90SK Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Post a short story you wrote here! It's the fun way to show off your work to others, in exchange for feedback. I'll start with a fable I wrote for my LA class: The Appealing Kitten By CaptainSkye There once was an adorable kitten that always went swanking along the garden path in the afternoon. She was very attractive, with a pretty gold bow in her hair. All the ducks and rabbits rushed to the side of the road to greet the kitten, because she was so delightful and cuddly. They all wanted to be her friend as such. The kitten only gave them mews of contempt. One glorious Sunday afternoon, the kitten was plodding along as usual. The sunlight shone so brightly, and reflected off her glossy coat. As usual, all the ducks and rabbits came running when they heard her a-mewing up the path. “Quank quank!” The geese called. “Mmph mmph” the rabbits grunted, since rabbits had no particularly distinguished noise they could make. The kitten did not even purr. As she rounded a bend, a platypus came up to her. She ignored it, turning up her nose as usual. The platypus stung her with its rear stingers because she had traveled too near to its nest. The end. Moral: Don’t take respect and infatuation for granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GEE!!! Awesome!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Awww, that story was worthy of many publications. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 swanking along the garden path... I find that this is my favorite part. Your use of descriptive, unique words makes the story a wonderfully colorful tale of action, romance, and adventure that will last through ages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 wow, did PS just sound smart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 wow, did PS just sound smart? You see, the word 'Seminole' comes from the Spanish word 'Cimarrone', a name given to a group of Native Americans. Cimarrone means 'free people'. Yeah, I can sound smart. ;b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 hehehe, your new avatar is amusing. but still, congrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 EDIT: DUH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 JOKE'D This joke comprises between two or more people, because telling jokes to yourself out loud is disturbing. Afeter every part, the people should say "I don't know, why?" or nothing at all. If something else is said, just ignore it. Some people may come up with renditions of this joke.This joke also goes in parts. Questions come after the ~ Answers (also told by you) are after - ~Why'd the first panda fall out of the tree? -Because it thought it could fly. ~Why'd the second panda fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first panda. ~ Why'd the third panda fall out of the tree? -Because it thought it was a game. ~Why'd the fridge fall out of the tree? -Because it thought it was a panda. ~ Why'd the kid fall off his bike? - Because three pandas and a fridge fell on him. This last part has two endings. ~Why'd the girl fall off the swing? 1. -She had no arms. 2. -She saw three pandas and a fridge fall on some guy on a bike. Tell last part according to audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 okay people is this the off topic thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 No, the 'nevermind, don't post here, go away' thread is the off-topic thread. :') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 damnit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 I don't have any thing to say. Except...I's Chevy Chase and you're not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 I'm not Chevy Chase? Well, I've got nothing to live for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Your PURPLE SQUID! Christopher Walken said you rock, that's cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 omg, he did say that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Uhh, yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 I've gotta have more cowbell!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 okay darth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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