StaffSaberist Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 I got an idea: Let's make a list of all the ways to tell that you've been online too long. Please number them. I'll kick it off: 1 - You read something funny and actually say "LOL" to yourself. 2 - You are registered at more than 3 forums. 3 - The following makes sense to you: "ROTFLMAO! JAM, I'm AFK for a while, BRB!" (Translation: Rolling on the floor laughing my arse off! Just a minute, I'm away from keyboard for a while, be right back!) 4 - You get bored and think up a thread like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 5 - You get bored and READ a thread like this 6 - You get bored and POST in a thread like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 You make witty comments about the person above you that take you all night to think of. Kjølen smells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 8 - You start to make an creating everything in "internet" talk. Eg. - lol twa (that was awesome).....tioae (this is only an example) lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted November 25, 2005 Author Share Posted November 25, 2005 9 - You type an official letter, spell check it, and find yourself deleting all the : ) and : ( in your document. 10 - You get a $50 game because somebody on a forum tells you to. (Hence, the great KotOR II sales.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 11 - You beat all the games on addictinggames.com more than twice in a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-8252 Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 0 - This thread fails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 12 - You spend at least few minutes a day wondering if someone replied to a thread or post you made, because you haven't had time to be at the computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthSquee Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 13 - At school you write "1337 sp33k" on the chalk board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 14 - Your friends sign off to go to bed, and you're still up when they sign back on. 15 - You start to memorise update times for all of your websites. 16 - You have more than 20 browser tabs/windows open. 17 - You lose all feeling in your butt. 18 - You find a browser window open from earlier that day that you forgot about. 19 - You start to forget to blink or swallow. 20 - You have to clear out the drinks and food from your computer desk because you ran out of mouse movement space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narfblat Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 21 - You find that the weird person you have been chatting with is actually yourself. 22 - Your n, o, and b keys are really worn out, especially the o. 23 - You don't respond to your real name. 24 - You realize that the power went out 15 minutes ago, and you have continued typing. 25 - You are afraid of natural light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 26-1000 You are a moderator on a StarWars forum, and lock this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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