Natty Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 A Teenager Is... -A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. -A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. -A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday. -Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room. -A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed. -A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver's license. -A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud. -An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes. -A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week. -A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off. -A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing. -A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother. -An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 ok natty. why did you just discribe my life here? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_xxxxx Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 Uh-oh looks like the old peolpe are telling the young people who they are Just kidding This isn't really my life, mine is more boring ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingzjester Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 Actually, my father falls under most of these, so scratch it out... ------------------ -Yorick the King's Jester Backfire Killed the Sly - The Adventure Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 is this from one of those girly magazines natty? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted April 9, 2001 Author Share Posted April 9, 2001 It was an email, so I'll assume it was from 1 of those girly magazines I don't read those girly magazines anyway, they tell ya the same thing every month. Besides, who cares about the latest fashion? I don't I'm quite happy in tracksuit pants and a T-shirt ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 girly magazines always talk about the same things, PMS,sex protection,fashion & stuff like that..... not that i know...i never read a girly magazine....really....uhm, ok someone help me out here... j/k ------------------ [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited April 09, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 I have one to add to the list!!! - Someone in between the ages of 12 and 20 exclusive ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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