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Dillon-Smon, your post count is puny compared to mine.

Avery-Even though you've posted everyday on every forum.

Cheez-Sadly, you just don't have what it takes to stay on LucasForums.

Grud-So, we're going to have to sacrifice you to Xorgoth.

Smon-Cool.

 

How about a different punchline? DOODLYDOODOODLYDOODOODLYDOO...

 

Grud-So, we're going to have to cut your balls off.

Smon-HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSEN! *jumps out window*

 

How about... uh... Scooby-Doo ending? DOODLYDOODOODLYDOODOODLYDOO...

 

Grud-So, we'll have to kill you.

Smon-Look out! Frankenwolfmanstein!

Avery-OMG!

*montage*

Smon-It was actually...

All-PROFESSOR HYDE-WHYTE!?

*explosion*

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Oly 2006: Alright, Dead Rising, my favorite game! I should try to find some people to mod the zombies in the games to bunnies!

 

We're gonna have some fun making Lil' Oly a violent bunny killing psycopath, aren't we?

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Bobby: Okay, am I the only one here who sees the alien sitting in camp?

*The campers look around for an alien.*

Bobby: There! RIGHT THERE! *Points at Raz* That is no kid! He's an alien! An alien! One of the monsters I've been talking about! He's here to conquer Earth!

Raz:O_O *moves hand towards self-destruct button slowly*

Lilli: Aw, not this again. You're crazy!

Bobby:BUT HE'S GOT NO EARS!

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Loboto-You have the insanity of a manatee!

*screen zooms out to reveal a zoo*

Guard-Sir, what have I told you about teasing the manatees.

Loboto-...don't-tease-the-manatees...

Guard-What?

Loboto-...Don't, tease... the manatees.

Guard-Good.

*guard leaves*

...

*Loboto looks around*

Loboto-Screw this, I'm going to the penguin cage...

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Natasha-Check out that gear, it's a huge defense boost.

Ness-I don't think you can wear it yet.

Natasha-What? Why not?

Ness-You don't have the psi-cadet rank to wear hats yet.

Natasha-I don't need liscense points to know how to wear a freaking hat. What else am I going to do with it? OH LOOK, DUR DUR DUR, HAT GO ON FOOT, DURRRR!

Ness-We psi-cadets are pretty stupid like that. Without the figments it's a wonder we can wipe our own ass.

Natasha-This is magical. Well let's go kill some censors so I can learn how to stop being retarded.

 

Lol, VGCats refence.

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(in the brain tumber)

Raz: Help! Sasha! Get me out of here!

Sasha: Are you kidding? Watching you get beat on by censors is hilarious!

 

Lili: *squeals* Help me Raz! I broke a nail! D:

 

Sasha: Razputin, the Matrix has you.

 

Acctually, Sasha reminds me of Morpheus in more ways than one...

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Razputin (showing Oleander the button): I'm going to Sasha Nein's lab for advanced training!

Oleander: Great! Can you take this fruit basket to him for me?

 

Fred: I lose again...

Napoleon: That's okay, you get points for trying. Besides, everyone's a winner! XD

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