DarthAve Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Ok, this is not necessarly for psychonauts. But you can post other things you've written here! I shall start by posting my delicious ProRun Fanfic Talk to me like that It was a quite night for the contestants of Project Runway. The 'Flower Power' episode had just ended, and Andrae was gone. Everyone was sad, Andrae was everyone's friend. All the guys in 35D were hurt the most. They one of their own roommates, and one of the best designers. Santino stood on the roof of The Atlas the night after elimination. The sau was beautifully setting over the New Yourk City skyline, creating shades of oranges, purples, and reds. Santino stood quietly and watched the sun set until he heard a voice say "You miss him too?" Santino quickly turned around to see it was Danial. Danial walked up next to Santino and said "Yeah, Andrae rocked." There was an awkward moment of silence, a sigh, and then Danial said, "Santino, will you do your Tim impression? It kinda turns me on." With that said, Santino blushed a little and then said in a Tim-like voice, "Danial, you're making me compleatly forget about whatever happened to Andrae." With that, Danial let out a faint giggle. "Umm...." Said Santino "You're really confuzing me here, Danial." "I do like you a lot." replied Danial. There was another compleatly awkward silence. Then Santino blurted out, "I thought you liked Nick. I mean the signs kinda pointed to it." "Well, Nick sure is cute, but you make me laugh so much, I feel amazing when I'm around you." said Danial. By that time, the sun was just peeking over the horizen. Making the sky a beautiful mix of blues, violets, and blacks. While the moon and the stars began to illuminate the night sky. "I guess I'm gonna head back to the room, check on Nick. Bye then." Danial said this, then quickly kissed Santino on the cheek before running off. Santino just stood on the roof, an embarassing look on his face. He then turned around, shook his headm and said "What the f*** just happened?" He then walked back to the door, leaving the night sky and that strange spark of love, outside. Whatcha' think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I hate you now. Either evolution, or intelligent design, take your pick - guys weren't meant to bone guys. Sin or sickness and stupidity. That's your call too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 No, first of all Danial 'is' gay, or at lease 80/20, so I still have a chance with him. And The fact he's digging on Santino, the guy who looks like a skinny version of spiderhole Saddam Hussain makes it so adorable. I love it, so skrew you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Just a tad bit confusing for people who don't have the time or effort to figure out what your referring to, so I'll just give you a thumbs up. *thumbs up* See, now were all happy. Except for KingCheez, he seems to have alot of anger outbursts lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 Yeah, cheez has been such a bitch lately. I wonder if he's some freak of nature and he's on his period, yet he's a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Darth_Ave just caused my anger issues to resurface, and I'm starting to loathe all of you. Still, not really a good story. That's an unopinionated theory there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 TOO COMFUSING!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 For a short story it's pretty good. You have a good hold on grammer and it's not without it's merits. However you tend to tell instead of show. Instead of saying he was everyone's friend why don't you show us through their actions, emotions, dialouge and such. It would be better if you showed a gradual friendship of eachother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Klia, you got's wonderfel grammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Klia, you got's wonderfel grammer Teh Lolerz. I did word that akwardly. It's amazing that I pass English. Now I'm double-guessing all of my posts. Hmm, I guess to make myself feel better I could show you some stories of terrible English where it's quite obvious that the person's mental capabilites are nill and they're thinking with a different head. But I won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 Thank you Klia. This is my first realy attemp at Fanfiction without giving up to practice my singing. Do you think they shoulda made out on the roof? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 First I must ask you, is this real life fanfiction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 No, I don't think Danial and Santino are in luv. If so, that would be really f***** up. Casue Santino's straight....at least I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 Nope, Santino's gay alright!! But, Daniel V Hearts Me(or Nick) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 I would just like to say this.. There is an awesome Project Runway fanfiction on Livejournal called Fresh Start. For us women who like reading about two gay men getting it on in a cafe' bathroom, this is a good read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Why are you freaks writing gay fanfiction about reality TV? Just, drink bleach. Rid the world of your burden on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 A. I didn't write that. It was totally someone else. B. We write gay fanfiction because GIRLS LIKE IT WHEN BOYS KISS EACHOTHER!!! C. We write it about reality tv because THAT'S THE BEST PLACE TO FIND HOT GAY MEN TO WRITE SLASH FANFICTION ABOUT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Oh yeah. That's also X-Rated material. When I saw... well, let's say "chicken," that's where it ended. BAYN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 I'll put up a warning, but you gotta admit, it was a little hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Guys like lesbian porn, but most of us can keep it in our pants, much less our own browser cache. It was not hot, at all. Because unlike your dreams, not many guys are gay. I'm not even going to pull out the religion card. I'm not gonna go that low. That's stooping to your level. I know plenty of girls that can actually get guys and don't have to think about them kissing EACHOTHER. Get off my internet, kthxbai! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 Well, sorry for shearing something I found awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Don't let it happen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 Fine, you won't know the true secret of what I look like. Now ya'll never know my sexiness until I have an artical in Elle magazine for my unfatchable fashion collection tht is so great, Michael Kors' head imploded from inside out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 This week on Something Awful Fashion SWAT: Darth_Ave. "It's so ugly we can't even comprehend it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 Bitch, Pleaze. You'll want to by some when your trailor trash wife says "Tarnations! This dern outfit sure is perrty. Why can't you buy me buy me somthin' like that, honey bear?" And you'll not want to answer, because you are fat white trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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