St. Jimmy Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 The future just 'aint what it used to be... ~Billie Joe Armstrong~ (again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "..but before the robots take over we'll have bar codes on our hands used to keep track of currency instead of carrying it around." "...MADNESS." -Smon and his barber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "On a related subject, Signore Pazzi, I muss confess to you:I'm giving serious thought to eating your wife."-Hannibal Lector, Hannibal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "Ha ha! ...dangly parts." -Phil Ken Sebben Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Well, He's getting a tattoo yeah, he's getting it done. He asked for a thirteen BUT THEY DREW A THIRTYONE! ~The Offspring~ Pretty Fly (for a white guy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Well, He's getting a tattoo yeah, he's getting itink done. He asked for a thirteen BUT THEY DREW A THIRTYONE! ~The Offspring~ Pretty Fly (for a white guy) "Allllllright! 'Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah (Bow) (Bow) (Bow) (Ooh) (Bow) (Bi) Fligu wene mamamana Lucifer! (Mene) (LUCIFER)! (guitar solo) And the peculiar thing is this my friends: the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound anything like this song! This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it! And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion. Ah, ****! Good God, God lovin' , So surprised to find you can't stop me.(scat) O hallelujah I'm found! Rich mother****er compadre aaaaah! All right! All right!"-Jack Black, Tenacious D, Tribute, 42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Smon, you missed the best part! It goes like this... Needless to say, the beast was stunned. awhipCRACK with his whippy tail and the beast was done. He asked us (snort) be ye angels and we said Nay! WE ARE BUT MEN! rock! AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh etc, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetz Darke Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 Donkey: Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you. -Shrek 2 [after drinking a beauty potion] Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different? Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me! -Shrek 2 Young Ed Bloom: There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they're faster or stronger then the other fish. They're just touched by something extra. -Big Fish Will Bloom: In telling the story of my father's life, it's impossible to separate fact from fiction, the man from the myth. The best I can do is to tell it the way he told me. It doesn't always make sense and most of it never happened... but that's what kind of story this is. -Big Fish Senior Ed Bloom: They say, when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up. -Big Fish Cleveland Heep: H-how was your movie? Harry Farber: It sucked. Cleveland Heep: Oh.. Harry Farber: Just another piece of crap movie in which the two protagonists finally confess their feelings for each other in an ending scene outside during a thunderstorm. Why is it that people in movies like to stand around and talk in the rain? -Lady In The Water (At the end of Lady In The Water everyone stands out in the rain while Story's leaving. I don't care what people say about M. Night Shyamalan, I think he's freakin brilliant) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Me-I so have more street cred than you. Chase-Nu-huh. Me-FINE! We'll have a dance off. but where.... Chase-We'll have it on a disco floor. Chase-and I'll wear platform shoes. Me-Great, now I can imagine you with an afro. Chase-lol. -Best IMversation ever. If we did deeper, we begin discussing kool-aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashi An'krekku Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 DEETEE: Okay, we're gonna give you babes a chance to prove yourselves. Call it an initiation. T-SAINT: You fail, you die! DONNER: Yeah, but first, you gotta strip. BOOGA: That's not in the plan. DEETEE, T-SAINT and DONNER: Why not? BOOGA: I was a dog, but because I was really good, they moved me up to human being status. [Looks down his mutant body] Ehh... sort of. KESSLEE: Eight, Eight, the burning eight. Between Sunday and Monday there lies a day so dark it will devastate. TANK GIRL: Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry **** continues just shoot me now please. [Tank and Jet are high off noxious gases.] T-SAINT: How much did they pay you to spy on us? TANK GIRL: [goofily] Two dollars and fifteen cents! TANK GIRL: You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?" [All from the movie Tank Girl.