Darth Avlectus Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 That would make me LoneStar. What if you were a sociopathic sociologist politician with an axe to grind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 I am- erm, I mean uh... Nothing. What if Racoon River was filled with rabid raccoons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Quarantine time, with exterminations to follow. Let's giddy'up an' go get them thar critters with our shotguns! what if racoon river was filled with crash landed greenies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Quarantine time, with exterminations to follow. Let's giddy'up an' go get them thar critters with our shotguns! What if time stopped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 It would be like that adam sandler movie b/c you're an uncreative womanizer. --And no, you don't hold the remote...Adam Sandler does. What if you needed to juice the caboose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Whose caboose? What if someone juiced your caboose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 That would be me doing it to myself jackass style to save me embarassement and cost of going to the doctor. What if Lloyd and Harry were actually real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 We'd all be dumber for it. What if Chuick Norris f***ed w/BBS's $$? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Then Bruce Lee would come along and f*** with his. What if you got a$$raped by a Sasquatch while you were hunting in the woods one day? Lol.You know...somewhere out there is and old man who's saying: "I tell you it happened dag-nammit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Well, the "rapee" would probably be Ned Beaty then. (deuling "banjos") What if Star Wars had no lightsabers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 [scenario]What's Star Wars?[/scenario] What if the Forums games were moved to Holowan Labs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Then nobody would talk about modding and we all would be in trouble then. What if there was no LucasForums to post on at all?:eyes3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 12, 2009 Author Share Posted September 12, 2009 We'd post somewhere else. What if everyone else on the forum is just an Artificial Intelligence, and you're the only real person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Sounds like something out of "The Matrix." Ah, Waaait - a - minute?!?!? ..............Naaaw...couldn't be. What if everyone really had a Star Wars droid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Knowing my luck, since I do not get along with the personalities of upright droids, I would end up inheriting a dump load of assassin droids whom I'd argue with and fight with all the time. What if Carrie Fisher and Natalie Portman got in a catfight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 Considering the age difference, it wouldn't be that hot. What if Billie Piper and Freema Agyeman got in a catfight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Hmmm, and if they were all slicked up in baby oil too, yeah I'd watch it or join in; whichever the case maybe. (Oh, and that would definitly be hot.) What if you were kidnapped by bootysnatcher aliens? (Your going to remove WHAT?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 I'd snatch theirs first. What if Han Solo was more like Captain Jack Harkness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Well then, I guess poor Leia wouldn't have been scoundreled, and it would have been Luke instead. (Capt. Jack: You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life. (Luke: I happen to like nice men.) (Capt. Jack: *moves in closer* I'm a nice man. (Luke: No you're not. You're-) Yeah, you know what comes after that. What if Obi-Wan was like that old crippled dude who has a secret crush on Chris Griffin in Family Guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 14, 2009 Author Share Posted September 14, 2009 Statutory rape charges for all! What if Jabba the Hutt was more like Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 He'd be dead by now of some other reason...probably old age and green fir... :\ What if there were a 3 way tag team BYW hardcore match between Lloyd Christmas & Harry Dunn, Beavis & Butt-Head, Cheech & Chong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 It would be the most mystifing, electrifying, gratifying, aahh....youcannotbeseriousfying, sports entertainment match in history. Not to mention comical. Yeah, I'd watch it. What if Dot Matrix (the droid) from Spaceballs was as hot as Trinty in The Matrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 She'd still sound like Joan Rivers. What if Hellraiser got loose in the Matrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Then they would call it Dominatrix, and Trinty would be Pinhead. (Oh, that's bad - really bad.) What if Trinty was a Dominatrix? (But as herself, not Pinhead.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I thought she already was...=\ What if you hired the 2 genetic fathers of beavis and butthead as your roadies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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