assassin man Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 G-Man: Hey, I don't know where the milkman is either. Let's all team up to find him. Jasper: Hey, now this is entertainment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashi An'krekku Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Woah...was this supposed to come back from the dead? Oh well. LILI: Foxes go 'yiff'! [grins] Top that. RAZ: ...I saw pigeons have sex. Once. LILI: I lose instantaneously. DR. LOBOTO: OH MY GOD. I'M BLUE YET I'M STILL ALIVE! G-MAN: I am the King of Hearts. I am stabbing myself in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleMuffin Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 ...I'm having way too much fun with this, I swear Raz: I'm not good enough to be a psychonaut... Bobby: HUGZ!!! =D Vernon: ... Lili: That is interesting! Elka: Boys? Who needs them Milka: Hi!!! Lyk omg wanna be friends? Hey hey hey! Lol! rofllmao! You are so cool blahblahblah Elton: EW FISH! Nils: I'm no good around girls.... Sasha: Hey lets PARTEH! Milla: I hate kids!! D:< Mikhail: Violence is wrong! Quentin: Ugh! I'm scared of heights! Jasper: Wow! What a good actress! Chloe and Clem: Eh..you aren't so great Phoebe: augh! Fire, run! Kitty: Stupid Franke! Franke: Wow Vernon sure is hot! Heheh I could have done more but I have to go in a minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Milla: Children, this year we shall be having a different sort of class in my mind. It shall be themed after the texas chainsaw massacre, and I shall be wielding the chainsaw. Sasha: Milla! I love you! And now I'm going to serenade you with abba songs and bouquets of flowers which I totally love! Milla: Shut up Agent Nein. I'm running some tests about what kind of poison I shuld use to kill the children. Raz: I don't like psychics. I want to join another, better circus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Raz: Do'h! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Sasha: I've totally got McPheever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Raz: The giant hairless bear! Look Mikhail! It's what you've been searching for all these years! Mikhail: Meh. Better things to do with time than wrestle bear. I shall now use proper english, and not broken english, speak in a british accent, and do ballet. Vernon:... Raz: Queue the crickets! Oleander: Raz, I've got something here to show you. Raz: What Coach? Oleander: (Brings out meat grinder) Bunnies go in, meat comes out. Isn't it great? Raz: Let's kill the bunnies! Raz: Hey Lili, I've been thinking, and I don't like you. Lili: Well, that's ok. I have a new boyfriend. Raz: Who? Lili: They're great, and even better, they aren't my boyfriend, cause they aren't a guy! Raz: Tell me. Lili: Oleander. Raz: Oleander is a guy. Lili: No he aint. He's a girl. He went bald after he turned twelve. That's why he wasn't allowed in the navy. Raz: Right. Lili: Bye bye, ugly person with a hat! Sasha: Gimme a taste of that sugar Milla! Milla: Yo, I can't dog. I'm goin out wit ma homies Lili and Phoebe tonight. And I've got a better man in my life Sasha-dog. And, he aint blue. Sasha: I'm green Milla. And I resent that. Get your groove thang on! Milla: His name is Vernon, and he's totally hip, yall know what I'm saying? Sasha: Milla, how could you? Milla: Shut up, old man. Sasha: I'm younger than you. I'm 23. Milla: Peace bro. Milka: I'm charismatic! Elton: Why, Milka, why? Fred: Napolean, come back! It was more fun playing with you! One is the loneliest number... Ford: I'm going to go to mcdonalds and hold up customers by cooking burgers slowly! Dr Loboto: I'm not insane, just deeply misunderstood. btw, If the Psychonauts did a version of 'Titanic' who would be who? Here's my opinion. Lili: Rose (young version) Raz: Jack Sasha: The other guy who rose is expected to marry What is the general idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halley42 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Gloria: I never wanted to be an actress! I wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Edgar: Who cares about painting, I want to be a psychonaut! Raz: But you aren't psychic. Edgar: That's exactly the point Razputin, I'm going to be part of a noble team, a hardworking guy who is... A JANITOR! Raz: Oh boy. Just go talk to Ford, he'll get you a job pushing brooms. I'm off to practise bending spoons! Hey, that rhymed! Lili: I'm going to be a goth! Sasha: Let's make out! Milla: Sasha, are you high. Sasha: Of course I am Milla, I just ate a whole packet of starburst squirts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Sasha:Oh, look at the sky and the sun's golden rays. The birds and the butterflies, so happy so gay. It's a wonderful feeling to be able to say, IT'S FIFTY LLAMAS DAY, TO-DAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Milla: I wanna be an X man! Woosh!! Sasha: Ok, you be Jean Gray. I'll be Cyclops. Announcer: Duh duh DUHHHHHH!!!!!!! They'd better not see X3. Milla: Sasha, what's this (holds up a bag of heroine) Sasha: Oh Milla, It's.......nothing. Milla: Sasha you can tell me. I'll love you no matter what. Sasha: Ok......I'm a drug dealer here at camp. You won't believe who my top buyer is. Milla: Who Sasha, I won't tell. Sasha: Ok.......Kitty Milla: I knew she was either on drugs or anerixic. Sasha: MILLA!! Milla: What. That bitch is a twig. Sasha: I do it to. Heroine rocks!! Milla: O RLY! Sasha: YA RLY!! Raz: NO WAI!! Sasha: OUTLANDER!!!!! Milla: Sasha NO!!! ~stabby~ Raz: I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch! Lili:.....you're taking this halloween costume a little too seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 I can tell that you've seen xmen three. Here are some more freaky ideas from the mind of pyro. They're partially x3. Storm: OH MY GOSH IT'S A GROUP OF CLASS FIVE PSYCHICS! Sasha: Um, what are you on about mam? Wolverine: Careful they could be dangerous. Raz: HIYA! (Stabs Storm to death) Sasha: Nice one Raz. Kitty: What is everyone talking