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Woah...was this supposed to come back from the dead? Oh well.

 

LILI: Foxes go 'yiff'! [grins] Top that.

RAZ: ...I saw pigeons have sex. Once.

LILI: I lose instantaneously.

 

DR. LOBOTO: OH MY GOD. I'M BLUE YET I'M STILL ALIVE!

 

G-MAN: I am the King of Hearts. I am stabbing myself in the head.

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...I'm having way too much fun with this, I swear

 

Raz: I'm not good enough to be a psychonaut...

Bobby: HUGZ!!! =D

Vernon: ...

Lili: That is interesting!

Elka: Boys? Who needs them

Milka: Hi!!! Lyk omg wanna be friends? Hey hey hey! Lol! rofllmao! You are so cool blahblahblah :D

Elton: EW FISH!

Nils: I'm no good around girls....

Sasha: Hey lets PARTEH!

Milla: I hate kids!! D:<

Mikhail: Violence is wrong!

Quentin: Ugh! I'm scared of heights! :(

Jasper: Wow! What a good actress!

Chloe and Clem: Eh..you aren't so great

Phoebe: augh! Fire, run!

Kitty: Stupid Franke!

Franke: Wow Vernon sure is hot!

 

Heheh I could have done more but I have to go in a minute :)

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Milla: Children, this year we shall be having a different sort of class in my mind. It shall be themed after the texas chainsaw massacre, and I shall be wielding the chainsaw.

 

Sasha: Milla! I love you! And now I'm going to serenade you with abba songs and bouquets of flowers which I totally love!

Milla: Shut up Agent Nein. I'm running some tests about what kind of poison I shuld use to kill the children.

 

Raz: I don't like psychics. I want to join another, better circus!

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Raz: The giant hairless bear! Look Mikhail! It's what you've been searching for all these years!

Mikhail: Meh. Better things to do with time than wrestle bear. I shall now use proper english, and not broken english, speak in a british accent, and do ballet.

Vernon:...

Raz: Queue the crickets!

 

Oleander: Raz, I've got something here to show you.

Raz: What Coach?

Oleander: (Brings out meat grinder) Bunnies go in, meat comes out. Isn't it great?

Raz: Let's kill the bunnies!

 

Raz: Hey Lili, I've been thinking, and I don't like you.

Lili: Well, that's ok. I have a new boyfriend.

Raz: Who?

Lili: They're great, and even better, they aren't my boyfriend, cause they aren't a guy!

Raz: Tell me.

Lili: Oleander.

Raz: Oleander is a guy.

Lili: No he aint. He's a girl. He went bald after he turned twelve. That's why he wasn't allowed in the navy.

Raz: Right.

Lili: Bye bye, ugly person with a hat!

 

Sasha: Gimme a taste of that sugar Milla!

Milla: Yo, I can't dog. I'm goin out wit ma homies Lili and Phoebe tonight. And I've got a better man in my life Sasha-dog. And, he aint blue.

Sasha: I'm green Milla. And I resent that. Get your groove thang on!

Milla: His name is Vernon, and he's totally hip, yall know what I'm saying?

Sasha: Milla, how could you?

Milla: Shut up, old man.

Sasha: I'm younger than you. I'm 23.

Milla: Peace bro.

 

Milka: I'm charismatic!

Elton: Why, Milka, why?

 

Fred: Napolean, come back! It was more fun playing with you! One is the loneliest number...

 

Ford: I'm going to go to mcdonalds and hold up customers by cooking burgers slowly!

 

Dr Loboto: I'm not insane, just deeply misunderstood.

 

btw, If the Psychonauts did a version of 'Titanic' who would be who? Here's my opinion.

Lili: Rose (young version)

Raz: Jack

Sasha: The other guy who rose is expected to marry

What is the general idea?

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Edgar: Who cares about painting, I want to be a psychonaut!

Raz: But you aren't psychic.

Edgar: That's exactly the point Razputin, I'm going to be part of a noble team, a hardworking guy who is... A JANITOR!

Raz: Oh boy. Just go talk to Ford, he'll get you a job pushing brooms. I'm off to practise bending spoons! Hey, that rhymed!

 

Lili: I'm going to be a goth!

 

Sasha: Let's make out!

Milla: Sasha, are you high.

Sasha: Of course I am Milla, I just ate a whole packet of starburst squirts!

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Milla: I wanna be an X man! Woosh!!

Sasha: Ok, you be Jean Gray. I'll be Cyclops.

Announcer: Duh duh DUHHHHHH!!!!!!! They'd better not see X3.

 

Milla: Sasha, what's this (holds up a bag of heroine)

Sasha: Oh Milla, It's.......nothing.

Milla: Sasha you can tell me. I'll love you no matter what.

Sasha: Ok......I'm a drug dealer here at camp. You won't believe who my top buyer is.

Milla: Who Sasha, I won't tell.

Sasha: Ok.......Kitty

Milla: I knew she was either on drugs or anerixic.

Sasha: MILLA!!

Milla: What. That bitch is a twig.

Sasha: I do it to. Heroine rocks!!

 

Milla: O RLY!

Sasha: YA RLY!!

Raz: NO WAI!!

 

Sasha: OUTLANDER!!!!!

Milla: Sasha NO!!!

~stabby~

 

Raz: I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!

Lili:.....you're taking this halloween costume a little too seriously.

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I can tell that you've seen xmen three. Here are some more freaky ideas from the mind of pyro. They're partially x3.

 

Storm: OH MY GOSH IT'S A GROUP OF CLASS FIVE PSYCHICS!

Sasha: Um, what are you on about mam?

