milo Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 I loves Billy Joel even if he is a stinking drunk, he's my drunk! Hitchens is my drunk too. Dude looks like my neighbor.
Samnmax221 Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Does your neighbor anger the Catholic Church too?
milo Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 No but he did take me for a spin in his Porsche one time. <333 It was so invigorating. I want one if i ever have a mid-life crisis.
Samnmax221 Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 I'm kind of hoping that Fuel-Cell Technology is farther along by that time, that is of course if I live to have a mid-life crisis. EDIT: Come to think of it I want a helicopter too.
Samnmax221 Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 You don't curse the sky after having an accident on the floor do you? I do.
itchythesamurai Posted April 8, 2007 Posted April 8, 2007 Its funny, life is alot like The Sims, I still dont have a job, yet I'm too bummed out about not having a job to look for a job. But you have so many friends, you could have a great job!
SyntheticGerbil Posted April 9, 2007 Posted April 9, 2007 Just spam people on the internet. I hear from retards that that makes you a ton of money. You could be sipping margaritas and wacking it.
BorisTheBlade Posted April 9, 2007 Posted April 9, 2007 Say, isn't Boris the Blade a Snatch reference? Yes it is. Spamming people on the internet is a great way to make money. Of course, if your friends get the spam and find out, they could give you a flesh bikini, and not the good kind.
itchythesamurai Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Yeah man, why does everybody have to go and vilify instant gratification? Major buzzkill.
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