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You get it with too much salt, and the waiter refuses to refund you.

 

 

 

It's a pony chizzled onto a large rock that breaks our back in 3 places.

 

I wish Wrigley’s spearmint gum came in enormous size proportions.

 

Uh... the Cheat is a little yellow thing from HomestarRunner.com

 

anyway, it does but no store can stock it due to size.

 

I wish for a justice rocket backpack rocket rocket.

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You get it, but it comes with a Commando. A really WHINY one.

 

I wish for literacy!

You mean Renold?

 

Anyway, you get it, but you get klingon literacy so the only ones who respect you are nerds, everyone else just says YA FRICKIN' NERD!

 

I wish for an Action Figure Storage Truck. (Luv Cheat Commandos...os.)

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You get one, but it melts,

 

I wish this kid who is obsessed with cows(go figure) would stop making fun of psychonauts and just go out with me!!

He does, however you realize he is actually a WOMAN.

 

I wish I had the Brothers Chaps kidnapped Misery-style. And forced them to make cartoons for me.

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umm, they die when they're in your power.

 

I wish for a quarter!!

You get a quarter, but it is a quarter of a kiloliter of ACID. IN YOUR FACE.

 

I wish for ghost powers. (Dunna nunna nunna nuh... he's a phantom...)

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You'll never get it, and William DeFoe shall meet his doom.

 

I wish I didn't have to make up a wish.

You don't have to, except it would've been uncorrupted, but oh well.. too late.

 

I wish for eternal peace throughout all existence.

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YOU WILL NEVER GET IT!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!!!

 

I wish I could make cooler avatars.

 

You do but then your computer breaks and you can't save them.

 

 

Willaim DaFoe starts sleezing around your house.

 

I wish for the perfct hair style.

 

There will be one, but not for you.

 

 

You don't have to, except it would've been uncorrupted, but oh well.. too late.

 

I wish for eternal peace throughout all existence.

 

Then everone dies.

 

I wish i had a bullet-proof shield so I would stop getting shot at.

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You do but then your computer breaks and you can't save them.

 

 

 

 

There will be one, but not for you.

 

 

 

 

Then everone dies.

 

I wish i had a bullet-proof shield so I would stop getting shot at.

You have a shield you just forgot where you put it and die of gunfire.

 

I wish I had a solid gold PSP.

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Then you couldn't play it. And it turns out it really wasn't solid gold, it was gold paint.

 

I wish I ...um... I wish they would make a sequel to Psychonauts. Just try and corrupt that.

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Then you couldn't play it. And it turns out it really wasn't solid gold, it was gold paint.

 

I wish I ...um... I wish they would make a sequel to Psychonauts. Just try and corrupt that.

TOO EASY. I shall base its corruption on an infamous Nintendo move...

 

They made a sequel but it was too difficult for gamers so they scrapped it, and just changed the graphics in a japanese game and called it PsychoNauts 2.

 

I wish for a Robot Chicken DVD.

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Geh... Then I take it before you can watch and throw it out a window.

 

I wish the stupid email would just load the thing already.

It does but it crashes as soon as it does so it doesn't get sent.

 

I wish I had Alchemy powuhs.

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Okay then I guess you can forget the video then.

 

Then something goes wrong and you blow up.

 

I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone said I wish.

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Okay then I guess you can forget the video then.

 

Then something goes wrong and you blow up.

 

I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone said I wish.

Hey I want it, I'm just doing my job of corruption.

 

And if I blow up then I'll be all like the FullMetal Alchemist whos all "BWOW SHOOM PWOW!!!"

 

 

You do, but the dollars are sentient and picky, and do not want to be spent.

 

I wish for your video.

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And then It doesn't get uploaded. (I'm trying though. It's not working)

 

I wish for a kitty-cat

It IMPLODES.

 

I wish for a kitty-cat with gravy.

 

Anyway, if you have MSN I could log into that and you could send it directly to me through the chat window.

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Then I shoot you for trying to eat the kitty.

 

What do you mean "have msn"?

I have a hotmail account, but I use Aol.

 

I wish my hair wouldn't poof out.

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