DarthAve Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I was opening a thing of pretzals with a knife and I stabbed myself in the side of my left hand. It was all bleedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Is that why you haven't been on? I just played a game of solitaire. The last three cards I needed were stacked underneath the nine of diamonds. I spent twenty minutes replaying the same moves in an effort to find a way out of an impossible situation. Then the life metaphor dawned on me and I quickly exited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 No. How many times do I have to say it. I WAS GROUNDED!! Now...Who wants fruit smoothies?/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Gimme. NOW! Dont make me whip out the anime eyes ... they will make you melt. Literally. 'Nother scary thang ... dreamt my mom died. We were getting ready for her funeral, weeping, while her exuberant spirit tagged along to make sure it all went according to her plans. I'm pretty sure she died either through bear or cougar maulage. The dream where I died. Still, at the end I felt real happy. Kinda like the time I got high off laughing gas (if possible) in another dream, or when I had a dream Cuban cigar...you'd think I'd learn something about myself through those dreams, but no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Now...Who wants fruit smoothies?/ i love jamba juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 i love jamba juice. "AND WHAT FREE BOOST DO YOU WANT WITH THAT??" ~eyetwitch~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Scary things- -I had a bottle asplode in a fire and launch shards of glass into my arm. No fun! Though I'm glad my arm was in front of my face. The inside of my arm is still a little glittery. -Fell out of a tree and busted a tooth out. -Being no-kidding attacked (well, it seemed like it) by a donkey when I was little. I escaped unharmed, but it was scary. -A dream about a year ago. Can't remember what it was about zigactly, but it was the most terrifying feeling I have ever experienced. I suppose it was some sort of night terror or somesuch. It is the only one I can remember having, and that's a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 -Fell out of a tree and busted a tooth out. -Knocked a tooth out with a golf club when I was 7 in my grandma's backyard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 -Knocked a tooth out with a golf club when I was 7 in my grandma's backyard.Ow. Let's commiserate. *commiserates* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 -Knocked a tooth out with a golf club when I was 7 in my grandma's backyard. I beat a guy down with a golf club... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I beat somone with my bare hands. he had a conncussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBad Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I beat somone with my bare hands. he had a conncussion. That's pretty BA. Umm..scariness... Water doesn't seem to like me. I almost drowned at Sesame Place when I was 6. Then I almost drown again at Myrtle Beach when a wave washed me off of my body board. And then to make matters worst my stepdad (who was out there with me at the time) saw me flailing in the water on one side of him and his brand new $200 sunglasses floating away on the other side of him, hesistated and was about to go after the sunglasses when my mom (who was on the shore) noticed that something wasn't right and started looking for us. This pretty much summarizes my relationship with my stepdad... I also fell down a hill once and skidded across the sidewalk for a few feet. The skin on my left elbow is still slightly messed up from it. And then the last one, right before I went to college and still on occasion, I have horrible nightmares in which I or more often my family dies. I'm usually blown up or swallowed up by the earth in an earthquake or something (hence my fear of tight closed spaces) and my family usually perishes in a fire or a car accident. That's all I can think of right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 BigBad be back. OMG ALLITERATION!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 Ever see the movie Mortal Kombat? A guy freakin punches a four armed monster in the dong over a pair of sunglasses. That will tell you to never come between a man and his sunglasses. Or manwiche. (Spelling?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I got severely dehydrated this one time and started violently puking and had to go to the emergency room and I almost died. That was pretty scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 What were you doing that dehydrated you so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 It's probably best that you don't ask PDJ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Sunglasses...you wear them indoors to look cool and you also absolutely need them in SoCal or if not, you go blind. Your dad's actions make some sort of sense with swirling sake on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 It's probably best that you don't ask PDJ... Hah, I don't think I did anything. Except probably not drink enough water. It was during summer school (for the ambitious, not the morons) and I ended up missing one more day than I was allowed. Got an incomplete for the course and had to take it by correspondence. Load of bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Scary things.... crazy 80 year old high school football fans who spit at you because you go to the enemy school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Summerschool = suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 On military bivouacs, they FORCE you to drink water. No joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 You can die from that to, ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 They don't make you drink THAT much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Well, it's happened...gah! HW ... gotta go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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