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Guest Brighteyesmonkey

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Ohh Can A I have a go!?

 

NFGB yo muver is sooooo fat! That when she was a t school she sat next to EVERYBODY at once!

 

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NiKo Newbie

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i feel sorry for fellas frown.gif

looking like that explains his behavior i guess... poor little twisted freak of nature frown.gif well at least he isnt so hideus he has to put a glove on his head. tongue.gif JK.

 

but still, do you guys think its REALLY thomas (if thats his real name) or maybe its just some stupid kid that disses a guy he knows called thomas fellas, the one in the pic

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that is ssssoooo ugly!

 

Yo mumma so fat after sex I had to roll over twice to get off the *****!

 

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Dinghy:

Yo momma's so fat, when she buys a cereal bowl, it comes with a free lifeguard

 

Yo mommas so fat she has to get planning permission to sit down

 

Yo mommas so fat she hires her dresses out for weddings...as a reception tent

 

Yo mommas so fat she got hit by a truck and had to pay damages

 

Yo mommas so ugly she went to the movies to watch Godzilla and got asked for her autograph

 

Yo mommas so loose she didn't have to push when she gave birth to you

 

Yo mommas so fat she worked as a stunt double in Free Willy

 

^I maded them all up, apart from the first one, which, unsuprisingly, is my favourite

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MegaMonkey Newbie

MegaMonkey

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Yes, you really CAN'T top that NFGB... I am the king of insults... BWAHA...

 

T-THOMAS?!!? I'm glad you didn't point that picture out to anyone, like saying 'this is Storken after a long drinking day at the local pub', as it would destroy the one you're pointing it at... It would COMPLETELY destroy the soul of that member...

 

My insults are still within the limits. Niko, you went too far... wink.gif

 

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Frenchyd Newbie

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*has to run into another room and laugh her head of at the "insults"*

 

Come ON! You guys can do better. I'm especially ashamed in YOU nfgb. I expected better.

 

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A dog can't get struck by lightning. You know why? Cause he's too close to the ground. See, lightning strikes tall things. ~Barney (the Andy Griffith Show)

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Heracio T. Marley Newbie

Heracio T. Marley

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*wakes up* **** you all you woke me up*slaps everyone* that should teach them.*falls back asleep*

 

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AHHHHHHH I grew 2 more heads am I going crazy? please dont answer that.

Why'd you tell me that now I need another coconut

visit my website at sign my guest book look at my pics and all that other stuff okay do it

Monkeys with monkeys shouldn't play with other monkey's monkeys.

does that seem sick or what?

If i were a demonic skull or a secret how many heads would I lose?

Originally wrote and posted by Heracio T. Marley

Why dont people answer my questions?

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Rufio Newbie

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oh i could top all of those easily, with the click of a button, but then half of the forum would be gone... smile.gif

 

as far as internet pictures go, i found this one out there...anyone care to guess why mega is sooo happy? tongue.gif

 

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ME = SIG KING :)

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Natty Newbie

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Your momma's so old, she hs a picture of Moses in her Yearbook.

 

 

I don't get it confused.gif

 

 

Wait nevermind, I get it now, I just had a severe blonde moment, I'm used to the mother jokes being ones about her weight... anyways I'm embaressed now biggrin.gif

 

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[This message has been edited by Natty (edited June 11, 2001).]

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