Whats going on?

[Fealiks]

Isn't there a thread about that in the Swamp?

 

 

Edit: After reading that, it seemed to have a jerk tone to it. That wasn't intended.

 

YEAH IT WAS! YOU'RE A DICK! come on, kjo, we know where we're not wanted.

 

/puts arm round kjo

[Kjølen]

You had better have showered today.

 

Isn't there a thread about that in the Swamp

 

Yes, but I'm an exhibitionist. I want everyone possible to see my ePenis and how many pixels it has.

[Fealiks]

Yeah? Well how big is your actual penis? Because mine happens to be over an inch.

[Vikinor]

Dude, you too?!

[Kjølen]

Look at my side infoz. Look at my veteranness.

[Vikinor]

Could your ePenis possibly get any bigger?

 

[Kjølen]

It could.

[Vikinor]

Does it need to? Really?

 

I mean, look at poor Fealiks over there.

[Samnmax221]

Yeah? Well how big is your actual penis? Because mine happens to be over an inch.

Use ****ing metric, you heathen ****. If you're not measuring your penis in meters something is wrong.

[Vikinor]

There's these questions that I've wanted to ask for a while. I think now is the time to ask them.

 

What is so special about the number 42?

and

What the **** is your avatar of?

[Samnmax221]

This, and this.

[Vikinor]

Ah, very good. Thank you.

[Brighteyes]

Do you reckon they'd filled Queenie full of happy pills the day she knighted him?

Queen: "oooo whose this blighter then a wot?"

Islamic Clerk: "He saved a small child from a burning building mam"

Queen: "Jolly good show there wot, arise Sir Rushdie!"

Islamic clerk: "Mwahahahaha"

[robearth]

about that mayan calendar, I heard it's a round wheel and it's supposed to represent a cycle (so no end of the world is dated), like the cycle of seasons but in a much bigger perspective. or a bicycle, I dunno lol.