shinzuku Posted October 14, 2005 Author Share Posted October 14, 2005 Milla walked into Sasha's lab and saw the belt. She narrowed her eyes and picked it up. She exited the lab and went to look for Sasha. She ended up at the main campground. "Where is he?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkya Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Sarah shook her head. "We're supposed to be fixing this before Sasha gets back, not racing. Besides, you can levitate, I can't." A distant cry of "No" made her jump, and she looked at a much larger Censor with a clipboard. There was something like a red No sign floating her way. She rolled out of the way just in time. "Look, more ducks for the shooting gallery!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 "Oh well, it was worth a try." said Dan as he levitated to get a better view. He worked it all out in his head. Jump foreward twice. 90 degree angle right. Destroy censors within 5 ft radius. Jump. ]Throw levetation ball at target. He checked it over, and went for it. But something went wrong. He was shot out of the air by a gaint NO! Okay, improvise. He balloned to the nearest platform and took out the censor. Back to the plan. He tried to levetate again, but it turned out the censor took more out of him than he had thought. He tried to move, but nothing happened. I get hurt and now I'm stuck in the middle of a machine that makes things that want to kill me. So Dan thought out his options, and decided one thing... "HELP!" screamed Dan at the top of his lungs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Ness decided to be the hero. Or try to. Or die trying. Or die. He headed up as high as he could before hearing a load NO. He turned and saw it coming towards him. He got his bat ready and... SLAM. The floating NO went back towards the Censor, missed, but at least got the projectile of his way. He continued to head upwards. He heard a help from Dan. Oh this is fantastic... He tried to avoid censors while powering up a shield for Dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 (Erm. The narrator thinks it is totally unfair of Ness to have a superpowered bat. Poor censor.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkya Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Sarah noticed Ness. "You get Dan, I'll slow these censors down!" She Psyblasted one of the shouting Censors and shot the ones in Ness's way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 (Erm. The narrator thinks it is totally unfair of Ness to have a superpowered bat. Poor censor.) (Tell me, have you played SSB:M? I'm sorry but that is a SUPAH BAT. However, since in EarthBound the real power is only in Crit. Hits, I will limit its super use. Except it shall still be used defensively.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Sarah noticed Ness. "You get Dan, I'll slow these censors down!" She Psyblasted one of the shouting Censors and shot the ones in Ness's way. "Right!" and with that Ness headed to Dan to heal and shield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 (Tell me, have you played SSB:M? I'm sorry but that is a SUPAH BAT. However, since in EarthBound the real power is only in Crit. Hits, I will limit its super use. Except it shall still be used defensively.) (Yes, I've played it. But for some reason, it bothered me for a second. Until you said it would be for defense, so I don't mind anymore. Keep swinging.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 "Hi-Ya! Woo-sha! In your face man!"Natasha yelled as she psi-blasted a censor, which chain blasted to a big circular target that the censors were coming out of. It dissappered, and a new one popped up. "That must be how you drstroy these things!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkya Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 "Yes, I figured that out a little while ago!" She zapped another censor. "You go ahead and get them, I'll continue with population control." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 "OK!!!" Natasha hopped onto a platform and shot one of the targets. All of a sudden, the platforms, and the mobile dissapeered into the cube. Shoe-making things popped out of the ground, and we were scattered. We all ran to different sides trying to find the shoe things. "Hey, another vault! I hope this one's happy." Natasha ran up to the vault and eventually got the slideshow thing. As natasha looked through it, at one slide she said "Awwww, that's so sweet" but the next, she said "OH MY GOSH!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 "Thanks Ness." said Dan as he suddenly felt better. He ran ove to the next part and, using the weird gravity of the cube along with his levitation, got right next to the pipe. Dan hit it with his fist and another pipe came up. He then realized something. This particular pipe seemed to only shoot out very weak censors, along with the occasional big censor, which gave Dan an idea. "All the health and energy you'll ever need on me!" shouted Dan as he continuously killed the censors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 "Wow, I'm glad I'll never meet grandma now since I saw THAT!" Avery was greeted by a little orange pumpkin-looking thing that exploded in her face. "OMG, Iraq suicide bomber!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 OMG NARRATOR SENSES INSENSITIVE POLITICAL JOKE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkya Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Sarah glared at Natasha. "I've seen THOSE before. Personal demons, zap them before they explode!" She zapped another one. "Geez, I'm surprised Sasha hasn't noticed this yet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 (oh, sorry. Too much Hannity) Natasha psi-blasted the next of those little buggers she saw. "There, you little ball of orange death, YOU'R DEAD NOW!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkya Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Sarah was obviously enjoying herself a bit too much with the Psyblasts. "And you, and you and you're dead!" She watched the Censor bits fly, and didn't notice until too late when a NO! hit her across the back. Even then she stumbled only a few feet and turned to shoot it. "Hey! Kill the vent already!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 If someone doesn't end this soon, the narrator will come down there personally and smite everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 "Alright! Don't get so nit picky with me!!!" Natasha hopped up to the vent at a point where she could shoot it, and took a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkya Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 ((I can imagine it now. I AM THE NARRARATOR. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL ALL BE SMITTEN.)) Sarah watched the vent withdraw, and once again everything shook as it all pulled back into the cube. Somewhere else, a series of blocks formed the next course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 The narrator would rather have everyone smote than smitten. Smitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 "Dang, how many of these things are there?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 42. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkya Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 ((Bah. They have the same definition in the dictionary. At least it isn't smoted.)) "Considering this is a CUBE, I wouldn't be surprised if there's six of em." Sarah began towards the next place. "Woah, lot of P.D.s here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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