Admiral Zaarin Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 Yes, but I do NEED a demon-possesed beluga. (THIRD PAGE. MUAHAHAHA!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 Originally posted by Admiral Zaarin: Q: Has anyone seen an authentic demon-possesed beluga for sale? A: check Jabba's garage sale Q: Why do I have a strange feeling that this is going to turn out exactly like that "Why" thread we had a couple of month ago? ------------------ Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. <font size=1> [This message has been edited by Jem (edited June 28, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRogue 3000 Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A: Because you were bitten by a radioactive chimpanzee. Duh! Q: Who put the bomp in sha-bomp-sha-bomp? ------------------ Official Forum Lord of Salmon and Emmisary of Goats Numfar, do the dance of joy! idaho_stallion@stallion.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A: Because Q: What are you wearing? ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A: Pyjama pants, South Park T-shirt and no socks Q: I'll just ask theRogue 3000's question: Who put the bomp in sha-bomp-sha-bomp? ------------------ Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. <font size=1> [This message has been edited by Jem (edited June 28, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A:I do it. Q:Why am I asking a question? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A. Because the (rather thin) idea behind this thread would fall apart if you didn't. Q. What's for dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A: beef Q: why can't i have a puppy? ------------------ If you live to be a hundred, i hope i live to be a hundred minus one so i never have to live without you! SkirtPower@hotmail.com Official Forum Chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A. Wrong species, incompatable DNA,... Oh wait,... you meant,... OOPS! Never mind! Q. You want fries with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A: No thanks, I'm not hungry Q: But why not? All I've eaten today is a granola bar and a banana but I'm still not hungry! ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A: Your a stupid monkey that still thinks digital watches are a pretty neat idea. Q: Why are most people on this earth Stupid monkeys that still think digital watches area pretty neat idea? ------------------ Official Forum Newbian "Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate. "No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!" "Its heading for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!!!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A. (See answer to Andy above.) Monkey-men with digital-watch fixations tend to reproduce more of the same. It's that pesky DNA thing again. Once we figure out how to get around that little thing... Q. Who gave me THIS??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superthrawn Posted June 29, 2001 Author Share Posted June 29, 2001 If you're referring to the thread... uh... that was me... if not... than that would be your mom... Q:Why does it seem this thread has a problem... just like all the other threads on this message board? ------------------ Sex is like Pizza... when it's good, It's really good, and when it's bad... it's still pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wraith 5 Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A. Because it doesn't want to be differnet. Q. Why is this thread still going??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A:we are to bored to stop it. Q:Why do I have to work tonight? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A: Because you need some piece of green paper. Q: Hey i just go this new digital watch its really cool it does loads of stuff. Therefore why am i hungry? ------------------ Official Forum Newbian "Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate. "No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!" "Its heading for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!!!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A: You need massive amounts of food to support your bloated, corpulent body. Q: Why do the 6 months until Gamecube comes out seem like 6 years?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A: Because while patience may be a virtue, it doesn't make impatience a vice. Q: What is the meaning of life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A: To dedicate it is service to me Q: Is it me or are carmex jars smaller than they used to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A: it's just you Q: what is a carmex jar? ------------------ If you live to be a hundred, i hope i live to be a hundred minus one so i never have to live without you! SkirtPower@hotmail.com Official Forum Chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A: I don't know and frankly I don't care. You're here. Me happy! Q: Can you stay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A: well if you really want me to i guess i could see what i can do... Q: How many times must the cannonballs fly before they are forever banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A: According to the Geneva convention, 3,455 Q: You don't know what carmex is?! ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest U.C.R Commander Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 A:Lip Balm Q:Who buys Grease? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted June 30, 2001 Share Posted June 30, 2001 A: people who make soap, like in fight club. Q: *puts cool sun glasses on* What is the matrix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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