Nitro Posted February 5, 2001 Posted February 5, 2001 Champagne for everyone!!! This is an expensive party! I'm celebrating!!! I just got myself a new job, rakin' in $9.00 an hour, and all I do is sit in front of a computer and talk on a phone!!! No, I'm not a telemarketer... I'm a telesurveyor! I work for BBM Bureau of Measurement, and they do the radio and TV ratings for all of Canada. I also make calls for Arbitron, a sub-company of BBM, who do the American radio ratings. All the real booze you can handle, folks!!! Nitro just got his first real job! And Niner... Here's a $50... Go buy yourself a stripper after the party... I don't want 'em in here for once... Just remember everyone... Formal-wear only, please! And to close this invitation, here's the line I'll be repeating 60 times an hour... ------------------ Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...
JR2000Z Posted February 5, 2001 Posted February 5, 2001 Congratualtons! Im surprised you even got a job at all! [This message has been edited by JR2000Z (edited February 04, 2001).]
Admiral Odin Posted February 5, 2001 Posted February 5, 2001 congrats. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
JR2000Z Posted February 5, 2001 Posted February 5, 2001 I guess we have to drink all of the champane...
milkshake Posted February 5, 2001 Posted February 5, 2001 R9 must be so happy his wallet isn't getting any thinner than it already is ------------------ Self proclaimed Forum Drunk milkshake@milkshake.co.uk -You call THAT a knife? Now this, is a knife -It's a spoon
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 5, 2001 Posted February 5, 2001 Are you sure you're qualified to work that phone, son? High-tech careers aren't for everyone...
Andromeda Posted February 5, 2001 Posted February 5, 2001 wow two parties i can go to at once!! imagine that no strippers hey grats Nitro baby your job isn't all that different from mine, except i answer fones "Maintenance, Lisa speaking..." and put work orders into a computer. ------------------ If you live to be a hundred, i hope i live to be a hundred minus one so i never have to live without you! SkirtPower@hotmail.com Official Forum Chick
Guest Ike Posted February 5, 2001 Posted February 5, 2001 not bad for a young buck you make about half of what i do
Psycho Tycho Posted February 5, 2001 Posted February 5, 2001 Congrats Nitro. I'm also happy because I don't have any school today! Yay!
Deac Posted February 5, 2001 Posted February 5, 2001 It's been snowing where I live and I was hoping for another great snowfall (North Engalnd had one back in '95). But alas, no.
Jem Posted February 5, 2001 Posted February 5, 2001 Hey Congrats man! Originally posted by Nitro: Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company... Do you really use the term Nitro when identifying yourself to the guy you're talkin to?
Darth Sceltor Posted February 6, 2001 Posted February 6, 2001 I bet he does, and I bet he "encourages" people to vote or whatever for the OFFSPRING. ------------------ "When we were younger, There always seemed like some, Some perfect mold That we're supposed to be. But now we're growing up and I see its just not that way. Now I feel like someone's lied to me" --Elders by THE OFFSPRING Darth Sceltor Of course I'm insane, who here isn't???
JR2000Z Posted February 6, 2001 Posted February 6, 2001 Im sure Ill be listining to negative reports on the news about BBM for a long time... [This message has been edited by JR2000Z (edited February 05, 2001).]
Nitro Posted February 6, 2001 Author Posted February 6, 2001 Well, no... I say "Hello, my name is Ryan, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company..." ------------------ Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...
JR2000Z Posted February 6, 2001 Posted February 6, 2001 There should be a comma between BBM and Bureau of Measurment.
Admiral Odin Posted February 6, 2001 Posted February 6, 2001 be afraid very afraid. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Nitro Posted February 6, 2001 Author Posted February 6, 2001 Actually, JR6969Z, there isn't. The official name is BBM Bureau of Measurement. ------------------ Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 6, 2001 Posted February 6, 2001 I'll answer your poll, young man. Eight inches.
GUNNER Posted February 6, 2001 Posted February 6, 2001 Nitro is finally a contributing member of society. So is that Canadian or American money? And one more thing ,you now make about 1/3 of what I do.
JR2000Z Posted February 7, 2001 Posted February 7, 2001 Well, its nice to see Nitro in commutity servace. That should teach him.
Nute Gunray Posted February 7, 2001 Posted February 7, 2001 Work is for losers and people that have a strange need to buy things with the words "Amidala" or "Natalie Portman" on them. And I'm not a loser ------------------ And the price of a memory is the memory of the sorrow it brings
Nitro Posted February 7, 2001 Author Posted February 7, 2001 I've never heard it called that before... On a similar note, I had to call the Harder-Johnson house last night... Them and the Willfahrts. ------------------ Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...
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