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Sasha- ME WANT CANDEEEEEEE!!!!

 

Avery-Sasha/Raz? MMMMMMMM!! Sounds delishious.

Cheez-I know! I'm so in love!

 

Heidi Clum-Uli...congradulations. You are the winner of Project Runway.(If she does say this, I'll be kickin someones ass...)

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Dillon-Smon, your post count is puny compared to mine.

Avery-Even though you've posted everyday on every forum.

Cheez-Sadly, you just don't have what it takes to stay on LucasForums.

Grud-So, we're going to have to sacrifice you to Xorgoth.

Smon-Cool.

 

How about a different punchline? DOODLYDOODOODLYDOODOODLYDOO...

 

Grud-So, we're going to have to cut your balls off.

Smon-HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSEN! *jumps out window*

 

How about... uh... Scooby-Doo ending? DOODLYDOODOODLYDOODOODLYDOO...

 

Grud-So, we'll have to kill you.

Smon-Look out! Frankenwolfmanstein!

Avery-OMG!

*montage*

Smon-It was actually...

All-PROFESSOR HYDE-WHYTE!?

*explosion*

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I'd never say "suck my luck for a twenny bucks".

 

I'd type it, but never say it.

 

Lil' Olly: EWW! Those bunnies smell really weird! Dad, do you know any good bunny slaughter houses?

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Li'l Oly: ZOMG. MOM! Are those rabbits dead?

Oly's Mom: ...oh. No, no... of course not, dear. They're just... sleeping. Upside down. And inside out.

 

(From Simpsons. :D)

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Oly 2006: Alright, Dead Rising, my favorite game! I should try to find some people to mod the zombies in the games to bunnies!

 

We're gonna have some fun making Lil' Oly a violent bunny killing psycopath, aren't we?

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Bobby: Okay, am I the only one here who sees the alien sitting in camp?

*The campers look around for an alien.*

Bobby: There! RIGHT THERE! *Points at Raz* That is no kid! He's an alien! An alien! One of the monsters I've been talking about! He's here to conquer Earth!

Raz:O_O *moves hand towards self-destruct button slowly*

Lilli: Aw, not this again. You're crazy!

Bobby:BUT HE'S GOT NO EARS!

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Loboto-You have the insanity of a manatee!

*screen zooms out to reveal a zoo*

Guard-Sir, what have I told you about teasing the manatees.

Loboto-...don't-tease-the-manatees...

Guard-What?

Loboto-...Don't, tease... the manatees.

Guard-Good.

*guard leaves*

...

*Loboto looks around*

Loboto-Screw this, I'm going to the penguin cage...

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Milla [stumbles into class late]: "Heads down on desks, teacher's got a hangover."

 

(Okay so they don't have desks but stfu, in my fantasy world they totally do.)

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OMG That's hilarious. Milla would totally have a hangover.

 

Milla-Who wants brownies??

Everone- ME!!!

Milla- I won't tell them about the secret ingredent!! MWA HA HA!!

Vernon- Is it love? ~chomps into brownie~

Milla-No, it's pot.

Vernon-wwwwwooooooaaaahhhhhh

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Das- You know what? I'm not really all too sexy. I belong in a circus side show.

 

Jmac-Politics!

Milo-North Korea!

SamnMax-Time magazein!

All-CURRENT WORLD ISSUES ARE INTERESTING!!!

 

Kingcheez-I <3 fluff! ~snuggles a teddy bear~ squee!

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Vernon: ...

 

Benny: Man, RENT sucks. Right up there with West Side Story and Music Man. More like Mucus Man.

 

(You'll only get the last if you've seen the MySpace pages.)

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Sasha and Raz-Past the point of no return. The final threashold. THE BRIDGE IS CROSSED SO STAND AND WATCH IT BURN. we've passed the point of no return.

~graduious make-out~

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Natasha-Check out that gear, it's a huge defense boost.

Ness-I don't think you can wear it yet.

Natasha-What? Why not?

Ness-You don't have the psi-cadet rank to wear hats yet.

Natasha-I don't need liscense points to know how to wear a freaking hat. What else am I going to do with it? OH LOOK, DUR DUR DUR, HAT GO ON FOOT, DURRRR!

Ness-We psi-cadets are pretty stupid like that. Without the figments it's a wonder we can wipe our own ass.

Natasha-This is magical. Well let's go kill some censors so I can learn how to stop being retarded.

 

Lol, VGCats refence.

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(in the brain tumber)

Raz: Help! Sasha! Get me out of here!

Sasha: Are you kidding? Watching you get beat on by censors is hilarious!

 

Lili: *squeals* Help me Raz! I broke a nail! D:

 

Sasha: Razputin, the Matrix has you.

 

Acctually, Sasha reminds me of Morpheus in more ways than one...

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Razputin (showing Oleander the button): I'm going to Sasha Nein's lab for advanced training!

Oleander: Great! Can you take this fruit basket to him for me?

 

Fred: I lose again...

Napoleon: That's okay, you get points for trying. Besides, everyone's a winner! XD

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