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(Kitty, singing) Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...

(Franke) I wanna hold you til i die, til we both break down and cry

(Both together) Wanna hold you, til the fear in me subsides...

 

(Becky) Ah, screw it, let's just do some Improv.

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(Kitty, singing) Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...

(Franke) I wanna hold you til i die, til we both break down and cry

(Both together) Wanna hold you, til the fear in me subsides...

I know that song, But I forget what it's called.

 

Raz-Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah.

Sasha-Some call me the gangster of love

Milla-Some people call me maurice, Wooo wooooo

Oleander-Cause I speak of the pompitous of love.

Elton-FTW Steve Miller?

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  • 3 weeks later...

Milla-Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm.

Sasha-... Yee! You can go with this or you can go with that. You can go with this or you can go with that. You can go with this or you can go with that. You can go with this, cause this is wear it's at.

Christopher Walken-Hey guys, how's it hangin?

Sasha and Milla- OMG DANCING SUIT MAN!!

 

Sasha-Amedeus, Amedeus. Amedeus. Amedeus, Amedeus. Amedeus. Amedeus, Amedeus, Oh oh oh amedeus.

Oh wait, Sasha's german so he may say that. Let's just tweak that a little...

 

Vernon-Amedeus, Amedeus. Amedeus. Amedeus, Amedeus. Amedeus. Amedeus, Amedeus, Oh oh oh amedeus.

That's better.

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Raz- YAY FOR PATD! TIME FOR... THE PATD SINGALONG!

Lili- I'm gonna need you to keep time.

Milka- So, snap snap your fingers for me!

Elton- Good, good now we're making some progress.

Vernon- Tap tap your toes to the beat!

Sasha- Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen.

Ford- OH WE'RE STILL SO YOUNG DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION!

Milla- I aim to be your eyes.

Oleander- Trophy boys, trophy wives.

Mikhail- Applause! Applause!

Maloof- No, wait, wait!

Becky- DEAR STUDIO AUDIENCE, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!!

Phoebe- It seems the artists these days are not who you think!

Linda- So let's pick back up on another page.

Dr Loboto- Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen!

Mr Pokeylope- OH WE'RE STILL SO YOUNG!

Sheegor- DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION!

Edgar- I aim to be your eyes.

Quentin- (Scratches out the techno bit)

Bobby- Swear to shake it up!

Chloe- You swear to listen!

Nils- Swear to shake it up!

Elka- You swear to listen!

Chops- Swear to shake it up!

JT- You swear to listen!

Explosive rats- Swear to shake it up.

Crows- Swear to shake it up.

Psychic bear- Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen.

Psychic cougar- Oh we're still so young.

Kitty- Desperate for attention.

Franke- I aim to be...

Crispin- Your eyes...

All- DADADADADADADADADADADA...

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Cheez-You know, skankin ain't so rad.You know what else isn't rad? Pyramid head. and Vernon, and Reel Big Fish and stuff like that.

Mashi-Sha

 

----------BONUS STAGE fanness---------------------------------

Sasha-Oggity Ziggity West side Fo' eva!

 

Raz to Censor-Let me explain how this is going to work: you're going to die...... ATTACK!

 

Dogan-LAKE MONSTER! WTF??

Raz-No, I'm a boy.

Lili-He sure is......a boy.

 

Elton- I'm gonna commit a genocide!

Milka-Be back before supper

 

Sasha-FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! {slows down} Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight.

Oleander-Ugh...fine.

Sasha- ~on a pogo stick~ YEAH!! WEREN'T EXPECTING A POGO STICK WERE YA—? ~falls off~

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Sasha-Welcome to Project Runrock! Where 16 hopeful camp students compete to become the next big Psychonaut.

 

I can imagine the eliminations...

Oleander-The way you handeled your teleknesis was crap!

Sasha-Whatever, let's make out desicion.

~five minutes later...~

Sasha-Bobby....You're out.

Bobby-DAMN IT!!!!

Sasha- Auf Weidersain.

 

Sasha-FLAVOR FLAVVVVVVVV!!!

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Sasha- I see a little silhouette of a man,

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango.

Milla and Sasha-Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.

(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro Magnifico.

Razputin- I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.

Milla and Sasha-He's just a poor boy from a poor family,

Spare him his life from this monstruosity.

Razputin-Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.

Oleander-(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.

(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.

(Let me go.) Will not let you go.

(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.

Sasha, Milla, Oleander, Razputin-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

G-Man-(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go.

Sasha, Milla, Oleander, Raz, G-Man-Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

 

Tee, psychonauts Bohemian Rhapsody!!! It rocks

 

G-man rock star- I am Freddy Mercuary, I rock out loud! nobody will rock us since we are the champions.

 

lol this one's good

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  • 4 weeks later...

Sasha (walks in while Milla is teaching children): Milla hurry up. I'm feelin horny.

Milla: Me to. Lets just say this is a sex ed class. Okay children! Watch if you want to, but don't ask questions till afterwords!

Children: O.O

 

I'm sorry... That was real bad, but I thought it was funny when I thought it up.... Yester day... While I was drinking coffee.... Please don't hurt me...

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