St. Jimmy Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Mayhem should have been back over ten minutes ago! something's wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Damn. STILL not much. ((Grumble-Grumble)) I'll just go back in time and save Lincoln then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 That's better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I have been gone for about 4 months trying to track John Wilkes Booth but got distracted by a shiney. Of course, since this was in the past none of you noticed the rift, seeing as I came back to the present in what you think of as being 2 min ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Tired much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray_the_psychic Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 You are the one i have been tracking. I declare a time-war!!!!!!!!!111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Time warz, yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!! Haha, I just killed of an ancestor of yours, thus why your hair isn't curly and red! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray_the_psychic Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Haha!!!! Now i am your Great great great great great great Grandfather and you will respect mah authoritah!!!!! BTW my hair is long smooth mullety and blond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyDice Chick Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 Haha!!!! Now i am your Great great great great great great Grandfather and you will respect mah authoritah!!!!! BTW my hair is long smooth mullety and blond well I went back intime and burnt all your shoes! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I sooo love the idea of time travel and all it's little nuisances. The fact that you two are having a time war and it's results are neat. Plus, I'm still having The Time-Universe Wars with an evil robotic Albert Einstein. Which some of you may or may not remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Bwahahaha! I have just kidnapped off another ancestor of yours! This one would have left a million dollars to your family as part of his death wish. The money was well spent and a cure for the common cold was made, making them bajillionairs. The money would continue being passed down and you would have a rich beeyotch! But I kidnapped that family member and kept them alive by taking them further into the past (where the timeline dictates than T-travelers wouldn't age) and thus outliving said family and leaving them as they were! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyDice Chick Posted October 1, 2006 Author Share Posted October 1, 2006 Bwahahaha! I have just kidnapped off another ancestor of yours! This one would have left a million dollars to your family as part of his death wish. The money was well spent and a cure for the common cold was made, making them bajillionairs. The money would continue being passed down and you would have a rich beeyotch! But I kidnapped that family member and kept them alive by taking them further into the past (where the timeline dictates than T-travelers wouldn't age) and thus outliving said family and leaving them as they were! Well I went back intime and burnt your socks!HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 socks are overrated anyway. dude...flipflops = love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 I hate socks. sox = death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 yeah that too. the cubs are retarded also. i hate baseball in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 I despise football. There's so much hype about it, but it isn't all that much, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyDice Chick Posted October 2, 2006 Author Share Posted October 2, 2006 Football Sorry I felt like being random. I dislike football. And now that you have nothing on your feet, I went back intime and burnt your t-shirtHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Time-warp wars huh? Alrighty, brace yourself! Once upon a time I was tinkering around with my computer when all of a sudden I end up on Lucasforums! I see a thread on how to make a time machine, and so I click on it, print the instructions, and build one. Then, with my uber haxor skills I went back in time to the caveman days, along with all the people needed to make a colony, and I took over the world from the past! It is only by my whim that all you forumites are here today, as a result. Anyhow, I decided that I should burn FDC's Dice! muahahahahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyDice Chick Posted October 2, 2006 Author Share Posted October 2, 2006 DON'T EVER USE "FDC" to refure to me AGAIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 I'm sorry FD... er, Fuzzy. I'm going to totally change track now and talk about GARDEN GNOMES! I think they are pointless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 *thanx Davin* So it was YOU behind the hours I spent (thus lost) behind my pc when I could have been doing something constructive, huh? . . . THANKS! I have been waging this time-war forever, thanks to me an assasination on Washington's life failed, and America exists! I'd try and do something about the current war, but so many factors were involved . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyDice Chick Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 I'm sorry FD... er, Fuzzy. I'm going to totally change track now and talk about GARDEN GNOMES! I think they are pointless! Thank you for not calling me that name. yes, garden gnomes are VERY lame. this is me when I see a gnome after I've got rid of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray_the_psychic Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Le time wars will rage forever. Also in 20 years a amn named george Clanton will run for president and just before wins.... he will die because he secretly the child of a woman named Clara Cheston and George Bush and Al Gore. By some weird act of fate both electorial SOB's semen went into the bitch and thus created the dreaded George Gore Clanton (Clara's husband's name was Clanton and she never told the poor guy that she had a child with two of the most fascist bitches on the planet. Also i think somewhere in there there's a lil bit of Paris Hilton's blood.) Anyways in 20 years before he wins i kill him thus saving us from another Bush-Age. Also it is important to note that humans are aliens. The only reason that we're here is because When i went back in time i went to our home planet, Huma, where i decided to bring an equal 100,000 men and 100,001 women. Actually there was an extra stoway. Anyways i brought them to earth (named by the monkeys. I used our alien telepathy to speak with all animals. Actually that's why all animals understand eachother. It's cause they all are from the same planet. They're just different colors. But there is no racism.) And thus created earth's human population. And that whole story is how Earth 2 was began. Yep Earth2. It's the earth we will conquer in a few thousand years after I've grown a planet called Huma. It was very easy to do really. All i did was artificially create a supernova to be a sun. Then i adde huma in the perfect spot. Right next to earth. It's actually so close that me and my team built a bridge from Earth to Huma. You can use a telejet to get through the artificially created bridge which is in a teleportation legal zone. But it's in a few thousand years that i even invent teljets and telezones. Until then you can have planes. Unless you are in the time-wars. Where you must battle relentlessly to save the future... and the past. garden gnomes suck. time for a time celebration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyDice Chick Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 Le time wars will rage forever. Also in 20 years a amn named george Clanton will run for president and just before wins.... he will die because he secretly the child of a woman named Clara Cheston and George Bush and Al Gore. By some weird act of fate both electorial SOB's semen went into the bitch and thus created the dreaded George Gore Clanton (Clara's husband's name was Clanton and she never told the poor guy that she had a child with two of the most fascist bitches on the planet. Also i think somewhere in there there's a lil bit of Paris Hilton's blood.) Anyways in 20 years before he wins i kill him thus saving us from another Bush-Age. Also it is important to note that humans are aliens. The only reason that we're here is because When i went back in time i went to our home planet, Huma, where i decided to bring an equal 100,000 men and 100,001 women. Actually there was an extra stoway. Anyways i brought them to earth (named by the monkeys. I used our alien telepathy to speak with all animals. Actually that's why all animals understand eachother. It's cause they all are from the same planet. They're just different colors. But there is no racism.) And thus created earth's human population. You're sick. pluse it took so long to read that I went back intime and wurnd myself not to read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I went back in time and... did the uh... thingy, so there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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