about? Franke and I are going to sue your asses off. Jasper: AND CUT! Raz: What the heck just happened? Jasper: It's a new scene for x-men four. Live with it. Sasha: Why are we in some cheap mvoie about mutants? Jasper: Well, you are kind of like one. Sasha: Yes... I could be cyclops. Jasper: He's not in this movie. You should know what happened to him. Sasha: Yes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashi An'krekku Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Lili: I'm going to be a goth! True story: I thought Lili was a developing goth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Lili's not a goth, she's emo. "I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can be. You'd be nonconforming too if you looked just like me." Lili's probably fave song. Raz: Sasha, I love you Sasha: Me too Raz: Really? Sasha: No, I just like to make children cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashi An'krekku Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Lili's more of a Rya to me. Similar personalities, cynicism, punching happy people to make them sad, etc. Except Lili's not a robot, of course. And she didn't have a crazy-ass robot son with a stoner, either. And here's some things that Rya would say! Let's compare! Meanwhile, I'll dig up some stuff that Lili would never say...that I semi-stole. *ahem* RAZ: This camp is dumb. LILI: DUMB YOU SAY? DUMB YOU SAAY?! DUUUUMB YOOOOOOU SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?? RAZ: ...What was that for? LILI: I'M INTERESTED IN THIS CONVERSATIOOOON! There, I'm done for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Elton: If I had a pancake Milka: Buh buh buh BUM! Elton: I'd eat it with butter Milka: Buh buh buh BUM! Elton: I'd eat it with syrup Milka: Buh buh buh BUM! Elton: I'd eat it with a fork! (Lolz, mine and Danni's pancake song) Clem: Dear diary, mood; Apathetic my life is spiraling downwards, I couldn't get enough money to go to the 'blood fed romance' and 'Suffocate me dry' concert. it sucks cause they play some of my favourite songs, like 'Stab my heart coz i love you' and 'Rip apart my soul' and of course 'Stab me rip stab stab.' And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thingy either, like that guy from that band can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Elton: If I had a pancake Milka: Buh buh buh BUM! Elton: I'd eat it with butter Milka: Buh buh buh BUM! Elton: I'd eat it with syrup Milka: Buh buh buh BUM! Elton: I'd eat it with a fork! (Lolz, mine and Danni's pancake song) I KNEW I wasn't the only one that liked Dave the Barbarian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 I KNEW I wasn't the only one that liked Dave the Barbarian! ZOMGWTFHUWOFE$JFVI????? Danielle made up the pancake song. Well, I made up the cupcake song and she did the pancake song. AS SO IT IS WRITTEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 ZOMGWTFHUWOFE$JFVI????? Danielle made up the pancake song. Well, I made up the cupcake song and she did the pancake song. AS SO IT IS WRITTEN! Actually the Pancake song was on an episode of Dave the Barbarian. "If I had a pancake... I'd eat it with sugar... I'd eat it with a fork."-Exact words. I liked that show... very Earthworm Jim-esque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 [vader]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1[/vader] Danielle has lied to me! RAWR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Back to the topic... Milla: Sasha, we could be brothers, PARTNERS! Sasha: Uh, Milla, incase you haven't noticed yet, your a woman, not a guy. We can't be brothers. Milla: I'm not a woman, or even a man! I'm... (Peels off mask) AN ORANGUTAN! Sasha: Why are you talking then? Milla: I'M NOT AN ORANGUTANG EITHER. I'M... (Peels off second mask) COACH OLEANDER! Raz: GASP! Milla: Yes, Razputin, it was me all along. The kind considerate brazilian did it. Sasha: Say it aint so! Jasper: AND CUT! Sasha: GO AWAY IMBECILE WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT! Lili: Guys have no concept of moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashi An'krekku Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I KNEW I wasn't the only one that liked Dave the Barbarian! DAVE?! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Sasha- ~singing~ I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie and I'm starting to feel you boy... Milla-Sasha? Sasha-.........umm Hi! Milla-Sasha, were you singing Shakira?? Sasha-......maybe. Milla- Good cause I love that song! Sasha- Yayz! Milla and Sasha- ~Singing~ Oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad... Sasha: I'm growing a moustach. Crispen: Hey Fred? Fred: Hey what? Crispen: You like Queen? Fred: Oh hellz yeah. I had a thing with Freddie murcury once Crispen: No way!! Fred: Yeah, I was a roadie Crispen: So....you two....went there? Fred: Yeah, I'm kinda ashamed to admit it. Crispen: Ohh, that's pretty sexy of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Sasha: Underneath your clothes! There's the man I chose... Milla: YAY! More shakira! Raz: Here we go again... SASHA STOP BEING A BI! Milla: This is my watering can, I use it to water the plants because they have no hands to hold glasses of water. Sasha: Hello fellow waterer. Raz: OH MY GOSH THEY'RE BRAINLESS AGAIN! Sasha: WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE GOGGLES? WHO IS THE MILKAMAN? Milka: I AM THE MILKAMAN. MY MILK IS DELICIOUS. Raz: Lookee there! It's the Milka man! Elton: Why do I even bother having psychology done. I'm messed up. Just look at my mind. Bobby: I LOVE BALLET! Sasha: WHEREVER! WHENEVER! WE'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER! Milla: I'LL BE THERE AND YOU'LL BE NEAR! AND THAT'S THE DEAL MY DEAR! Raz: Oh gosh. (Gets out revolver and shoots Milla in the head) IF YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO YOU YOU'LL SHUT UP NOW SASHA! Sasha: Mkay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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