Purple Squid Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I enjoy baby-flavored ice-cream. Mmmm, dancing baby ice-cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 at least you know i wont eat the ammo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I enjoy baby-flavored ice-cream. The kind with fun-sized baby bites in every mouthful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 The kind with fun-sized baby bites in every mouthful? You know it. And with pop-rocks. Mmm. At least, they better be pop-rocks. They were crackly, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyPhanta Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I bet babies would taste like chicken... or alligator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 No, babies taste more like... hamburgers. With whipped-cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 yew too much info Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinzuku Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Milla: No, not the children! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Not children. BABIES. ChompChomp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Can you feel them crawling around in your stomach? It’s like pregnancy, except no! Unless not, in which case it’s moot point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 No, they're quite silent by the time they go down my throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Silent...as the grave. *insert dramatic violin music with baby crying in the background* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Well, actually, sometimes they squeak. But I just ignore it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 that is werid but nice to knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Well, actually, sometimes they squeak. But I just ignore it. That's just the sound of their leg dislocating as it gets caught on your tonsils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 That's just the sound of their leg dislocating as it gets caught on your tonsils. I never noticed my tonsils getting caught. Is that the popping noise? I figured it was one of the baby's ribs snapping as its little body was crushed in my compacter of a throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 yeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinzuku Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 gah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 i like yor sig shinzuku. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinzuku Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cara Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 I never noticed my tonsils getting caught. Is that the popping noise? I figured it was one of the baby's ribs snapping as its little body was crushed in my compacter of a throat. You eat babies? Well, well. I always pegged you for more of an old-people-eater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Old people tast like pasty glue. But new-borns, they taste like cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cara Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Pasty glue? No. Delicious OATMEAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Maybe I'm baking them wrong. Do you use tortured yelps or muffled screams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 i think muffled screams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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