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Augh. You know, I'm going to make this post relevant to the quote.

 

You know they're making a children's version of 'The Picture of Dorian Gray'?

 

Yes.

 

Now, I must find a way to be on topic...

 

 

No way, it was a pic of him? Excellent.

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No way, it was a pic of him? Excellent.

 

...or so the book is called. >>;

 

Good book, but also had SATAN in it, and it makes me wonder why they're turning it into a children's book.

 

...Captain is good at vanishing.

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Well, think about all the other Disney classics. Don't you think there would be a wee bit more raping and pillaging in Aladdin? I mean, this is the medieval Middle East.

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Well, the actual story took place in Persia (or in China), so all they did was use the characters in Disney Aladdin. OR SOMETHING.

 

There was pillaging! Like... petty thievery. And... Jafar was like 'marry me!' and stuff. To Jasmine, not Aladdin. :'D

 

But when they condense a book, none of the characters are... actual characters. They lose their personalities and such.

 

EDIT: I'VE BEGUN TO THINK I LOOK LIKE VIKTOR. D:

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i know, my friend went with me and she said that lord v looks like michael jackson without his fake nose

 

...right. Because I'm sure she thought it was very funny. >>

 

*scorns teen humor*

 

Actually, I thought he looked pretty good. For a guy without a nose. ;D

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The lack of nose was a tad too flaunted for my tastes, though I really liked his reveal. I got a tad giddy when he first appeared.

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I expected him to be noseless, because that's what The Rowling described him as.

 

NOSELESS. Eeek! D:

 

Even though I knew it wasn't supposed to be, I thought Peter dropping Baby Voldie into the baby-stew-cauldron was hilarious. >>

 

Mmm.

 

Allie, there's only so much you can fit into a two/whatever hour movie. XD

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