KingCheez Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 SMON WINS!! Topic: Meat Circus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Razclock Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Lol that's random. OK Duck:Hmm... the man with glasses looks extra juicy today what do you think old boy? Horse:I don't know old chap I rather favour the lady with brown hair how about you old spice? Cow:Oh I don't know they all look the same to me; they are human after all! *All laugh manically and incoherently* KingCheez: (Observing the scene from a distance)Man; this is weider than Michael Jackson's nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 The Mind of Zelda 41. "Where cows sniff eachother's butts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Wait a second, cows, birds, horses, chickens, horses, deer and bunnies don't eat meat! Or do they... Nope, they don't. There should totally be a crotch patch in the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted April 3, 2006 Author Share Posted April 3, 2006 Lol that's random. OK Duck:Hmm... the man with glasses looks extra juicy today what do you think old boy? Horse:I don't know old chap I rather favour the lady with brown hair how about you old spice? Cow:Oh I don't know they all look the same to me; they are human after all! *All laugh manically and incoherently* KingCheez: (Observing the scene from a distance)Man; this is weider than Michael Jackson's nose! Winner, because it made me think of a goose with a monocle and that's just silly. Topic:Monocle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razclock Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 http://www.m-w.com/mw/art/monocle.gif My computer doesn't like to work properly so just follow the link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbinT Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Monacle dude: Ello I ave a monacle. He is my bestest friend. Aren't you monacle? Monacle: Why yes, yes I am. Monacle dude: We solve crime. Monacle: You still on that case? Monacle dude: Ehm, no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted April 3, 2006 Author Share Posted April 3, 2006 The Monopoly guy keeps the severed heads of his competitors mounted on his fireplace, this is only the latest in his long line of murders. And people think they're statues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 The monacle man's name is Mr. White. Vlad:Why hello Mr. White! Mr. White: Hello Vlad. Might I admit your moustach is looking quite ravishing! Vlad: Why thank you, and your monacle is giving me quit the racy thought. Mr White: Why say, would you like to have a little fun in the back of my goose ridden carriage? The goose has a monacle too. Vlad: Oh, I'd be delighted! Might I ask though, are you a biter? Mr. White: No, I'm much more of a licker. Vlad: Oh you tease, let's go already. I'm getting quite frisky! Mr. White: Alright then, Tally ho! +=TOGETHER 4EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razclock Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 The Monopoly guy keeps the severed heads of his competitors mounted on his fireplace, this is only the latest in his long line of murders. And people think they're statues. Winner! Because Darth_Ave's one scared me Topic:Metal Gear Solid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Razclock Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 *CODEC rings* Snake:Otacon? This is a really bad time to call Otacon:Yeah I know you're on a "big mission" Snake but I have to talk to you Snake:No seriously Otacon this is the worst possible time to call Otacon:That's what you always say! You never have any time for me! Snake:What? What the hell are you talking about pisspants? Otacon:See that's what I'm talking about you always make fun of me! Snake:Aw Jesus Christ! Look Otacon I'm sorry! Otacon:*Cries loudly* Snake:Look don't cry! Come on! Who's a happy Otacon? (Outside the box) Guard:Does this guy actually think I can't see him just cos he's under a freakin' box? Jesus what a dumbass! *shoots box repeatedly* Otacon:OK Snake I'm willing to accept your apology. Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEE! Guard:SHUT THE HELL UP! *shoots CODEC* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 On the third night, the box of oranges had become animated. The slaughter was brutal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Apperantly, even wearing orange cameo in a grey room will save you from THE ORANGE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 On the third night, the box of oranges had become animated. The slaughter was brutal. Winner! Topic:Lemon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 [homersimpson]Mmmmmmmmm, lemon.[/homersimpson] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 This came up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 This came up. The true face of Smon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 "What you talkin' bout Willis?" "I didn't say nothin', Bald Shaft" "Thought so, honkie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razclock Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 This is the face, of a lemon juice burn victim. Everyday people will be sprayed in the face by a lemon, and it will sting for a second. Especially if it was in the eyes. So please; send $4.00 a month to "0800-555-LEMON". And your money can help make a difference in these people's lives. We're not sure why though... Maybe we can use the money to rent a steam roller and then we could squash all the lemons in the country with it! Oh man that would be so cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 This is a great way to remind people of the dangers of lemons! This guy sued to be white. And not covered in powder. Or monochrome. Or on the internet. BEFORE HE ATE A LEMON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Smon's is the best. Topic: Stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 rats, lost another one to ditech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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