Zetz Darke Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 If any of you have the message on the Tree Stump memorized, I'd appreciate if you'd post it here. I know most of it, but I want to get it right...like...years and everything. Thanx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Do you mean the 'Infamous Stump Joke'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Right Here: "Man this thing was old when they chopped it down. Let's see." "500 years ago: Enormous psytanium bed rock metorite strikes the Earth, leaving a crater." "200 years ago: Native Inhabitants begin making arrowheads out of Psitanium, which they call by the name, Whispering Rock. This is a rough English translation." "100 years ago: Prospectors and settlers take over the area naming their boom town 'Shakey Claim'" "99 years ago: First case of Paranormal hysteria diagnoised in Shakey Claim" "55 years ago: Houstan Thorney builds his home for the demented to deal with the epidemic" "60 years ago: More residents in asylum than in the town. Houstan Thorney commits suicide by leaping from tower" "55 years ago: Asylum closes down. Last valley residents are paid to leave by federal government who fled crater to prevent further inhabitant. Lake Oblangato is created" "5 years ago: Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp is founded to nurse and train future Psychonauts" "Last Summer: I got to first base with Elka Doom. Signed Nils Lutefiske." I may have gotten some things wrong. Sorry about that Zetz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 THAT'S the stump you wanted. Crap. There are too many stumps in this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I know, they have cut down too many trees and used their inground remains for many different reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 You are an idiot. I totally forgot about the infamous stump joke though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I'll try to be less of an idiot next time someone asks a question. Whenever I hear 'stump' I hear 'catacombs'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I know, they have cut down too many trees and used their inground remains for many different reasons. Just like foreigners... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 yep, those damn forigners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 only 60 more posts to 1000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Woo, hoo, go Kila! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I'm more close to 1000! MUST...REACH... HEAD.... GET.... IN.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 You can do it!!! When you reach 1000 pot you can do the Rocky thing where he's jogging up the steps and he does the whole victory thing, and you'll get the Special merit badge all 1000 posters get. I got mine and so will you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Wow, I am so proud of you losers. So close. It hurts, doesn't it? It always does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 It does hurt. It hurts so much, At least I have Darth to give me encouragement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 You may have Darth, but I am always here to push you back. Because no matter how hard you try, your post count is simply lame compared to mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 you're freaking going on to 3000. Soon it will be 300000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Yes, and soon it will be PI. And only then will I have the power to destroy Captain Planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 You can do it!!! When you reach 1000 pot you can do the Rocky thing where he's jogging up the steps and he does the whole victory thing, and you'll get the Special merit badge all 1000 posters get. I got mine and so will you. Must do it... I know! *plays music* The hours approaching, just give it your best You got to reach your prime. That’s when you need to put yourself to the test, And show us a passage of time, Were going to need a montage (montage) All it takes is a montage (montage) Show a lot of things happing at once, Remind everyone what’s going on (what’s going on?) And with every shot you show a little improvement To show it all will take to long that’s called a montage (montage) Oh we want montage (montage) And anything that we want to know, from just a beginner to a pro, You want a montage (montage) even rocky had a montage (montage) (Montage…montage) Anything that we want to know, from just a beginner to a pro, You need a montage (montage) Oh it takes a montage (montage) Always fade out in a montage, If you fade out, it seem like more time Has passed in a montage, Montage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Who rocks the house? Kila rocks the house. And when Kila rocks the house She rocks it all the way down, YAY Woo,Hoo go KILA!!! When I grow up. Hey whatch' wanna be? I wanna be the best, just like my main homie. And when you say homie, Just who do you a speaka' The supa' smart, thread poastin'. You must mean Kila!!! YAY KILA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 If you love her so much, why don't you spell her name right? AND YOU PUT HER ON YOUR BUDDY LIST. SHAME. Buddies spell buddies' names right. You make the God of Buddies cry. Sob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Must.... finish Montage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I'd luv to spell her name right. but I'm practin' my solo for the Christmas program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Wow, only five posts. You realize I never had to post 'must post!' posts to reach my 1000 post. It was pure, hard... Yeah... When I was your age, we had to walk 15 miles. IN THE SNOW. ON FIRE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Why is it always 15 somthing, it's either 15 miles or 15 days or 15 hours. Gosh, anyone ever heard of 14 or 16? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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