DiScO StU Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 well, who won imunitty, i thought that the person with the best pic got imunitty., i mean it only makes sense. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Am i the only one who cant see Rapp's pic? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lechuck13 Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 nah, i can't see it either ------------------ "That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!" -Guybrush Threepwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest grannen Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 It is blocked by geocities but you can see it if you first right click and then copy the address into the address field. http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/6406/bruce1.gif ------------------ and Grannen [This message has been edited by Grannen (edited April 04, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 who has been voted out? and whats the prize for being the winner? ------------------ Even Devils Like Me Can Be Cute Sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiScO StU Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 who won immunity??? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted April 5, 2001 Share Posted April 5, 2001 ok since NiKo is banned again and cant post, il be doinf it for him: jeesh people, calm down. i would post the votes if i got them all yet. well i got 4 of the votes, i didnt get the one from the guy who was voted out...here are the votes: The Votes 1. Rapp scalion 2.Rapp scalion. 3.Rapp scalion 4.Rapp scalion. yes, all 4 votes say the same, so the 5th wouldnt make a big change, im sorry Rapp. but it looks like you'l be leaving survivor. thanks for playing Rapp Scalion. a few words from you before you leave... ------------------ FrenchyD Visit my site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted April 5, 2001 Share Posted April 5, 2001 Rapp may I add that ''You are the weakest link,Goodbye! So anyway why was NiKo banned(again)??? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest grannen Posted April 5, 2001 Share Posted April 5, 2001 I doubt that Niko is banned, it is probably a mistake again and in the meantime I hope Niko can use Frenchyd to relay his postings so we can continue with the contest. Sorry for the outcome Rapp but you have to sign up now for number 3 contest! I'm sure this will continue. ZeroXcape/Nfgb, pls look into Niko's ban again! ------------------ and Grannen [This message has been edited by Grannen (edited April 05, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted April 5, 2001 Share Posted April 5, 2001 it must be some technical problem why Niko is banned but can it please be fixed? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 5, 2001 Author Share Posted April 5, 2001 ok im back, probably be "banned" tomorow again. and grannen, there will absoletly defenetly NOT be a sirvivor 3.... fat chance, only maybe. as for now contestants, i want each of you to write a short/long MI fan fiction but with EMI forum members as characters. so let out the writer in you and lets begin. ------------------ NiKo ~A Sudden TwisT To ReaLLitY~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest grannen Posted April 6, 2001 Share Posted April 6, 2001 Niko, I have a question and a suggestion. How do you think this competition can end when there are only two left and both votes that the other one shall be out? I suggest that all five have a vote until the game has come to an end, otherwise we will never get a winner! Re writing a short story - you are sadistic. ------------------ and Grannen [This message has been edited by Grannen (edited April 06, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rapp Scallion Posted April 6, 2001 Share Posted April 6, 2001 Some last words: Someone must be the first. And i thought it was a bit difficult. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest grannen Posted April 7, 2001 Share Posted April 7, 2001 Because I was the last to publish the picture, I guess I have to be the first with the story! Niko entered the International House of Mojo and looked in horror at what Natty had in her lap. ”Isn’t he cute?” Natty smiled as she kissed the baby. There seemed to be some strange light over its head, like some sort of halo, but very pale and not that golden color one normaly would expect. It was more yellow-greyish. Looked dirty somehow. An empty milk bottle was on the floor. -– What is that and what happened with Guybrush2003? You said you never would let him go? – I just found this baby behind the trash cans and I have decided to call him `My Newfoundgloryboy` and I’ll keep him until I find something better. And I kicked out Guybrush2003 when I found out about that dirty story between him and the monkies! The Sheriff will take care of that later. – The Sheriff! Oh no, don’t let ZeroXcape be involved in this. Don’t you remember last time? When he kicked me out from the Islands? And I