zelda 41 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Oh joy, wasn't yesterday a fun day. Talk about great dates and other crap like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Thank you guys. Thank you. This is awesome. Freakin' great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 I'm loving this right now. Bad dates....Hmm...never had a date, considering I married myself at 7 years old and finally got to buying a ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted January 24, 2007 Author Share Posted January 24, 2007 hmm, i might as well explain dale. yeh, he asked me out, i liked him, so i said yes. My friend Sareh says it was a dare from some populer bitch in my class. I attempt to rip her skin off, but my friends stop me. Right before I go to break up, he has a new girlfriend, and she breaks up for him.I'm like WTF cause she's one of my friends. So I'm like getting swarmed by people and they think we're still going out. there is only two words for him: MAN WHORE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I can take it into one word. PROSTIUTUTE Oh yes. My wife and I are happy together. We're considering adopting, but we should probably graduate Junior High before doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 How the hell would you have sex with yourself unless you were a guy?! I have a friend who put it........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 *sigh* I'm still a bit bummed out. Though one of my guy friends is atepting to talk to his best friend who I like to go out with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 *sigh* why are guys at my school such bastards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Why are guys at my school so ugly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 what about hott gym guy? he sounds hott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Yeah, but he's got a girlfriend. And he's a jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I want a Blueberry muffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I had one of those last week. I was gonna eat one after my mascotingness, but my mom ATE IT! D: Jerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Yeah or a Bannana nut muffin. Or just a muffin in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I want somthing to eat. I should go get some bugles, but I don't want to move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 lol kinda sounds like me, but we have no good food at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 I got no food either. *sigh* I'll go make some rice and somehow make it taste good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 lol, good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 Suger + butter + rice = the most delish breakfeast evea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 My Dad taught me that one. I miss him :[[[[[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I just went downstairs and got food. I had to listen to my dad tell me about America Idol. Ugggh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 How the hell would you have sex with yourself unless you were a guy?! I have a friend who put it........... oh, so naive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 How the hell would you have sex with yourself unless you were a guy?! I have a friend who put it........... Women make babies and sandwiches they know not of pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 just like jmac got no girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 He does have a husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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