Videogame Vending Machine

[DarthAve]

You get French people.

 

~inserts a cute flowery trenchcoat that's clearanced at target.~

[pyrohappygirl]

You get Barbara, I mean, Phil.

 

*Insert a can of coke*

[Zetz Darke]

You get an old fashioned coke. *Inserts confusion*

[Halo_92]

u get my sis's brain *inserts a smilie*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~inserts a cute flowery trenchcoat that's clearanced at target.~

 

my mom works at target

[Smon]

u get my sis's brain *inserts a smilie*

my mom works at target

You get Joel. "Your mom works at Target." *inserts a banana-nut muffin*

[St. Jimmy]

You get 'another turning point, a fork stuck in the road'! *inserts some broken glass that goes bang bang*

[Miss_Mayhem]

You get a dancing...snowman...bear...thing...? *inserts a dude getting electrocuted*

[St. Jimmy]

You get G.I Joes and Pantyhose! *inserts a fight with the law (and the law won.)*

[Zetz Darke]

You get a big batch of homemade cornbread. *Inserts Chinese food*

[Miss_Mayhem]

You get a camping trip of doom! Enjoy *inserts a spotted squirrel thing*

[zelda 41]

You get a spotted bear thing

 

*insurts Kathy Griffin*

[DarthAve]

You get her evil chewing dog Pom-Pom.

 

~Inserts creepy Dale Jr. action figure.~

[Zetz Darke]

You get a headless barbie doll. * inserts breakfast at Bob Evans.

[Miss_Mayhem]

You get a never-ending paradox! *inserts something of adequate intelligence that is only mildly funny, hardly relevant, of minute importance and passing interest*

[DarthAve]

You get a copy of Bergdorf Blondes

 

~inserts The Debutant Divorcee~

[St. Jimmy]

You get a prosthetic head! *inserts an extroadinary girl*

[Smon]

You get a semi-ordinary taco. *inserts the big bang*

[St. Jimmy]

(*gasp* I LOVE taco's) You get Densentized! *inserts a Jingletown roadsign*

[Smon]

You get a little birdhouse in your soul! *inserts Istanbul (not Constantinople)*

[Mashi An'krekku]

You get "Titmonster Tentacle Rape...is that really their name?" "That's what it says on the paper, Tom!" "...That's TERRIBLE."

 

*insert Woogy*

[St. Jimmy]

You get a Basket Case! *insets Paper work at the facility on East 12th St.*

[DarthAve]

You get my neck. It's really sore and can't bend. Can we trade necks?

 

~inserts stuff~

[St. Jimmy]

(We can always trade necks if that's what you want.) You get a liquid Dookie! *inserts tattoos and memories and dead skin on trial.*

[Halo_92]

yeah umm you get that magic puff thingy on your sig *inserts a cigerrette*

[zelda 41]

You get cancer

 

*inserts my dumb puppy Murhpy*