only used my right to speak freely! – Speak freely? You stood on top of the roof at the Scumm bar with your trousers down and shouted that ZeroXcape had a love affair with a red haired girl from Jambalaya Island and you wanted to tell the whole world all about it! No wonder you were banned. – OK, I got banned and had to have that donkey hat on my head. But when he finds out about that baby YOU will be in trouble. He never believed you last time when you said that Storken came flying with Disco Stu and a saxophone. Those days we couldn’t sleep because of all those Rap fans he invited like Bonemaster, Murta, Brighteyesmonkey and MagnusB who always had his foul smelling pet Dinghy Dog with him. That Dinghy Dog drove me crazy with its howling. Natty only smiled, kissed the burping Newfoundgloryboy again and swung around on her chair and the mirror covered the disgusting sight. ”I better try to find some more treasures so Natty can stop this double work as Govenor and Voodoo Lady” Niko thought as he left. In the prison there were screaming and shouting from the cells. It was Guybrush2003, Guybrush5000, T_i_m_m_y and his twin brother Bob_O sending anonymous hate letters out into the Net. Neither of them knew that their respective modems where only connected between them and they grew more and more furious about the answers they got. Guybrush2003 was waiting for his trial re his Monkey abuse and Guybrush5000 was suspected for having introduced monky boys too young to Guybrush2003. T_i_m_m_y and Bob_O were in jail due to their general suspicious behavior among decent people and were waiting for an eventual deportation. Meanwhile, Niko went to the harbor and inserted a piece of eight in the vending machine. Out came a six pack and he went to the Pink Lady where he found his friends Rapp Scallion, Purple Tentacle (who got his name after he won a tough discussion with an octopus) and Al. Rapp Scallion had a Feral Chicken under his arm and was looking for a pot to make a stew for dinner. The Feral Chicken struggled for its life, he had no intention to end his days on the dinner table in the Mansion. Rapp Scallion looked at the six pack. – Perhaps I’ll try to boil the chicken in Grogg. Never done it before but this time I guess that will calm down the Feral Chicken when it is dinner time. Last time he escaped and I had to serve Bait for dinner. Didn’t check the Best-Before-Date and the dinner was a disaster. ”Hey Purple Tentacle! Why do you sell rotten fish and you didn’t give me my money back when I returned the Bait!” – Returned the Bait? You came back with clean fish bones and wanted me to put fresh fish meat on the bones! You know that you have to return goods in it’s original packing and within 14 days. It’s not my fault that you let the Bait be half eaten by that Wharf Rat. ”Calm down, calm down, let’s go and have a beer at the Scumm bar”. Al was tired after hunting a Mad Dog the whole evening and wanted to play some dart and check the new painting the bartender Blondbeard had got. They all looked curiously at the painting in the bar. ”Who is she? I think I have seen her before in the Harbor” Rapp Scallion asked Blondbeard. ”Oh, that is my little secret but between us, I can tell you that I see her when Mega Monkey visits the hospital twice a month.” – Whats wrong with Mega Monkey? – It’s plastic surgery. He got a dart in his noose and the doctors can’t find it so they widen his nostrils every month. They admired the painting and congratulated Blondbeard who said he hoped that more people would play dart. Two months passed, the Scumm Bar got a new owner and a new name – the LUA Bar. ”NOW AGAIN?” Natty shouted, when she entered the LUA Bar and found Niko together with Frenchyd and several bottles on the table. She rushed in and Niko escaped to the kitchen throwing away the chop sticks he had tried to arrange in Frenchyds hair as flag pooles. Frenchyd waved a bottle and started to talk to Natty about life but got no attention, she too had disappeared into the kitchen but Niko was gone, he had jumped out throu the window. ”You’ll get it when you come back home”, Natty muttered and went back into the town. She wanted to see the psyciatrist Dr Threepwood and talk to him about Nikos drinking and have him to sign the cushy contract making it possible to send Niko away to Knottin Atoll, famous for its rehabilitation clinic under the management of the feared Murta, a Jesuit Priest and former director of a juvinile prison. Although Natty loved her Niko she thought it would be better if she was the one who took care of all paperwork and correspondance needed for a Govenor. Too many letters had been signed with wrong faked names. ”Better I sign them myself”, she thought. ”Niko can’t be trusted with that type of writing anymore.” Dr Threepwood handed over the paper to Natty. – It’s all settled. Now send this to Knuttin Atoll and Niko will get his treament the very moment he sets his foot on the Island. He will stay there for six months and there is no way for him to