Nitro Posted July 2, 2001 Share Posted July 2, 2001 A: www.militarysurplusstoreonline.com Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted July 2, 2001 Share Posted July 2, 2001 A: Quite a lot. I mean c'mon, what the hell else does a woodchuck have to do all day, file his taxes? Q: Why is pr0n so r0x0r? ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted July 2, 2001 Share Posted July 2, 2001 A: Ask the woodchuck---I have no clue. EDIT: Oops, Taarkin beat me. Well--- A: Because pr0n LIKES being r0x0r. You got a problem with that? Q: Baa baa, black sheep, have you any wool? ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. [This message has been edited by Redwing (edited July 02, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted July 2, 2001 Share Posted July 2, 2001 A: If you don't mind a ten year old unravelled sweater, then yes. Q: <milkshake>Who Are You?</milkshake> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 2, 2001 Share Posted July 2, 2001 A: I'm a crazy motherf*cker with a shotgun and a two-four. Q: Have you ever smoked marijuana? ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted July 2, 2001 Share Posted July 2, 2001 A: I didn't inhale. Q: What do you want? ------------------ It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted July 2, 2001 Share Posted July 2, 2001 A: I want to say that a woodchuck cant chuck any amount of wood because a woodchuck doesnt chuck wood. Q: Is anybody in summer school? (I started today.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest U.C.R Commander Posted July 3, 2001 Share Posted July 3, 2001 A:No don't need to be. Q:Why when your life is on top of the World then you die. (My poor Neighbor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted July 3, 2001 Share Posted July 3, 2001 A:You die happy. Q:I have no parents, beer and other nice beverages what should I do? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest U.C.R Commander Posted July 3, 2001 Share Posted July 3, 2001 A:Mix a drink with what you got. Q:When will WWIII happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted July 3, 2001 Share Posted July 3, 2001 A: Right after i drop the nuke sitting next to me onto america Q: Why are admiral and R9 always on msn messenger at the same time? ------------------ Official Forum Newbian "Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate. "No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!" "Its heading for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!!!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted July 3, 2001 Share Posted July 3, 2001 A: Because we're joined at the hip. Q: Whaddaya think of her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted July 3, 2001 Share Posted July 3, 2001 Originally posted by Jabba The Hunt: A: Right after i drop the nuke sitting next to me onto america Q: Why are admiral and R9 always on msn messenger at the same time? must go oout of order here: this R9 is always on. Answer to Niner: Nice Q: Favorite Gundam weapon is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted July 3, 2001 Share Posted July 3, 2001 A: Deathscythe Hell's Twin Beam Scythe. Q: Anyone wanna see more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkshake Posted July 3, 2001 Share Posted July 3, 2001 A: Sure Why not. Q: What is the Stereotype of Australia from where you are from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 3, 2001 Share Posted July 3, 2001 A: That you're all like Canadians (really nice and friendly) except with that really cool accent. Q: Is it true that "Roots" is a dirty word down there? ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted July 3, 2001 Share Posted July 3, 2001 A:I believe saying you want to root for sombody means you want to have sex with them Q:Are all Ausie's criminals, it was a penal colony after all? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted July 3, 2001 Share Posted July 3, 2001 Originally posted by Rogue Nine: Q: Whaddaya think of her? Very rare (from me) reaction when I saw this: "GYAAAAHHH!!! *drool*" My kinda woman! ------------------ It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkshake Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 A: they're not criminals, just decended from them, and BTW, it's convicts. Q: Why does IE5.5 keep crashing??? [This message has been edited by milkshake (edited July 03, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 A. One word: Microsoft! IE is integral part of Windows. You could just as easily ask "Why does Windows keep crashing?" (A. Because that's what Windows does! It's a built in feature) Q. What's the alternative? ------------------ As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 A: There is none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 A: There is none. Q: Why is that 26k hostile incoming on PA can change your outlook of it somewhat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 A: Because running is fun. Q: What song is this from, and what band sang it? "But if I could change, then I'd really be amazed." (Easy point for Scelty, him being this band's second-biggest fan, after me of course.) ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrianJedi Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 A: I have no clue... Q: What is 2 + 2? gets his math paper ready so he can write the ansewer down ------------------ At this point I have a request for our fans, if any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of differant color, or women, please do this one favor for us - leave us the f*ck alone! Don't come to our shows and don't buy our records. - Kurt Cobain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 Originally posted by Nitro: Q: What song is this from, and what band sang it? "But if I could change, then I'd really be amazed." (Easy point for Scelty, him being this band's second-biggest fan, after me of course.) Um, it's from Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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