DarthAve Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 Everybody knows at least one Chuck Norris joke of somting astounding chuck Norris has done. Now....you create one! I'll start. Tim Schafer didn't create Psychonauts. It was mearly an biography of Chuck Norris and his life, edited without all the roundhouse kicks.
Smon Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 http://www.4q.cc Chuck Norris has been around since the dawn of time. He is not immortal though, it's just that everytime someone kills him they assimilate his appearance, memories, and abilities, and in sense become the new Chuck Norris.
DarthAve Posted February 26, 2006 Author Posted February 26, 2006 Chloe', Danial V, and Santino are left on Project Runway. Who shall win? Chuck Norris, he's the master of menswear.
Gruducuuz Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 EDIT: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I thought we were making a mass collective.
DarthAve Posted February 26, 2006 Author Posted February 26, 2006 NO, you have to make one up, not copy them from the interweb.
Smon Posted April 14, 2006 Posted April 14, 2006 Was it any good? It's like they edited Chuck into GI Joe.
DarthAve Posted April 14, 2006 Author Posted April 14, 2006 kick ass. Do you know everything, though? Who is this?
DarthAve Posted April 14, 2006 Author Posted April 14, 2006 Ohh you tis good. But can you handle this??? Who's xanga is this?
Smon Posted April 14, 2006 Posted April 14, 2006 Ohh you tis good. But can you handle this??? Who's xanga is this? ...your's. Who's flash career was started by this?
DarthAve Posted April 14, 2006 Author Posted April 14, 2006 Your's? http://fourfour.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/superwin.jpg Who's cat is this?
Smon Posted April 14, 2006 Posted April 14, 2006 Your's? http://fourfour.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/superwin.jpg Who's cat is this? Correct! ....your's.
DarthAve Posted April 14, 2006 Author Posted April 14, 2006 Correct! ....your's. WRONG'D!!! It's this bald guy who talks about project runway. I found the pic on his site here.
Smon Posted April 14, 2006 Posted April 14, 2006 WRONG'D!!! It's this bald guy who talks about project runway. I found the pic on his site here. Hey, %99.9_ of the time I'm always right!
Gruducuuz Posted April 15, 2006 Posted April 15, 2006 Hey, %99.9_ of the time I'm always right! OXYMORON'D
Smon Posted April 15, 2006 Posted April 15, 2006 OXYMORON'D Exactly. It was intentional. Because I like that word. It has the word moron in it.
DarthAve Posted April 15, 2006 Author Posted April 15, 2006 and oxy. That's what I clean my face with it so it doesn't look all gross and pimply lise a nerd's would.
Smon Posted April 21, 2006 Posted April 21, 2006 Where are all the Chuck jokes? He threatened us using only his beard so we thought we should stop.
DarthAve Posted April 21, 2006 Author Posted April 21, 2006 Yeah, we don't want a swift roundhouse kick to the face. However, Nothing was said about Young Chuck Norris, the Music Video NORRIS USED HIS HANDS AND HIS FEET, AND HE KICKED AND HE PUNCHED WITH HIS HANDS AND HIS FEET!
DarthAve Posted April 30, 2006 Author Posted April 30, 2006 Who would win? Batman or Chuck Norris? I go Chuck Norris, he has superpowers where Batman only has gadgets.
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