escape once he has arrived. – But Dr Threepwood, I have to find him. I don’t think that will be easy now when I found him with Frenchyd. He is too scared to come back home and the difficult thing will be to get him to the Island. – Very well, but try your best. She went to try to find someone who could take the letter to Murta on Knuttin Atoll. Niko was at the harbor together with his old friends when they saw the sky become red at the horizon. ”I wonder what that is?” Al said. ”It can’t be the sunset, wrong direction.” ”It’s coming from the town, there must be a fire somewhere” Rapp and Tentacle shouted. They all rushed away and when they saw the fire they stared in disbelief, the LUA Bar was on fire. People tried in vain to extinguish the flames but soon the LUA Bar was only a pile of glowing ashes. They turned to ZeroXcape and asked what had caused the fire. ”I’m not sure yet” ZeroXcape said, ”but we have witnesses who saw a man throw chop sticks into the transportation system and a wax painting melted and caught fire. That’s what probably started it. I have a good description of that man and he will soon be caught. He will be prosecuted for arson.” Niko sneeked away. He went straight to the Harbor looking for a ship. He found a man who was ready to sail. It was The_xxxxx. His real name was unknown but he was a frequent visitor around the Islands. ”Can I come aboard and get a lift to the next port, whatever that will be?” Niko asked anxiously. ”Sure, no problem. I’m just leaving as soon as I have finished loading.” ”Where are you bound for?” Niko asked when they where under sail. ”Jambalaya Island with goods” was the answer and Niko became a little worried. Too many people remembered him from his last visit. – There is a small Island nearby. Do you think you can put me ashore there.and pick me up later? – Knuttin Atoll, you mean? Sure, it suits me fine because I have a letter to the Clinic and perhaps you can bring it over for me? Niko was standing on the beach on Knuttin Atoll and saw the ship disappear. Then he turned around and went to the Clinic with the letter, happy to have left all the problems behind him. ------------------ and Grannen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr._Threepwood Posted April 7, 2001 Share Posted April 7, 2001 lol hilarious Grannen!!! I founf it odd that you used Al ------------------ Please Sign my Guestbook 1+1=4 Some how I'm getting an A in math Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted April 7, 2001 Share Posted April 7, 2001 (BTW - I started writing this yesterday,s o any similarities with Grannen's are unintentional. Sorry if it sucks ) Dr Threepwood twisted the bar stool and saw NiKo the drunk banned from the Scumm Bar for the 4th time in the last month. "Poor guy" he thought "he doesn't seem too bad to me. Guess I should count myself lucky, sitting here with my two favourite people (excluding Elaine of course), Heracio T Marley, my newfounddad-in-law, and my very own Kid, Stu, who's got very Natty dreads. You know, he reminds me alot of Captain Dredd and Elaine has been hanging around with alot just lately..." BOOM The door crashed open, the dim moonlight from outside framed a scrawny figure of a man, wearing nerdy glasses. Is it Wally, Theepwood thought, then, after stepping forward, he could see the man's face. "Wow, it's Bill Gates" he thought, "man that guy sucks" Bill Gates: "Hello folks, my name's Thomas Fellas, but you can call me Bill, I'm the new owner of the Scumm Bar, which is going to be turned into a Planet Thripweed, witht the aid of my new financial advisor, T_i_m_m_y the monkey" Threepwood: "Man, can't the Scumm Bar just STAY scummy, let's go guys" Heracio: "Ok son, I'll just grab my pants, if I can remember where I put em.." On the walk home they were confronted by a Purple Tentacle Purple: "Bwahaha, I have arms, I fell like I could, like I could.......steal your Kid!!!" Purple swiped the baby from Threepwood's arms and hopped away at a speed, which should easily have allowed the 2 others to chase after him, but the couldn't because they kept tripping over Feral Chickens, that had been spilled from a shipment for Blondbeard. eventually they gave up and returned to the mansion to think of a plan. Threepwood: "If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times dad, I don't have any whipped cream and strawberries and that's the_bottom_line" Heracio: "OK sonny, but don't say I didn't try to help" Threepwood: "So I say we..." In ran Brief, BoneMaster and MagnusB panting with breath they managed to simultaneously explain what was going on All 3: "It's Frenchy, the local fruitcake , she's started ranting" Threepwood: "So what's new?" All 3: "She's dug up the corpse of Rapp Scallion and she's dancing about with it" Threepwood: "Again I ask, So what's new?" All 3: "Well, she's not teenie-bopping any more, she jumping up and down and sticking her hands in the air" Threepwood: "Wow. she must have converted to some weird cult" All 3: "That's not all, she's taken a