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetz Darke Posted August 1, 2006 Author Share Posted August 1, 2006 Irwin's dad: Yes, Irwin's mom is actually a mummy. Nobody can tell you who to fall in love with. But we've managed to make it work all these years leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered. Billy: Yeah, but how did you and Irwin's mom...? Irwin's dad: Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered. -The Grim Adventures of Billy And Mandy Zim: You expect me to pay to ride this filthy contraption? Have you the brain worms? -Invader Zim [Rocko, Heffer and Filburt are about to be hit with bowling balls by the Schitzel Cult] Rocko: You can't chuck bowling balls at us! Schnitzel Cult Leader: Yes, we can. Says so in the Great Book of Bratwurst. [reads] Schnitzel Cult Leader: "And if there is one among you who does not follow the ways of the Schnitzel, let that one go, and do not throw bowling balls at them." Rocko: You see? It says let us go. Schnitzel Cult Leader: It's a matter of interpretation. -Rockos Modern Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 "I AM THE CHEESE, I AM BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS COMBINED."-Cheese, from a very special episode of Rocko's Modern Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Oh no! the car has a mind of it's own! Eveerything has a mind of it's own! ~Rocko~ Rocko's modern life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DarthAve Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 ZOIDBURG!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 The plan basically, Is to pave over the area and move on with our lives. New reporter. ~FUTURAMA~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 "You know. It's really, really bad feng shui to have fake flowers in your house." -Malan Breton "Malan Breton from Taiwan, who eats flan as he twirls his baton. He makes me wanna buy a pair of reading glasses to wear while I'm perusing the Sunday Times and sipping General Foods International instant coffee drink."-fourfour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees. ~Peter Garret~ Midnight Oil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cara Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 from "Pixie" [song] by Ani DiFranco: "Maybe you don't like your job. Maybe you didn't get enough sleep. Well, nobody likes their job. Nobody got enough sleep. Maybe you just had the worst day of your life, but, you know, there's no escape, and there's no excuse. So just suck up and be nice." by Nietzche: "What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil." and my favorite Psychonauts quote by Coach Oleander: "Who's Coach's little piggy?" (ME! ME!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "...by offering to be Coach's little piggy Cara just scared the hell out of me."-Myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 French dude: "Is this the line for fighting?" Other dude: :"No. This is the line for CHUTNEY!!!" Voice over: "This is a song it's a song about Chutney. Chutney Chutney Chutney Chutney. Chutney is a tasty (something) you can have it with your (something something) or with your (something) Chutney. Chutney. If you know the words you can sing along with me! (repeat) http://www.weeblesstuff.com It's called Chutney... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetz Darke Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 The calender of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. -Wyrd Sisters The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if they don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot missionaries on sight. -Eric 'I think, if you want thousands, you've got to fight for one.' -Small Gods Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha! BEWARE!!!!! Yrs sincerely The Opera Ghost -Maskerade. 'It's still a lie. Like the lie about masks.' 'What lie about masks?' 'The way people say they hide faces.' 'They do hide faces,' said Nanny Ogg. 'Only the one on the outside.' -Maskerade People who would not believe a High Priest if he said the sky was blue, and was able to produce signed affidavits to this effect from his white-haired old mother and three Vestal virgins, would trust just about anything whispered darkly behind their hand by a complete stranger. -Maskerade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 "Holy s***" - Reno and Rude, english subtitles for FFVIIAC. "Ohoho!" - A random guy who I don't know the name of, FFVIIAC- ROFFVII "I'm a dinosaur. Rahr!" My friend LE. "Touctouchtouchtouchtouch..." Joel, BS. "Now, I know it SEEMS bad, but it feels good, doesn't it?" Scary health video, and my friend Jo. "Poking people is fun," Me "EMMA!!!" Me. "Carrots or chips. I think I'll choose..." "Chips?" "Well duh," -My friends LE and Jo, and me. "Jt and Chops. Perhaps the only gay couple I'll get away with," -Me, on why I chose to write JT/Chops fan fiction. "I MISS SPARKIE. AND LISTENING TO DEPRESSING MUSIC DOESN'T HELP," -My LJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 "I'm gonna commmit a genocide!"-Rygar "Pringles! Now with...VIOLENCE!"-Random person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 "On the last episode of Hyperboy... violence! Humor! Betrayal! Drama! GIRAFFES!"-Hyperboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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