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Champagne for everyone!!! This is an expensive party! I'm celebrating!!! I just got myself a new job, rakin' in $9.00 an hour, and all I do is sit in front of a computer and talk on a phone!!!

 

No, I'm not a telemarketer... I'm a telesurveyor! I work for BBM Bureau of Measurement, and they do the radio and TV ratings for all of Canada. I also make calls for Arbitron, a sub-company of BBM, who do the American radio ratings.

 

All the real booze you can handle, folks!!! Nitro just got his first real job! And Niner... Here's a $50... Go buy yourself a stripper after the party... I don't want 'em in here for once...

 

Just remember everyone... Formal-wear only, please!

 

And to close this invitation, here's the line I'll be repeating 60 times an hour...

 

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

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wow two parties i can go to at once!! imagine that wink.gif no strippers tongue.gif

 

hey grats Nitro baby smile.gif your job isn't all that different from mine, except i answer fones "Maintenance, Lisa speaking..." and put work orders into a computer.

 

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Hey Congrats man!

 

Originally posted by Nitro:

Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

 

Do you really use the term Nitro when identifying yourself to the guy you're talkin to?

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I bet he does, and I bet he "encourages" people to vote or whatever for the OFFSPRING. biggrin.gif

 

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"When we were younger,

There always seemed like some,

Some perfect mold

That we're supposed to be.

But now we're growing up and

I see its just not that way.

Now I feel like someone's lied to me"

--Elders

by THE OFFSPRING

 

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Of course I'm insane, who here isn't???

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Well, no... I say "Hello, my name is Ryan, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company..."

 

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

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I've never heard it called that before...

 

On a similar note, I had to call the Harder-Johnson house last night... Them and the Willfahrts. biggrin.gif

 

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

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