Guest Rogue 9 Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 [TO DEAC]Wait don't kill him he metioned credits...lets take him to the ship and interogate him there...I help one of the Twilieks Out you can take the Imp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 [to anyone]OMG i have found a rare pre-clone war era Queen Amidala Pez dispener with the glow in the dark bubble gum!!!!!!!! I can sell this off to a Hutt for about 100 Gs, he collects this stuff for a hobby. *starts dancing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emupiett Posted March 8, 2001 Share Posted March 8, 2001 [to MOSARI] Great! But we have our hands full right now. [to DEAC and HORN] You know, I think the Alliance has been wanting to capture this pilot for a long time. If you let me take him back, I'll let you two have the money I get, which will probably be quite a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hu Man Bing Posted March 8, 2001 Share Posted March 8, 2001 [speaking in a friendly, helpful tone of voice] *click* No, actually, the Imperials haven't really employed me for very long. I was just the ground maintenance monkey who drew the short straw and got saddled with flying new TIEs. The Rebellion might actually offer you money NOT to hand me over to them, since they actually need people who have a modicum of skill. I wonder if you guys could help me out here - I was going for a partially-illicit spacewalk during a test with a TIE Fighter, and when I got back, I found this in my urine tank. [unplugs the grey colored urn, which is actually his flight urine tank, and turns it upside down] [large mottled yellow sluglike creature flops out and lies on floor, pulsating foully as it breathes] I don't think I'm allowed to keep it, but I sorta feel bad just flushing it back out into the vacuum of space again. Just imagine if it bumped into the Alien Queen from Aliens. That would be really inhumane. So I'm wondering - do any of you guys want to adopt a Sellentori Space Slug? I think it's photovoric, so you have to keep the lights on, and it's really fond of dried Ewok meat. *click* ------------------ If the Rebels actually won, they'd be out of a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emupiett Posted March 8, 2001 Share Posted March 8, 2001 [to BING] You know, you're really disgusting. I oughta kill you right now, but us Rebels don't stoop that low. *Takes out blaster, points it at Bing's head.* I'll give you 10 seconds to leave us alone and mind you own business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted March 8, 2001 Share Posted March 8, 2001 [To Trynl]OOh,OOh Let me kill him come on, going after unreconstucted imperials in my favorite pass time... ------------------ Leader of 3 Flight IAN_CDT_Rogue9, RA_Rogue9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hu Man Bing Posted March 8, 2001 Share Posted March 8, 2001 *click* So... no takers? *click* ------------------ If the Rebels actually won, they'd be out of a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emupiett Posted March 8, 2001 Share Posted March 8, 2001 [to BING] 10 . . . 9. . . 8 . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hu Man Bing Posted March 8, 2001 Share Posted March 8, 2001 *kneels and stuffs Sellentori Space Slug back into urine tank* I see I'm not welcome here. *sigh* Well, I suppose it was a bit optimistic to hope that somebody might want a slug. Also, I thought it might be fun to join a Role Playing Thread and meet fellow Star Wars fans with a sense of humor and ironical appreciation of the foibles and strengths of the sci-fi genre. Guess I was wrong. [to Emupiett] All right, I'm leaving, I'm leaving. Jesus. [leaves the Cantina] ------------------ If the Rebels actually won, they'd be out of a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted March 8, 2001 Author Share Posted March 8, 2001 (Gee. I feel pretty bad now. It's just he was an imp. Maybe we should'a gone easy on him. I mean, you should have just told him to put the slug away and take him with us. i say he can come back. Let's not argue.) [To Party] Let's get out of here! *Shoots at a steam pressure valve and flys onto the roof via erupting steam. Runs along rooftops to the Starhawk* [This message has been edited by Deac (edited March 08, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted March 9, 2001 Share Posted March 9, 2001 way ahead of you boss, it fine with me if he comes back to, I just nailed him cause he was an Imp and the Slug thing was kind of out of place. ------------------ Leader of 3 Flight IAN_CDT_Rogue9, RA_Rogue9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hu Man Bing Posted March 9, 2001 Share Posted March 9, 2001 [walks back in, really really embarrassed] *click* (very small voice and embarrassed) Err, I forgot my wallet. ... ehheehehhhehehehurrrmz... Hey, now don't get the idea that I'm offended or anything. I know exactly how it's like when a newbie comes along and starts disrupting an established game or whatever, and I understand it's darn annoying if it happens at the wrong time. So if I'm that newbie, and disrupting