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That's right... Your dear old Nitrous is 18! I'm now old enough to buy porn and vote! There's a party on Thrawn's Party SSD, and it's all coming out of Red Leader 05's pocket!!! I figured it's time to let someone else in Niner's family take the cheque.

 

Well, I gotta go... The Offspring are playing at the SSD party, and I don't want them to get there and have there be no beer waiting, so I gotta make a quick beer run!

 

Toodles!

 

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We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York.

We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

 

-Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

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I'll take care of the music...

 

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*shoves Zoomie away from the turntables*

 

Happy birthday, Nitro Glycerine!

 

Now, here're the SCA's own Volga Boatmen, fresh from looting and pillaging!

 

*starts DJing*

 

*pulsing backbeat*

 

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

Now you've aged another year

Now you know that Death is near

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

 

Children dying everywhere

Women crying in despair

 

Typhoid, plague and polio

Coffins lined up in a row

 

Now that you're the age you are

Your demise cannot be far

 

Pestilence has struck your town

You yourself feel quite run-down

 

Birthdays come but once a year

Marking time as Death draws near

 

Burn the castle and storm the keep

Kill the women, but save the sheep

 

May the candles on your cake

Burn like cities in your wake

 

May the children in the street

Be your barbequeing meat

 

May your deeds with sheep and yaks

Equal those with sword and axe

 

This one lesson you must learn

First you pillage, then you burn

 

While you eat your birthday stew

We will loot the town for you,

 

*fade into techno backbeat*

 

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It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery.

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I got an $800 acoustic guitar from my parents, and some other good stuff from Laura... Let's just say tit was a good trip and I think I might head back down there some time... biggrin.gif

 

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We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York.

We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

 

-Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

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BAKA!!! An acoustic guitar is a normal guitar... The hollow kind that don't (usually) plug in, hence bands playing "Unplugged" concerts... Nice sound, warm and lets you really feel the music in your soul... Electric guitars are loud, hard, grating, and lets you feel the music in your soles... Not that there's anything wrong with that... I'm a punk rocker to the very core, and I play the bass (elecrtic, but it can still sound warm if played right) mostly, but I love to kick back and play some classical music on my acoustic once in a while.

 

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nitrologo.gif

 

We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York.

We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

 

-Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

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It always shows when someone's not paying attention...

 

I've never heard of a 38D acoustic guitar. smile.gif

 

 

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GUNNER: No, 36C... That's plenty big enough for me, though... Anything more than that's a waste. biggrin.gif

 

*grabs his bass, picks up one of the many hats thrown to Greg, puts it on, and starts that infamous opening bass riff to Bad Habit*

 

I'm still learning Out On Patrol... But I know (and love) the intro/opening of Smash It Up... The part before it speeds up. We'll play that next!

 

*shuts up as Dexter starts to say the 'opening monologue' of Bad Habit*

 

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nitrologo.gif

 

We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York.

We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

 

-Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

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