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Me liked everyone Brighty Wighty, whatcha talkin about? confused.gif I mean hellooooooooooooooooooo? I kissed my best friend, I'm a ****, a prostitute, a bunch of people we've never met before all paid us at a party, it's a gweat party ice breaker, after that I don't know I can't remember much of what happened, all I know is I dwank wots kissed some people and and some guy threatened my baybe with a knife so she threatened him with a bottle, then I took that damn bottle and shoved it up his pee hole coz no one treats me baybe like that mad.gif OK, so maybe I don't like everyone... I may not be a beer drinker or a wineo or a party ****er, Mr Brighty, but I am proud of what I am... I am a drunk, and I need some more god damn spirits, and I want my Jimmy and malibu and and lots of other yummmmmmmmmmy alkyholes

 

You know when I read these messages in the morning, I don't fink I'm gonna remember writing them coz it's ummmmmm 3:45am time for bed, who's joining me? Bwiiiiiiiiighty? You wanna come? How long is it gonna take you to get to my house? can you walk here? I forget where you live so ummmmm hopefully it's close though

 

BTW- why am I a minx?

 

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Kepp taking the pills Natty you'll befine.

Just go and sit in a dark room. With a drink of water.

Wow even I don't go that crazy when i'm drunk?

Why are you talking about the lesbian thing? Who mentioned it?

You never know Natty I will most probably go to Australia one day.And I might meet you.

 

 

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Are you gonna walk here are ya Brighty? OMG I must have been so out of it last night, I mentioned the lesbian thing coz I dunno I probably did something with my Best friend last night and I don't remember

 

My friend doesn't remember either, and she slept over, no wonder we both woke up and were in the same bed this morning

 

My BF thinks I'm joking, my baybe's BF doesn't know yet eek.gif

 

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lol natty, so now you have to go and find out what you did last night, and how you ended up in bed with your female friend biggrin.gif

sounds like a movie plot if you ask me wink.gif

 

 

oh damn its taken.... tongue.gif

 

 

 

 

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I DON'T COUNT? I mean nothing to you? I spend ours, slavng away in the kitchen cooking roast lamb dinners for you, making sure the gravy's lumpy (just how you like me), I wash your crusty bed sheets and bleach the skid marks out of your pants and this is how you re-pay me?

I want a divorce and believe me, I will get the kids and the Mercedes

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Originally posted by Robin Johnson 2

Well I think that comment you made (natty) about guys not beening mature is rich comeing from someone with smurfs in their sig!

Only kidding smurfs rul!!!! er.............. don't know many people on here. Sooooooooooo Natty 4 da hell of it!!!

 

Some guys actually are mature... I guess you're one of those guys who always stays annoying and immature? Besides, the smurfs are cute, and I'm the resident cutie on this forum (I'm also the resident b-i-t-c-h which if you don't annoy the hell out of me you'll be fine)

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