your Role-Play, then just confirm below and I'll be on my way, polite and quiet-like, with no hard feelings for you fine people. But - if you're just playing in character, then I'd be really happy to stick around this cantina. As long as I don't get shot straight off for being an Imperial. Some of us Imps can be pretty human when you get to know us. (Actually, most of us, since aliens are not accepted in the New Order... at least, not officially...) [slug] BAORBABRBTHEROIUWOIIWIWOOOO!!! [HMB] Yeah, hence this little critter's problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted March 9, 2001 Share Posted March 9, 2001 ***OUT OF STORY*** WE have no problem with you being here, its just that the Slug thing was kind of, well, ODD, but if you just want to be a defecting Imperial, we can do that, if your a Loyal Imp we have to fight you cause we are robbing an Imperial Base after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emupiett Posted March 9, 2001 Share Posted March 9, 2001 *OUT OF STORY* Hey it wasn't that we didn't want you. It was just that we were playing along. We ARE Rebels (robbing an Imp base like R9 said). You can play a long. *IN STORY* [to Party] Yeah, I think I was kinda harsh. We should ask him back (as long as he's not trying to turn us in). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted March 9, 2001 Share Posted March 9, 2001 Hops into X-Wing and sets course for a Mos Eisley Cantina... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted March 9, 2001 Share Posted March 9, 2001 <S>Hops into X-Wing and sets course for a Mos Eisley Cantina...</S>Steals Imperial Shuttle so that he can rescue the Twileik Dancer then sets course for Cantina... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hu Man Bing Posted March 9, 2001 Share Posted March 9, 2001 [really interested now] *click* Okay, what are you guys hitting, and who's the district master? Strikes me like the Empire could do with a bit of tightening of security round here. Why do I say that? Well, my friend R'Nay was killed in a fuel explosion on the ground base whilst he was tending to some TIE tanks like a good soldier. Quartermaster Karn, idiot that he is, refused to tighten the security and so more of our people could die. If you guys are just going in to *rob* the place (ie and not specifically to kill loads of Imperials) then count me in. I'd be only too happy to let you guys "stumble across" some of Quartermaster Karn's secret horde and "liberate" him of its burden. I only ask a few things: 1. That we don't kill Imps left and right. Remember, some of these guys are my friends, and are conscripts who didn't have a choice. Killing them would make you just as bad as the Imperial murderers. If we REALLY have to, then we could return fire or quietly silence an Imp, but with my security passes I hope this won't be necessary. 2. That we steal everything belonging to Karn. And perhaps cause problems of a different sort, like sending rude emails to vader@imperial.net from his computer terminal. 3. That you find somebody to take this &^%£&^£ slug off my hands. If you can do this, then I'll keep in touch after this hit and we can do further business of this sort. ------------------ If the Rebels actually won, they'd be out of a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emupiett Posted March 9, 2001 Share Posted March 9, 2001 [to BING] Well, we probably could let you in, but how do we know we can trust you? Maybe you'll turn us in. I mean Imperials aren't really known for keeping their word. If there's any way. . . ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hu Man Bing Posted March 9, 2001 Share Posted March 9, 2001 Good question, and it's not one that I can answer completely one way or another on my own. But let me lay out a scenario for you and you see for yourself. Six years ago, the Imperials started a recruitment campaign. They promised us an agricultural committee for improved crops, they promised us an increased trade with Imperial-friendly systems, and they promised us self-government within five years if all went well. Because of this, I actively joined and was recruited. Well, one of my flightmates was a slicer tech before he was conscripted, and spent a while decoding lowlevel Imperial transmissions. (I can provide you with a neutral net-node if you want to get in touch.) It *appears* that all the fundings for these planned improvements were made available a long time ago by the Empire. They had the money ready and were willing to spend it. But just look around and you'll see what's come of the money - under the rule of Governor Karn, this planet is just as much of a dump as it was before. No agricultural improvements, no trade, and not even a step towards self-government. Somebody's siphoning off resources. And I don't think Karn's excuse of "smugglers and bandits" can really explain the 300 million credit deficit that his base holds. He scrimps on safety, he deals in TIE technologies with pirates, and he has a whole asteroid belt of dirty money going through his coffers. Frankly, us rank and file Imps have had