Darth Avlectus Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 HELL NO! Oompas disowned her long ago...that might as well be an insult to Oompa Loompas everywhere! BTW I wouldn't say things like that in the presence of dwarves and other little people, you never know if they're around a corner behind counters and cabinets. ...Where's this somewheresville people keep referring to in Sim City...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Somewhere, naturally. What if the world jacks you back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 The world jacks anyone and everyone. For any reason, every reason, no reason. At any time. Every time. The question is... Who jacked the car jack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Some guy named Jack. Is this an oud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Depends whether you're parking a red corvette in the parking garage between 3:30 AM and 5:30 AM on either a tuesday or a thursday...or you just so happen to have a gray beard in the yellow zone. (Memory of some really absurd "The Far Side" comic...or lack thereof) Who are all these pricks anyways? Lawyer pricks...rug wearing pricks...I'm surrounded by pricks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Well, you know the old saying......you're known by the company you keep. If I ask your uncle, will he really tell me how stupid your mom is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Good luck getting any response, he died of a massive heart attack 11 years ago. R.I.P. Why couldn't Zombies Ate My Neighbors have gotten a better sequel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 **** in, **** out. 'nough said. Will Joe Biden ever NOT be an ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Of course not, he's a politician. If there's a fire, who should I email about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Just three people.......anybody, everybody and nobody, in no particular order. Do girls really exist on the internetz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 ^^^Yes, but we choose not to believe they do...at least without evidence. Most of the time if there are REAL girls on the internet, they likely resemble Jabba the F***ing Hutt. Did you wake up grumpy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Not really, no. How many potential murder weapons are present in a standard fast food restaurant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 I think a better question to ask is how many potential murder weapons aren't there in a std. fastfood restaurant, to which the answer is few if any. Your question being opposite, answer is opposite. Does anybody else here have a pair of red "Body Rage" sunglasses from Spencer's? These things kick ass, just make sure you superglue the bolts that hold on the nose cushions becausr the mini-screw has no bolt to hold it in. Can't seem to find any images of them either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 No. I tend to avoid Spencer's. How is putting dirt in a cup a scientific experiment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Depends if that's it or if there are other steps involved. YOU JACKASS! What the F$%# did you do this time?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 I have no idea. Does DA have anger management issues? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Nah, he just thinks he's tourettes guy. Is the Dali Lama a crypto nazi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Probably not. Nazis are rarely that mellow. Isn't the Dalai Lama also a painting of a Llama done in the style of Salvador Dali? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Wrong Lama; otherwise, it could have been. Isn't that the correct answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 No, this is. Is EA merely misunderstood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Allow me to answer your question with a question: Will we ever be able to understand idiots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 We already do. Problem is that we just keep trying to comprehend them as being more than what they really are. That and if there wasn't stupid, there'd be no interesting stories to tell. Is there a numerical difference between a rickroll and a barrel roll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Probably about as much as a nickleback and a nicklebag. Can we look later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Only if we can divide by zero. Does time matter to Emperor Vitiate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Only if you're wasting his. Do you want to be a rock'n roll star? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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