Purple Tenacle thingy hostage" Threepwood: "Purple Tenacle thingy? To the Threepmobile!" Threepwood: "Alright you slimey scumbag, where's Stu?" Purple: "Bwahahaha, I'll never tell you anything!" Threepwood: "Tell us, or I'll twist your nipples REALLY hard" Purple: "Tentacles don't have nipples" Threepwood: "In that case I'll shrink you with a ray gun, stamp on you, and get a hamster to mail you to Bognor Regis" Purple: "Noooooooooooo" Purple: "I'll tell you, he's in the Scumm Bar, this was all really a dream" Threepwood: "Oh.............ok then...........guess I'll wake. Pinch me Heracio!" Threepwood: "Hey! Not there!" "Ah it was all just a dream" he thought "and now I'm back to my normal life, sitting here with my son Stu, dad Heracio and Wife LeChuck........wait a minute!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted April 7, 2001 Share Posted April 7, 2001 This submission is based on a true story NiKo turned the corner and slammed himself against he wall. He looked around and saw the opening. He ran for it...but was hit around the head with a guitar. As hishead spun around, he saw Newfoundglory boy standing above him. NFGB put the boot in and NiKo was out like a light. He awoke and looked around. He didn't see anything unusual, other than his hospital-like surroundings.. But something caught his eye. He looked closer. "Thomas? Thomas Fellas?" Thomas give NiKo the finger, then put the finger up his own arse. NiKo winced as Thomas was carted off on a trolley, screaming at the top of his head about dogs and shotguns. NiKo shook his head. Suddenly the door of the medical room opened. "OK, Mr...NiKo, follow me" said the doctor. NiKo was picked up by Murta and Brief, both of whom were wearing uniform, and taken into the room. Everything was white. The guards stood by the door and waited. the doctor sat down and told NiKo to do the same. "Good evening, NiKo, I'm Dr.Threepwood, the prison psychologist, and I'll be asking you a few questions" "What sort of questions?" "The kind where I say something and you answer it" "Fair enough" "Right, now, it says here you were arrested for.." Dr.T checked his notepad. "stealing spam. What do you have to say about that? "What? SPAM? Why would I need spam?" "Well, some people like to use it as a weapon. Hey, Murta, open that door" said Dr.T. Murta complied. DRT pointed someone out. "You see him?" "The red one?" asked NiKo. "Yep. He used Spam to intentionally **** people off. He'd go into a room and fire it off, all over the place. I understand his brother, Heracio, was very upset" "But I didn't do anything like that, though." "Well, someone obviously thinks you did. You'd better go, NiKo. You're obviously upset" NiKo left in disgust and was taken away by Murta and Brief. He was put in a cell and the door was locked. NiKo sighed. A voice behind him piped up. "Hey, it could be worse. You could be Nathanism66 or someone" she said, and smiled. "I'm FrenchyD. Most people call me Frenchy, Don't these prison clothes suck? The only reason I'm in here is because they think I'm insane. But I'm not, I just talk a lot. THe food in here sucks too. The music is allright, especially when NFGB gets out his guitar. Do you like popsicles?" "Wait...NFGB? He's the one who arrested me!" "Yeah, but he''s a pretty neat guy. Don't you love my hair? What do you think of onion rings?" She continued none-stop for about 5 minutes. NiKo was seriously annoyed. NFGB had pput him in here and he wasn't even sure why. NiKo had tried changing his name to NiKo!, but despite it being completely different, NFGB still managed to track him down. NiKo had admitted he had a controversial past, but so did Blondbeard, and he turned out (almost) fine! NiKo tried not to let NFGB get to him, and Feral hadn't helped either. But he had tried to ignore them. Then, the threat from NFGB came in. So NiKo had fled, but now he'd been tracked down again. His chain of thought was only broken when Frenchy stopped ranting and said "What's that?" The two went still for a while, then they both heard it. A solid metal 'chink' sound. A masked face popped up at the window. "Hey, NiKo, come on. I haven't got all day." The face saw FrenchyD. "You too. Get on the rope." Frenchy and NiKo got on the rope and the masked figure began his descent. Frenchy was still talking. "Right, that's it!" said the masked figure. He went back up, told Frenchy to get back in the cell, then went down again, just the masked figure and NiKo. "Who are you?" said NiKo. "Just call me Anonymous" said Anonymous. The cell door was unlocked. NFGB walked in, with Murta and Brief on either side of him. NFGB pointed at Frenchy. "YOU! Where'd they go?" "Out the window. I like your socks. Are they Klienen Celv?" NiKo and Anonymous ran down through the forest. Anonymous stopped to catch his breast. Breath, even (sorry, cheap gag). NiKo asked why Anonymous saved him. "Because you did nothing wrong." said Anonymous. Then they heard dogs barking. Anonymous' eyes opened wide and the two ran and hid in the bushes. They