Guest Plasmo Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 Gee, I'm glad I'm not a) blonde or b) a sheep
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 I like blondes, but I'm ambivalent toward sheep. Electric sheep, on the other hand, are loads of fun! Mary had a little lamb; its fleece was white as snow. But when it rained, the power grid the lamb was bound to blow!
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 Do I smell burning lanolin? *Sniff!*
Cmdr. Cracken Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 i'm scared. I'm scared that Zoom is out there.... somewhere.... doing who know what...........
Keyan Farlander Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 I nearly electrocute myself on a weekly basis in my electric circuit lab for school. I suck
Admiral Odin Posted February 21, 2001 Posted February 21, 2001 I agree. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 'If a sheep in the woods is struck by lightning, and there's no one around to hear it...what does this say about the conductivity of sheep?' Also, I would like to mention that Thomas Edison was known to experiment with wool as a filament material for his most famous invention, the lightbulb. *(Runs and hides)*
Darth Sceltor Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 *Thinks of the BABE movies for some reason* BAAAAAAAH RAM EWE!
Guest Rogue 9 Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 what happens when it rains on your sheep -- one who is named after a pod racer ------------------ Leader of 3 Flight Don't Click Here=> Behold the Smiley of Death, Cower in my Shadow, Unworthy ones.
Admiral Odin Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 well I did, and I don't think it was annoying, All I did was hold down the enter key.......find a funnier one next time. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Guest Rogue 9 Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 heres a new one but its not much better, if you know of any others tell me, i'll post them in RS.net first ------------------ Leader of 3 Flight Don't Click Here=> Behold the Smiley of Death, Cower in my Shadow, Unworthy ones.
Guest rosencrantz Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 a sheep joke (sorry, not electric though my zoom bit) warning: this joke has been posted by myself on this same forum many many moons ago <font size=+3> Q. </font size=+3> <font color="red">what is the difference between a rolling stones song and a scottish shepherd?</font color="red"> <font size=+3> A. </font size=+3> <font color="white">the rolling stones song says "hey you, get offa my cloud!" and the scottish shepherd says "hey McLeod, get offa my ewe!"</font color="white"> ewwww
Admiral Odin Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 bad image, very bad image. thanks a lot Ros, you gave me a very bad pic. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 Rogue 9: you obviously missed my take on 'Mary had a Little Lamb' just eight posts before yours... As for the rest of it...I would just like to mention that using electric sheep in that fashion would involve a great deal of personal risk. *!*
Rogue Nine Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 Seriously, Zoom, you and Plas should hook up... ------------------ Love people. Use things. Not vice versa. XWA's Resident Finance Manager
Cmdr. Cracken Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 is Plas a girl or a guy.............?
Guest Rogue 9 Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 I don't think he cares ------------------ Leader of 3 Flight Don't Click Here=> Behold the Smiley of Death, Cower in my Shadow, Unworthy ones.
Guest rosencrantz Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 <font color="maroon"> !!!!!!!YOU HIJACKED MY SMILEY! </font> and also, yes plasmo is a female. she is a real-life friend of mine! arent we all pleased that i do not bring milky's-friends type of people here (steals back smiley)
Gold leader Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 What kind of world are we living in. Everybody randomly claiming smilies for her/his personal use. Shame on you all!
Rogue Nine Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 I'm special, that why I can hijack your smiley. And anyone elses!!!
Nute Gunray Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 Originally posted by rosencrantz: plasmo is a female i concur.
K_Kinnison Posted February 22, 2001 Posted February 22, 2001 Plasmo sounds too masculin.. i think she shoudl change it to Plasma Okay, here is my sheep joke... A Texan is vacationing in Scotland. He is hiking thru the hills when he see's a farmer going at it with one of his sheep. The texan isn'ttoo shocked, but says "Ya know, we're we come from we usally Shear our sheep" The Scotsman looks at him, puzzled, and says "Ack ye be daft man, Aye ain't gonna sheer Dis sheep w't anyone" (sorry if i offended any scots, i am 1/8 scot myself)
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