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Guest rosencrantz
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anyone able to locate the creature will acquire a reward. please return unto me mine lost item. he is worth no monetary value but much sentimental value biggrin.gif

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Is it ok if he's dead? Or will you pay less if he's alive?

 

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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!

 

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Guest rosencrantz
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*shrugs* yeah, dead's ok...

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Our resident bunny-boy has gone AWOL again, eh?

Hmmm... methinks he may be somewhere working extra overtime to pay for his bladed-weapon jones.

 

If you do bring him in dead, I have a request: I need some luck... can I have his feet?

Guest Rune Haako
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The reward, dumb@$$.

Guest rosencrantz
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hey, i'd become a bounty hunter for the rewards i give out! biggrin.gif

Guest Jabba The Hunt
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if im in England do i have to pay for any flights so i can get the reward in person?

 

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Official Forum Newbian

 

"Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate.

"No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!"

"Its heading for his testicles"

"Take it, take the leg!!!"

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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I remember the rabbit saying something about having trouble accessing internet connection so he wouldn't be present for a while...

 

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Guest rosencrantz
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the reward will be delivered to the recipient in one of 2 ways (upon recipient's request):

 

1. the recipient may choose to be flown to Canada to make the exchange, whereby he forgoes all ownership of the said rabbit in lieu of The Reward.

2. the recipient may choose to have The Rosencrantz flown to the country of their habitation to make the exchange, whereby he forgoes all ownership of the said rabbit in lieu of The Reward.

3. should the recipient prefer neither 1. nor 2. he may be sold to the highest bidder after recovery of the rabbit has been made biggrin.gif

Guest Jabba The Hunt
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if we find the rabbit alive can we shoot it anyway?

 

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Official Forum Newbian

 

"Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate.

"No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!"

"Its heading for his testicles"

"Take it, take the leg!!!"

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

 

[This message has been edited by Jabba The Hunt (edited June 29, 2001).]

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I can do one better: The rabit will be returned encased in carbonite. Rosie may thaw him and watch him die if she so wishes.

 

 

 

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It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery.

Guest Dj Skywalka
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Maybe he forgot Easter was over.

 

I hope his butt's ok. biggrin.gif

 

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Dj Skweejie

-WORDS OF WISDOM-

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries.

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