Smon Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 "Chicken go 'cluck cluck' Cow go 'moo', everyone an animal how about you?"-Master from Kung Pow "VOTE OR DIE MOTHA****A VOTE OR DIE! Vote now or I will stab you in the motha****in' eye."-South Park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 I am a good man who is happy ALL OF THE time... ... but first a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Betty. Kung Pow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 "My nipples look like milk duds!"-Wimp Lo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 Quick! I need gopher-chuks! The chosen one Bana na na na Neo! Ba na na na na na na Sphorin! Master he was my father all my life! Ling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DylanMay Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 "Molon Labe." Greek for "come and get me," first said by the Spartan general Leonidas to King Xerxes. Btw, this is my first post. I just established what a geek I am, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 We're not gonna make it! We'll make it. We're not gonna make it! We'll make it. PULL UP! PULL UP! *crash!* You did that on purpose didn't you? ~Cortana and the Master chief~ HALO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 Yes you did. welcome aboard. "I'm telling you, he's a slave laborer, always kidnapping children and forcing them to work on his ship and paying them with cereal, Cap'n Crunch is a cruel, cruel man."-Myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 I just wanna be the clown that smacks kids... Ahkmal on Thank God You're Here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 "I'm tellin' ya, a six year old invented Fuddruckers."-Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 "I was weak... that's why I needed you... I needed someone to punish me for my sins... but that's all over now. I know the truth. Now it's time to end this." James, Silent Hill 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 ZOUNDS!! -Avery DY-NO-MITE!!!-JJ, good times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 I am bleeding and that makes me the victor!~ Wimp Lo from 'Kung Pow' hehehe, I love anything with Steve Oedekerk. "This is my nuts to fist technique!" - Wimp Lo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 "Hey, you gotta match?" "Yeah, my butt and your... butt." -Butt-head and his father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 "This is my nuts to fist technique!" - Wimp Lo THAT'S THE LINE I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetz Darke Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 One of lifes great truths is this; when one is about to be hit by a speeding 300 pound coke machine, one need worry about nothing else. -Stephen King, The Tommyknockers "I'm blind, bald, and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene." -Jim Gaffigan "You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither." -Jim Gaffigan I will tell you, that you Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Every year, Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't care, do you? You just take more and more of the calendar for yourself. It's unbelievable. How long does it take you people to shop?! It's beyond belief. It's insane. When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn't poking his ass into it! -Lewis Black. They've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, 'well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3.' ... well, then it's minus 3, asshole! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect! -Lewis Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 that is a nice boulder, I like that boulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashi An'krekku Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Housemaster: "LOL LEZ g0 2 HUHWAYEE!!!" Dog: "WE CNA h00LA AND FYTE AGENZT DA TYDEE!!!!" Woogy: "DUNT 4GETH 2 FLAAHP URARRMAZ" *Housemaster flaps his right arm* Good Kitty: "JO'Z HEER" (You know what, this would be better if you guys just watched it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Everyone's so full of $#IT! Born and raised by hypocrites! ~Billie Joe Armstrong~ EXCELLENT!!!! ~Bill and Ted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Snoogans. Hell yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 "Come on Eileine!" "What are you talking about?" "We were playing the song title game, remember?" "Oh yeah." "Wanna start again?" "Ok...We will rock you!" "Bohemian Rhapsody." "...I lose." -Me and my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Oi Sam check this out Hey dip****! *Thomas looks up* Heh. Heh! He responds to dip****! ~Me showing Sam how stupid Tom is~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Ooh! Ooh! Iknowit'sadoublepostbutI'mtooexcitedtoevenusespacingletaloneeditthelastpost I feel like mould It's prom night and i am all a Lo and behold She's walking over to my lip starts to quake my hand starts to shake. How does she know who i am? And why does she give a damn about.. Girl: I've got to tickets to Iron Maiden baby, come with me Friday don't say maybe I'm just a Teenage Dirtbag baby, Like you. ooooohhhooOOHhhHH..... ~Wheatus~ (one of the best songs in the world) Teenage Dirtbag! YAY!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 "..Coke has 50 mgs of sodium...DAMN!" -self "OMFG! Now I have 2 pimp cups!" -also self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetz Darke Posted July 30, 2006 Author Share Posted July 30, 2006 Terry Pratchett Quotes "And I promise you this," he shouted, "if we succeed, no-one will remember. And if we fail, no-one will forget!" -Carrot (Jingo) "But they start off knowing they're not going to win." "So do I." "Oh, no, you surely ----" "I meant that I start off knowing they're not goin' to win, too," said Granny witheringly. -Letice and Granny Weatherwax (The Sea and Little Fishes) "It killed Old Vincent the Ripper," said Boy Willie. "He choked to death on a concubine." There was no sound but the hiss of snow in the fire and a number of people thinking fast. "I think you mean cucumber," said the bard. -The Last Hero "We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they're elected. Don't you?" "Why?" "It saves time." -The Last Continent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 "Yo Ave" "What now?" "I wanted to ask you somthing." "Is it a favor?" "No" "Than what?" "What's the best song ever." "Bohemian rhapsody." "why" "Don't question Queen, Emma. Learn that lesson well." -Me and my friend Emma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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