<Wearing slacks

V Wearing socks.

[Commander Obi-Wan]

^ Yep

< Budda bing

V Budda boom

[DarthAve]

^Budda bow

< listning to iTunes sample of Panic! at the disco.

V Their songs all sound relativly similar.

[Commander Obi-Wan]

^ ....sure....

< ....sure.....

V Catastrophic

[DarthAve]

^Oh no darling

< 60's fashionesta, mod chic groovy love

V stuck in the 80s

[Kjølen]

^ Yeah, I remember the 80s... it was like it was only 16 years ago.

< Is an 80s man

V Owns a '99 Honda Civic

[DarthAve]

^I have no car

< Owns a 100% polyester satin red robe

V owns a 100% piece of crap in a toilet

[Kjølen]

^ Gross

< Is unhappy that he missed his ACT workshop, hopes it doesn't cost him on the test

V Blames society

[90SK]

^ Stop reading my mind.

 

< Coke effervescence with coffee essence.

 

V Heart-attack-on-a-bun.

 

edit: spelling butchery