DarthAve Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 "Not if I have anything to say about it!" Yelled a booming voice from atop the stair set. a man leaped down from the top and got into katate position "CHUCK NORRIS???" Yelled Lili "Yes, I have come to save the superbestfriends+Raz" He said, and began roundhouse kicking squirrels. when every squirrel was down, he ran to Sasha and said "Do you know what happend when you wear sunglasses in Chuck Norris' presance?" Sasha looked curiously at him, then blew up in the sake of curiousity. "You roundhouse kick Lili Zanotto!" Chuck Norris said, roundhouse kicking Lili into oblivion. "Wow," Raz said, "That's karate master Chuck Norris." "No problem! The super best friends here saved me from Oprah!" Chuck Norris said, "Now, I'm off to stop world hunger!" and then Chuck Norris flew off, waving back at the crazy bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 20, 2006 Author Share Posted June 20, 2006 Sasha's ghost suddenly came along and murmured, "I'll be back," Before Milla died from wondering what the heck was going on. Elton lap danced on Milla's body, and she came alive again as a reincarnation of herself. As a cougar. "No! Fire!" She screamed, before screaming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 "Wow, this is messed up." Boyd said. 'Yeah," Milka said, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sean04smith Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Then Milka said, "Should we split a cab?" Boyd: "You read my mind!!!" Hardy, Har Har.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 "I've got an idea!" Yelled Elton, "Let's go to Ceder Point!" "YAY!!!" Everyone yelled. So then everyone hopped on the camp bus and was on their way to Ohio!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Except, it turns out the bus driver is Steven Segal. No one notices who he is at first, and they can't read his mind because he's freakin' Steve Segal and he has mad skillz at everything. But he decides to announce his presence to them, because he wanted some sort of challenge. But he's so powerful nothing really comes close to being a challenge to him. So he startsoff by kicking all their butts in a no holds streetbrawl inside the bus, ..while driving at the same time, ..and shaving,.. during rush hour! Also he plans on making them all into Urban - Lumberjacks. That's his master plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 22, 2006 Author Share Posted June 22, 2006 Sasha suddenly realized. He was not on the bus. He quickly levitated after the bus, and when he finally found it, he discovered something horrible. They were making a mockery of his lumberjack song. "How I wish that song had stayed where I left it, in the deepest, darkest depths of my cube," He shuddered, watching the campers and more singing. "My name is yon yonson I live in wisconsin I work at the lumberyard there," How Sasha despised Raz for teaching it to all of them. He decided. They had to be stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Milka was the only one not singing. "OK, that song is gayer than Sasha himself, let's sing somthing else." Everyone on the bus was quiet for a moment until Boyd started to sing "Are, you gonna take me home tonight? Ahhhhhh, down beside that red fire light? Are, you gonna let it all hang out, Fat bottemed girls, you make the rockin' world go round." And then everyone on the bes precided to sing 'Fat Bottemed Girls' until they arrived at Ceder Point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 As everyone got off the bus, they didn't seem to notice the stowaway who had held on to the bottom of the bus for the duration of the trip. Slowly, he crawled out from underneath it. The 13 hour ride, in conjunction with the 'Fat Bottemed Girls' non stop singalong had driven him insane. His eyes were filled with anger, rage, and the color red. Well, actually it was a pinkish/red sort of color. Almost like a red barn color, but it was an evil barn. He stepped into the light, and it was revealed that it was.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 CHUCK NORRIS!!! "OMG! CHUCK NORRIS HAS RETURNED!" They all yelled. "You never invited me!" He yelled, "I wanna ride Skyhawk!" "Ok Chuck," Fred Said "You can come with us." And with a squee, they all went to the ticket booth. The cashier rang up all of them and said "That will be $340" Everyone looked over at Fred "Do you take Visa?" He asked, pulling out his wallet. So, Fred payed for everyone's all day fun, and they rode Milennium Force all day and then returned. Chuck flew off to kill Osama Bin Laden, and the campers and asylum buddies all went back to Sasha's lab for a cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashi An'krekku Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 (Okay, I can't be a part of this anymore. But SUPERBESTFRIENDS ROCK!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 (Yes, just tell Klia, the creator of the superbestfriends, that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 Sasha ran out of cookies just before he could have one. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screamed, before going up to Betty and hugging it/her. (Hehe. Tell me if you know what I mean) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 (I'll call you Betty" Sasha said, going up to the machine and hugging it.)(I think I know) "Sasha! stop making out with that brain tumbler!" Ghost Milla said. A G-man walked into the room. "Is this the LFRD convention?" it asked, removing her head to reveal a girl. "I'm Purple Squid. I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 Sasha stopped making out with Betty. "SHE'S BACK!!! ARGH HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME!!!" Sasha screamed. "Protect me Betty!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 "OMGS PURPLE SQUID!!" Yelled sombody in a Milla costume at the top of the steps, she came hopping down the stepps and hugged Purple Squid! The Milla person was..... DARTH_AVE!!! Next thing, a fred impersonater came down the steps too. IT WAS SMON! Then Cheez came in his Raz costume. Mashi showed up in a Lili costume! Eventually, everyone cool was there, that is except pyrohappygirl.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 "This costume was my best idea yet... and also my worst." Smon said (Whoa.. talking in the third person... cosmic.) and yanked and pulled on his imprisoned arms until the costume snapped, sending broken safety pins flying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 "lol!, Smon talks to himself!" Darth yelled, "ZOMGZ ELTON!!!" Darth then dived on Elton and precided to make out with the sailor. Milka wasn't havin' that, and tried to kick Darth's ass, but couldn't defeat the strenght of Darth_Aveizzle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 Suddenly, pyrohappygirl emerges from the staircase dressed as, wait for it... BONITA SOLEIL!!! Her shining hair lights up the party as she walks down. Everyone who looks at her hair (apart from herself) is permanently blinded. HUZZAH! "Hi guys," She shouts, pulling up her hood over the bright hair. "What did I miss?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Darth continued to glomp Elton and ignored pyrohappygirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 Pyrohappygirl went emo. Then goth. Then normal. "Hmph. Ahh well. Hey, Smon. Want to do a random 60's dance with me to 'we are the champions'?" Pyrohappygirl asked smon, who was calmly sipping some medicine that was not prescribed to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Darth stopped for a moment and yelled "OMGZ! PYRO!" Darth ran and hugged her. "This is the best day ever. I met all the forum members, glomped Elton, saw Sasha make out with the brain tumbler..." Cheez then popped in "And tomarrow is Needless Psychic Murder Night!" "Oh NOZ!" Yelled Darth, "It's totally like the awesomest day ever! but with no VernonxKitty. and Lili in a whoreish outfit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 "YES OH MY GOD I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA EVA!" Pyrohappygirl screamed. "WE SHOULD GO TO MY HOMELAND!!!" She yelled, bringing out a map from nothingness. "Here's how we get there. We levitate over the pacific, and when we get there, we go to say... QUEENSTOWN! That place rox Darth. So what do you say?" Pyro asked, and got starry anime eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 And then, everyone enjoyed a large plate of chicken patties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 "Queenstown? Can we all go?" Darth asked. "Cause I have no money and Fred has a visa check card." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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