Hayden Kered Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 * Rules: Someone asks a "What would you do if?" question. The next person replies, and says their own question. * Example: Person 1 - What would you do if cheese fell from the sky? Person 2 - Take as much as I can and eat it!; WWYDI LucasForums was closed down? Person 3 - Go insane!; WWYDI the world was going to blow up? I'll start: WWYDI Walt Disney bought the Star Wars franchise?
Totenkopf Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 WWYDI Walt Disney bought the Star Wars franchise? Nothing, really. Would depend on what they did with it. WWYDI football were replaced with soccer?
Ztalker Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 I like soccer more, so I'd be very excited wwydi Chewbacca would be retconned into an Ewok?
littleman794 Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 I would eat him... WWYDI you realized you were adopted???
topshot Posted May 10, 2008 Posted May 10, 2008 I'd probably cry. WWYDI Mark Hamill was next door to you?
Sabretooth Posted May 11, 2008 Posted May 11, 2008 Get him to answer the door as The Joker from Batman's animates series. WWYDI if you woke up realizing that you are falling off the top of the Empire State Building?
Serpentine Cougar Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 Die. WWDI you were about to be slaughtered by a rancor?
Hayden Kered Posted May 12, 2008 Author Posted May 12, 2008 Pretend to be Luke and stick a bone in its mouth. WWYDI Paris Hilton became the President of the US?
topshot Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 Immediately move to Canada. WWYDI Batman never existed?
topshot Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 I'd have a long list of houses to haunt. WWYDI the Atari was never invented?
Boba Rhett Posted May 13, 2008 Posted May 13, 2008 I'd invent the following games: Centipede, Asteroids, Pac-Man, Dig Dug and Mario Bros. Every year there after I would release a new console that played these same games with slightly updated graphics. After ten years of this I would then move my base of operations to the moon where I would live, naked except for a large cowboy hat, in a giant domed hot tub brimming with beautiful 18 year olds. (I'd have new ones shipped in yearly) Exactly what I'm doing right now. *sigh*... WWYDI I was your father?
Totenkopf Posted May 13, 2008 Posted May 13, 2008 Ask my mom why I couldn't have been a virgin birth. WWYDI you were all alone?
Sabretooth Posted May 13, 2008 Posted May 13, 2008 Masturbate, obviously. WWYDI you have only two bullets left and the guy in front of you is your enemy, but has an empty pistol?
Totenkopf Posted May 13, 2008 Posted May 13, 2008 Shoot him twice in the head and move on. WWYDI you got caught doing something that nasty (^)?
Boba Rhett Posted May 13, 2008 Posted May 13, 2008 Ask the person if they see anything they like. WWYDI you woke up tomorrow and your tongue was three feet long?
Totenkopf Posted May 13, 2008 Posted May 13, 2008 I'd find myself verrrry popular with the ladies. WWYDI you couldn't see anymore?
Rev7 Posted May 13, 2008 Posted May 13, 2008 I would probably be blind. WWYDI your computer suddenly shut down in the middle of the post that you are writing?
topshot Posted May 13, 2008 Posted May 13, 2008 I'd find something else to do. WWYDI we were all living in police states the world over?
Sabretooth Posted May 14, 2008 Posted May 14, 2008 I would- No. I will not tell you. The Government forbids me to share information with foreigners. I'm afraid my Government will now have to trace your location and murder you and your family and all your friends and their friends-of-friends, but not their friends. WWYDI you were allowed to fix any appliance or instrument to your body so that it would work flawlessly still?
Boba Rhett Posted May 14, 2008 Posted May 14, 2008 Helloooooooo Butt flute. WWYDI you were out of toilet paper for seven weeks?
Sabretooth Posted May 14, 2008 Posted May 14, 2008 Use water. We Indians are man enough never to use toilet paper. WWYDI you realized that your mother and father are not your real parents and that you are a government-funded experiment?
topshot Posted May 14, 2008 Posted May 14, 2008 A government-funded experiment? Hello exposure! WWYDI you had a tail?
Sabretooth Posted May 14, 2008 Posted May 14, 2008 Masturbate, obviously. WWYDI if an angel came to you and asked you to eat her?
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