Jojo Junior Posted August 6, 2001 Posted August 6, 2001 So Brighto, you ARE my adoptive father? Why, I never knew...I might marry my box! Everyone's invited to the wedding! It will be held at...um....my beautiful, lovely box! See you there! Is Jack my real brother or Brighto's real son and i'm the adoptive son? I dun get it...and who's my mom again? I 4get... ------------- Proud adoptive son of Brighto Proud husband of a cardboard box
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted August 6, 2001 Posted August 6, 2001 I'm your dad Natty's your mum Jacks your brother. ------------------ Prime British Meat! Natty's better half. Jojo and Jacks dad.
Jojo Junior Posted August 6, 2001 Posted August 6, 2001 Ok, I got it! So, should I bring my cardboard box and live outside of your mansion or what? -------------
Natty Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 Brighty hun lets adopt Blondy, look at him he looks all sad and lonely No one wuvs him ------------------
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 Ok then....OMG we've had triplets........I need some sleep.......*ZZZZZZZZ Right um what was we talking about? Oh yeah. Yeah of course Blondy we'll have ya! Jojo we have a mansion? Um.....do we? I dunno I'm hardly ever there.I always down at the Scumm Bar with Wally. FOR THE LAST TIME NIKO! YOUR MARRYING HELLY!!!! :mad :mad ------------------ Prime British Meat! Natty's better half. Jojo and Jacks dad.
NiKo Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 uh-oh! *runs away* ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 *Brighty rugby tackles Niko and drags him by his collar infrot of Helly* Now ask her you little blue piece of smurf Shiet! ------------------ Prime British Meat! Natty's better half. Jojo,Jacks and Blondbeards old man. (God I'm tired)
NiKo Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 bites brighty in the nutts and runs away naked (for dramatic affect) ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~
Heracio T. Marley Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 Bad NiKo Brighty I will be your Brother And Um...Lets see.... Thats all for now ------------------ Go to my site sign my guest book look at my pics and all that other stuff okay do it Member of the F.A.O.F Originally wrote and posted by Heracio T.Marley
Natty Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 Originally posted by Brighteyesmonkey: Now ask her you little blue piece of smurf Shiet! Ahem... scooze me but who is the smurf freak here?! ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;)
NiKo Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 bad NiKo!? it was self defense!!! ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 Ok then if your not gonna come quietly. Tell me why you won't marry Helly?! Just tell me.Don't run away or say um er ur I want a straight answer! It's either Helly or Faith ------------------ Prime British Meat! Natty's better half. Jojo,Jacks and Blondbeards old man. (God I'm tired)
Blondbeard Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 Daddy just drank a whole fridge of booze and now he's gone mad.He beat me with household objects. Jojo got any spare room in that box of yours? ------------------
Blondbeard Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 Daddy just drank a whole fridge of booze and now he's gone mad.He beat me with household objects. Jojo got any spare room in that box of yours? ------------------
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted August 8, 2001 Posted August 8, 2001 Originally posted by Blondbeard: Daddy just drank a whole fridge of booze and now he's gone mad.He beat me with household objects. Jojo got any spare room in that box of yours? Thats disgusting Blondbeard! I would never do that! And as fun as I like to make my posts that isn't a funny topic! Child Abuse is nothing to laugh about! Why only today I had a go at my dad for telling my mum she was fat and he flipped! Smashed his plate (We were eating) and stormed out! Now the only reason he hasn't started going for me is because I'm bigger than him now and would kick the sh*t out of him. So don't joke about child abuse. ........................Go to bed with no supper! ------------------ Prime British Meat! Natty's better half. Jojo,Jacks and Blondbeards old man. (God I'm tired)
Jojo Junior Posted August 8, 2001 Posted August 8, 2001 Originally posted by Blondbeard: Daddy just drank a whole fridge of booze and now he's gone mad.He beat me with household objects. Jojo got any spare room in that box of yours? Ya, there's lots o room in my box! (and I saved some supper for you!)
Natty Posted August 8, 2001 Posted August 8, 2001 I agree with Brighty... ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;)
Fender Posted August 8, 2001 Posted August 8, 2001 So noone want an annoying teenager, who hangs around bus stops, chewing gum , yadda yadda yadda for a child? ------------------ Say no to Monkey Kombat
Guybrush122 Posted August 8, 2001 Posted August 8, 2001 GB122 says in a spontaneous albiet demonically evil voice: I will adopt fender and....marry....myself...*here come meniachal laughter* Mwahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*breathes*ahahahahahahahaha.... hehe, i love beating jokes to death...its my profession. Heres my card
Fender Posted August 16, 2001 Posted August 16, 2001 *Fender realises that Guybrush122 has been holding a card out for him to take for 8 days, so Fender takes it* ------------------ Say no to Monkey Kombat
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted August 16, 2001 Posted August 16, 2001 Hey! How come you kids never come to visit your old grandad? And Brighteyes, never visiting your own pop...it's saddening. (I'm the grandpa, Brighteyes' dad...) ------------------ Feral Signatures & Imaging
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