Nute Gunray Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 A: The chip the NSA inserted in your brain is preventing that particular motor skill from functioning. Q: Hello? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 A:bye Q:Can I kill Jabba? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkshake Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 A: Yes, Plz do. Q: Why is my house so empty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: Because if it was full, you couldn't ask that question. Q: How did I get paint on my shorts? ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: It was originally that color. Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? (saliva at 1 ounce and pressure of the tounge to the sucker 1 pound.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: 1,999,999.99 licks Q:Who here can dig half of a hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: I can't, but my pet green monkey can. Q: Is that your final answer? ------------------ Love people. Use things. Not vice versa. XWA's Resident Finance Manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A. No. Unless I die in the next couple of seconds. If then: Yes! Q. What smells funny? ------------------ As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you? [This message has been edited by edlib (edited June 27, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wraith 5 Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A. Rouge Nine Q. Is there a point to all of this???<font size=1 color=gray> [This message has been edited by Wraith 5 (edited June 27, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A:yes Q:Is it true that whoever answers this question is an idiot? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: Probably. Q: Why is it that W5 still can't spell? ------------------ Love people. Use things. Not vice versa. XWA's Resident Finance Manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: He is partially posessed by Jabba. Q: Why can't I pry myself away from the Forum to go to the bathroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wraith 5 Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A. Because he failed one of his english classes and almost failed it again the second time. Q. Why am i up so late? sorry to break the chain DS beat me.<font size=1 color=gray> [This message has been edited by Wraith 5 (edited June 28, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: Cause I've got a Force pinch on your bladder. Q: What in heavens name am I doing up so damn late? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: Because it's summer vacation! Q: Why am I looking at a website specializing in Japaneese and Eastern European mail-order love brides?(Oh you laugh...) ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkshake Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: Because you're bored Q: What is the web address of that mail order love bridge thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: http://www.pacificcentury.com/ Q: Who wants to know? ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkshake Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: Jabba Q: Why does Jabba want to know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: His last slave girl strangled him and blew up his sail barge Q: If you force-fed Jabba unprimed thermal detenators and then made him swallow one ready to explode, would all of them blow up at once? ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: No my Massive layers of flab would produce a explosion proof barrier Q: Why am I so fat? ------------------ Official Forum Newbian "Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate. "No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!" "Its heading for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!!!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRogue 3000 Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: Because if you were skinny, no one would ever mistake you for a demon-possessed beluga whale which is very fun and educational. Q: Why doesn't anyone like me? ------------------ Official Forum Lord of Salmon and Emmisary of Goats Numfar, do the dance of joy! idaho_stallion@stallion.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: The real question is why no one likes me. Q: Why am I so fat? ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: You sit in front of a Computer All Day Q: Why am I so Obsessed with the Military? ------------------ Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 A: Because the process of evolution wasn't kind enough to make chocolate and ice cream taste bad. Q: Has anyone seen an authentic demon-possesed beluga for sale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 I Beat You! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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