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It is the Broodwich! Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chickens force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.

 

I tasted mustard.

 

Yeah...dijon mustard.

 

Well...how come no bacon?

 

BACON IS EXTRA!

 

You call this a sandwich, you don't have bacon on it?!

 

There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed on a bed of evil...and lettuce. BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE!

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Blueberry. G-Men love blueberry muffins. Says so in the bible.

The bible also says:

 

Trust in the lord and not in your own understanding

 

basically, it means "Ask questions about the lord and BURN IN HELL."

 

Interestingly enough I learned on today's episode of...

 

BIBLEMAN!!!!!!!!

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The bible also says:

 

Trust in the lord and not in your own understanding

 

basically, it means "Ask questions about the lord and BURN IN HELL."

 

Interestingly enough I learned on today's episode of...

 

BIBLEMAN!!!!!!!!

 

I learned that taking cookies from the jar without asking is BAD.

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