Wolverine: Careful they could be dangerous.

Raz: HIYA! (Stabs Storm to death)

Sasha: Nice one Raz.

Kitty: What is everyone talking about? Franke and I are going to sue your asses off.

Jasper: AND CUT!

Raz: What the heck just happened?

Jasper: It's a new scene for x-men four. Live with it.

Sasha: Why are we in some cheap mvoie about mutants?

Jasper: Well, you are kind of like one.

Sasha: Yes... I could be cyclops.

Jasper: He's not in this movie. You should know what happened to him.

Sasha: Yes...

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Lili's not a goth, she's emo.

 

"I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can be. You'd be nonconforming too if you looked just like me." Lili's probably fave song.

 

Raz: Sasha, I love you

Sasha: Me too

Raz: Really?

Sasha: No, I just like to make children cry.

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Lili's more of a Rya to me. Similar personalities, cynicism, punching happy people to make them sad, etc. Except Lili's not a robot, of course. And she didn't have a crazy-ass robot son with a stoner, either.

 

And here's some things that Rya would say! Let's compare! Meanwhile, I'll dig up some stuff that Lili would never say...that I semi-stole. *ahem*

 

RAZ: This camp is dumb.

LILI: DUMB YOU SAY? DUMB YOU SAAY?! DUUUUMB YOOOOOOU SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY??

RAZ: ...What was that for?

LILI: I'M INTERESTED IN THIS CONVERSATIOOOON!

 

There, I'm done for now.

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Elton: If I had a pancake

Milka: Buh buh buh BUM!

Elton: I'd eat it with butter

Milka: Buh buh buh BUM!

Elton: I'd eat it with syrup

Milka: Buh buh buh BUM!

Elton: I'd eat it with a fork!

(Lolz, mine and Danni's pancake song)

 

Clem: Dear diary,

mood; Apathetic

my life is spiraling downwards,

I couldn't get enough money to go to the 'blood fed romance' and 'Suffocate me dry' concert.

it sucks cause they play some of my favourite songs, like 'Stab my heart coz i love you' and 'Rip apart my soul' and of course 'Stab me rip stab stab.'

And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thingy either,

like that guy from that band can do.

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Elton: If I had a pancake

Milka: Buh buh buh BUM!

Elton: I'd eat it with butter

Milka: Buh buh buh BUM!

Elton: I'd eat it with syrup

Milka: Buh buh buh BUM!

Elton: I'd eat it with a fork!

(Lolz, mine and Danni's pancake song)

I KNEW I wasn't the only one that liked Dave the Barbarian!

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ZOMGWTFHUWOFE$JFVI?????

 

Danielle made up the pancake song. Well, I made up the cupcake song and she did the pancake song.

 

AS SO IT IS WRITTEN!

Actually the Pancake song was on an episode of Dave the Barbarian. "If I had a pancake... I'd eat it with sugar... I'd eat it with a fork."-Exact words.

I liked that show... very Earthworm Jim-esque.

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[vader]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1[/vader]

 

Danielle has lied to me! RAWR!!!

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Back to the topic...

 

Milla: Sasha, we could be brothers, PARTNERS!

Sasha: Uh, Milla, incase you haven't noticed yet, your a woman, not a guy. We can't be brothers.

Milla: I'm not a woman, or even a man! I'm... (Peels off mask) AN ORANGUTAN!

Sasha: Why are you talking then?

Milla: I'M NOT AN ORANGUTANG EITHER. I'M... (Peels off second mask) COACH OLEANDER!

Raz: GASP!

Milla: Yes, Razputin, it was me all along. The kind considerate brazilian did it.

Sasha: Say it aint so!

Jasper: AND CUT!

Sasha: GO AWAY IMBECILE WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT!

Lili: Guys have no concept of moments.

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Sasha- ~singing~ I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie and I'm starting to feel you boy...

Milla-Sasha?

Sasha-.........umm Hi!

Milla-Sasha, were you singing Shakira??

Sasha-......maybe.

Milla- Good cause I love that song!

Sasha- Yayz!

Milla and Sasha- ~Singing~ Oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad...

 

Sasha: I'm growing a moustach.

 

Crispen: Hey Fred?

Fred: Hey what?

Crispen: You like Queen?

Fred: Oh hellz yeah. I had a thing with Freddie murcury once

Crispen: No way!!

Fred: Yeah, I was a roadie

Crispen: So....you two....went there?

Fred: Yeah, I'm kinda ashamed to admit it.

Crispen: :naughty: Ohh, that's pretty sexy of you.

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Sasha: Underneath your clothes! There's the man I chose...

Milla: YAY! More shakira!

Raz: Here we go again... SASHA STOP BEING A BI!

 

Milla: This is my watering can, I use it to water the plants because they have no hands to hold glasses of water.

Sasha: Hello fellow waterer.

Raz: OH MY GOSH THEY'RE BRAINLESS AGAIN!

Sasha: WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE GOGGLES? WHO IS THE MILKAMAN?

Milka: I AM THE MILKAMAN. MY MILK IS DELICIOUS.

Raz: Lookee there! It's the Milka man!

Elton: Why do I even bother having psychology done. I'm messed up. Just look at my mind.

 

Bobby: I LOVE BALLET!

 

Sasha: WHEREVER! WHENEVER! WE'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!

Milla: I'LL BE THERE AND YOU'LL BE NEAR! AND THAT'S THE DEAL MY DEAR!

Raz: Oh gosh. (Gets out revolver and shoots Milla in the head) IF YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO YOU YOU'LL SHUT UP NOW SASHA!

Sasha: Mkay.

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