enough. This is not what we joined the Imperial Navy for, and we want things to change. We don't have anything against the Empire (since there are some genuinely capable people in it, whom we admire a lot and who do a lot of good), but there's no question. Brak-heads like Karn must be exposed. Now, Governor Karn has three mistresses that we know of, and Alina Strakov is his favorite. Recently, one of my friends was able to find a dealer in Toltuga snake venom. If this is put into her food, she'll become *very* ill and have to be taken to the nearest nanohospital. And as you all know, there is no nanohospital on Tatooine - courtesy of Karn and his mismanagement. He'll have to ship Alina off to another system for treatment. Most likely, he'll go along with her to make sure she doesn't divulge any details of his misrule here. I propose that we strike then, to raid his holdings here and to seize evidence of his corrupt reign. Believe me, there are a lot of my fellow Imps who have no love for Karn, and who would like to see the Empire actually doing something decent for our home planet. Anyhow, judge my words for yourself and see if they're worthy. Either way, consider the fact that I'm even talking to you guys... and think about poor little Slurpy here. [slug] BAOAWTHWREHAOAOWAOAOAOWW!!! What else can I tell you? Are you interested? ------------------ If the Rebels actually won, they'd be out of a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted March 9, 2001 Author Share Posted March 9, 2001 [To Bing] I'm in. Back to tatooine! *Hops in the starhwak with party and flys back to cantina. Enters cantina and orders drink* [To Bing] Ok Bing, we'll strike at his holdings here. When does the poison go in? What do we hit first? Does it involve rescuing beautiful rebel commanders who have great personalities? Either way, Starkillers in, friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emupiett Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 [to BING] Well, that does sound enticing I'm in as well. [to Bartender] I'll take a Tatooine Sunset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hu Man Bing Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 All right. Here's the plan: 1. Alina is the only person who eats mynock caviar. If we poison the caviar, we can be sure only to poison her. However, nobody inside the base can do this - we're all too closely watched. You'll have to attack our supply shipment as it goes in. I can provide coordinates, and your attack has to be quick and unsuccessful. I don't want you killing my friends, or vice versa. You'll need to covertly open the first class containers and poison the caviar. Then get out fast. (You might want to cause a diversion - say, attack the weapons carriers then flee.) 2. The poisoned caviar will be given to her within three days. During this time, you will have to communicate with base closely. I can do that for you. We'll need to know the safety overrides for that day - they are changed every midnight. I can also find that out for you. 3. We strike when Karn is out. We get in, get the info, and get out as fast as possible. Karn's loyal men guard the armory and if you can somehow knock that out, our men will be able to overwhelm them and hold the base. 4. If all this goes to plan, Karn will be disgraced and the Empire will discover his greed. We will get another ruler, and maybe things will improve. The important thing is, that we have to rely on you to form the basis of the attack. When you attack, we can lock down the base and declare a state of emergency. Without your attack to cover our actions, we'll all be branded traitors and executed without trial. So you see, I'm pretty sincere about what I mean. We've watched this place for a while, and you all look like resourceful people. If you can help us, we'll influence the new Governor as well as we can. Maybe you'll get the chance to go legit or even get Imperial funding. Anyhow, think about it. If you want the plans, I can patch you through to my engineering contact inside. *click* ------------------ If the Rebels actually won, they'd be out of a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 I'll have my Droid Slice through the Bases Comm Security in no time at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emupiett Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 [to Party] Well, I can handle the diversion single-handedly, which will leave you others open to perform the real task. I'll give the signal when you are to act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted March 10, 2001 Author Share Posted March 10, 2001 [To Party] I'll poison the caviar. i'm actually immune to most forms of venom because my genetic code was altered by a group of Palpatine's best scientists in an attemp to make artificial Jedi. That's how I got my force powers. Transplanted midi-chlorians. So, anyway, I poison the caviar whilst you cause a diversion. You provide the distraction. I can be in and out, swiftly and silently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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