had a brief confrontation with a rather embarrased couple behind the bush and then hid behind a bust across the way. The dogs stopped and growled near the bushes where NiKo and Anonymous were hidden. Suddenly, there was a bang and the dog dropped down dead. NiKo and Anonymous looked up to the direction of the bang and saw Jonathan Carter up in a tree, holding a shotgun and with a sick smile on his face. "Go, Anonymous, go!" he shouted. Anonymous darted out from the bushes and NiKo followed behind him. NFGB shouted after him. "I know who you are, Anonymous! I know who you are!" Anonymous and NiKo came out of the forest. The two gasped for breas...breath! Anonymous spoke up. "This is the land of Incorrectly Convicted Questers, or ICQ for short. They can't get at you here. You'll be safe to say what you like. Trust me." NiKo thanked Anonymous. "But who are you?" NiKo asked. Anonymous removed his mask. "Guess who!" said Feral. 2 months passed, and NFGB was not particularly happy. NiKo had started a petition to get his authority taken away, embarrasing the officer. But NFGB saw NiKo's point. The phone rang. NFGB answered it. "Meet me in five minutes. Room 217" (if anyone spots the reference, they win a prize ) NFGB went to Room 217 and waited. Another person came down the corridor behind him. NFGB turned to see him. "FERAL??? What are you doing here?" he gasped "I've come to talk about NiKo" he said. The meeting was tense, but NFGB held tight. NiKo was not allowed back into the country. Feral went off in a huff, but instead of going to his home, Feral said he was going to ICQ 'to speak to both NiKo and an insider.' He had arranged to meet them both in the Superchat Bar. The Bar was quite full. NiKo and the insider were already talking when Feral entered. The bar went quiet, then a few people said 'Hello' to him. Feral walked over to NiKo and his new friend. "Hello, Murta" he said. Murta nodded. The 3 talked about wht they could do to get NiKo back in to Fourmania... The poster was clear. "NiKo", it said. The small print said 'Sign here if you think NiKo may return to the country'. A flock of people went to the poster to sign it. While Dr.Threepwood was mid-signing, NFGB came out. The world held it's breath. Newoundgloryboy spoke. "Alright. NiKo can come back in." The crowd cheered. There was much dancing and joyousness. Feral sidled up to NFGB. "What made you change your mind?" whispered Feral "Didn't you know? I'm good like that"replied NFGB, befoe he walked away and went back inside the prison. (Editor's note: Nothing against NFGB, I know he couldn't do much about it until he got his 'Secret' status. I have nothing against anyone in the story, apart from Jonathan Carter, Nathanism666, and Thomas Fellas. Just take it with a pinch of salt, OK?) ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 7, 2001 Author Share Posted April 7, 2001 lol, all of your stories are great,i laughed ALLOT... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted April 7, 2001 Share Posted April 7, 2001 WHY does all the stories involve ME being... either a House Wrecker or an Insane mental case? ------------------ FrenchyD Visit my site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted April 7, 2001 Share Posted April 7, 2001 WHY does all the stories involve ME being... either a House Wrecker or an Insane mental case? ------------------ FrenchyD Visit my site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted April 7, 2001 Share Posted April 7, 2001 WHY does all the stories involve ME being... either a House Wrecker or an Insane mental case? ------------------ FrenchyD Visit my site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiScO StU Posted April 8, 2001 Share Posted April 8, 2001 I`m just wondering, i always thought that the 5 now 4 members that are on this survivor monkey island thing, that when they got missions like picture, story,ect... the one who had the best one won immunity. Soooooooo... does it work like that, or is there another way of figuring out who gets immunity, or is there no immunity at all??? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest grannen Posted April 8, 2001 Share Posted April 8, 2001 To Frenchyd. The stories are partly based upon the impression we get from different postings! To Disco Stu: No one gets immunity here, we will drop out one by one every week. ------------------ and Grannen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted April 8, 2001 Share Posted April 8, 2001 Originally posted by Frenchyd: WHY does all the stories involve ME being... either a House Wrecker or an Insane mental case? Cause they're based on the real life ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted April 8, 2001 Share Posted April 8, 2001 Well I still can't figure out if I was married to NiKo and NFGB was our son or what, or whether I was just the voodoo lady and NiKo is of no importance to me what so ever ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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