Darth Jimbo Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 Olpmyic Stadium, Sunday 1st September, 2001 RIP German Football On this day, Germany Fell to the might of the England football team. Messers Owen, Hesky and Gerrad, led by Lord Erikkson came, saw and conquered. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 He's doing those smiles again. Make it stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 *pulls out a SVD Dragunov sniper rifle and aims between the eyes* Just tell me when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 *Gets 105mm Recoilless Cannon* Yes WHEN. ------------------ Official Forum Nuclear Terrorist & God of Insanity [This message has been edited by Commander 598 (edited September 01, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 OH DEAR GERMANY LOST AN ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL (CODENAMED: SOCCER) MATCH EVENT AGAINST THE BRITISH! Clearly, Germany is the inferior nation despite a much stronger economy, being the third largest market on Earth, having the ability to develop technologies 60 years ahead of their time (flying wings, stealth, and cruise missiles during WWII), and industrial capacity. AMERICANS: would it not be hilarious if we made a thread for EVERY sporting event that mattered to us? High school football started last night around here and college football's starting soon and the NFL's in preseason....(yes i'm aware that's incredibly retarded. please attempt to get my point). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 lol Does the british winning the game help you at all? Does it affect your life in any bit besides giving you something to watch in your boring life? Does it advance Britian at all, no. Do we really care, no. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 it is funny when he talks about a game where the players cry like babies if they get tripped, and have to be taken out of the game. In REAL footbal, players are known to get broken legs, killed, gouged, punched, and other gernal sort of nastyness, and tend to get taped up and go do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 The only cool thing about soccer is the RIOTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 Originally posted by K_Kinnison: In REAL footbal, players are known to get...killed...and tend to get taped up and go do it again. Tell me that isn't funny sounding It also explains why so certain teams are so bad. They're using corpses instead of retrieving live replacements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 "Coach, my arm is bleeding profusely!" "Tape it up!" "Coach, my leg is broken in two spots!" "Walk it off!" I remember one game where a guy in my class got a concussion. It was scary. He and another guy hit helmets and he dropped like a sack of potatoes. He just layed there, out cold. He was still out when the ambulance came. He ended up being okay, but the doctor said if he gets another concussion it could really mess his head up. ODD, THERE WAS NO RIOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 as if his head wasn't allready messed up one of my favorite quotes fro ma former Packers player Concusions are highly over-rated and one of my favorite qutes taht i created myself I got a new insurance plan, 4 more concusions and i get a free toaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 bad game. ------------------ "Getting Drunk is great you should try it sometime" "I did once, I just cant remember if I enjoyed it or not" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Loyaltist Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 My question is why hasn't he been banned yet? ------------------ If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 I have hated soccer ever since I could remember. I'm not even sure why. I guess I just always thought it was boring. I was more of a baseball man myself, though many people say that that sport is boring. *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 O only enjoy baseball when I'm playing it or watching it in a stadium (Ottawa Linx stadium). But I find it boring when watching it on the tv and don't care for the League results... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 Baseball is one of the most boring games ever. The only people really having fun is the picther and the batter. And if you cant throw the ball, then you just to hope that you bat. If your an outfielder, you just have to stand there untill your lucky enough if the ball is in your direction. The time between transaction takes forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 Volleytennis=Best sport to play Anything robot combat-related=Best sport to watch ------------------ You're supposed to be dumpster-diving for ham scraps, you six-piece chicken McNobody! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 It just depends on what you grow up with. For me, it's football, so I think baseball is boring. For Keyan this is naturally the opposite. BTW, Saturday Holland lost with 1-0 which means it's become impossible to qualify. I'm still in the denial phase and pretend I don't care. Teasing me with won't work until Thursday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 Originally posted by K_Kinnison: In REAL footbal, players are known to get (. . .) killed, (. . .) and tend to get taped up and go do it again. Originally posted by Nute Gunray: Tell me that isn't funny sounding Hehe. Have you seen the video for Gob's "I hear you calling?" With the undead soccer team (and cheerleaders)? ------------------ "Don't f_ck with the Jedi Master, son." --Mark Hamill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 Originally posted by Rebel Loyaltist: My question is why hasn't he been banned yet? none of the mods can be bothered, he hasnt done anything wrong recently and we have spam control on so if he wants to spam hes got to give up about 5 hours to do it and none of us really care about football here (well i hope we dont ). ------------------ "Getting Drunk is great you should try it sometime" "I did once, I just cant remember if I enjoyed it or not" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 Rugby is the only decent British sport...although the variant played on the street in South Africa is far better, way less rules. ...and even in football the game stops to drag the player off the field, in rugby you just try to acvoid being stepped on as you crawl away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 well Rugby is the only sport that the Brits made which is any good. But I like waching the Ausie play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted September 5, 2001 Share Posted September 5, 2001 Hockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted September 5, 2001 Share Posted September 5, 2001 What do you mean? Land or ice hockey? I think land hockey rules over the ice variant because of the female players' uniform. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted September 6, 2001 Share Posted September 6, 2001 I hope you lose to Greece.......and end up tying Germany in the points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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