Natty Posted April 9, 2001 Posted April 9, 2001 A Teenager Is... -A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. -A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. -A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday. -Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room. -A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed. -A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver's license. -A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud. -An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes. -A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week. -A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off. -A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing. -A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother. -An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager. ------------------
NiKo Posted April 9, 2001 Posted April 9, 2001 ok natty. why did you just discribe my life here? ------------------
the_xxxxx Posted April 9, 2001 Posted April 9, 2001 Uh-oh looks like the old peolpe are telling the young people who they are Just kidding This isn't really my life, mine is more boring ------------------
Kingzjester Posted April 9, 2001 Posted April 9, 2001 Actually, my father falls under most of these, so scratch it out... ------------------ -Yorick the King's Jester Backfire Killed the Sly - The Adventure Game
NiKo Posted April 9, 2001 Posted April 9, 2001 is this from one of those girly magazines natty? ------------------
Natty Posted April 9, 2001 Author Posted April 9, 2001 It was an email, so I'll assume it was from 1 of those girly magazines I don't read those girly magazines anyway, they tell ya the same thing every month. Besides, who cares about the latest fashion? I don't I'm quite happy in tracksuit pants and a T-shirt ------------------
NiKo Posted April 9, 2001 Posted April 9, 2001 girly magazines always talk about the same things, PMS,sex protection,fashion & stuff like that..... not that i know...i never read a girly magazine....really....uhm, ok someone help me out here... j/k ------------------ [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited April 09, 2001).]
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted April 9, 2001 Posted April 9, 2001 I have one to add to the list!!! - Someone in between the ages of 12 and 20 exclusive ------------------
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