Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Bad idea. Big brother is watching. Starting a group of rednecks who attempt to overthrow the government with shotguns and riding lawnmowers.
Totenkopf Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Bad idea, unless you have a death wish. Eating a hamburger on between 2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts instead of rolls. (yeah, got the idea from DG's food thread in the Swamp).
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Neutral. On the upside, people will think you've got a stomach of steel and can eat anything. On the bad side, people will think you've got a stomach of steel and can eat anything. Eating constantly without gaining wait, or dieing.
Totenkopf Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, but now you have to **** so often you have time for nothing else. I wish GB rid itself of the monarchy.
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted. Castro has taken over. Making a wish in this thread.
Totenkopf Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Probably a bad idea, unless you're a masochist. Being apathetic.
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Good idea. That way you won't get sucked into the vortex that is life. Slapping Jabba the Hutt in the face with a dead fish.
Totenkopf Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Bad idea. He'll probably bite your arm off as he greedily gobbles up that fish. Playing footsie with an angry cougar (of the human vartiety).
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Bad idea. Need I say more? Playing Football (American) with said cougar.
Totenkopf Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Bad idea if you forget your jockstrap. Marrying a fat woman with a great sense of humor.
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Bad idea. Her "humor" might include laughing while she sits on you. Marrying a person who speaks their mind, but is extremely unintelligent.
Totenkopf Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Bad idea. Her incessant chattering gives you a brain hemmorhage and blood shoots out your eyes, nose and ears. Being bad.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Neutral: on the up side you will have a good air about you and be deserving of many great things. On the down side the J.P. morgans, Thomas Edisons, Bell laboratories, Westinghouses, and Rockefelars of the world will screw you over for all the immense potential contributions of the world (Seriously go read about Tesla!!!) I wish I was the inventor of the world's first real lightsaber (which of course I would wield very carefully and make a sensor array to expand my senses to effectively wield it).
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Bad idea, the process goes so slowly that you go mad and wipe out half the people you see. Then yourself after you look in a mirror. I wish to have GTA's lightsaber when he's done.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately while a similar fate does not befall you, an AI system watching the whole time knows all the materials to render the weapon useless, and even how to make effective weapons like a DXR6 disruptor rifle whose shots go right through the blade like it's nothing. It decides to build itself a robotic body, all the weapons and come after you--the only person that knows the deactivation code is me and I'm now dead. I wish Bill Goldberg would whoop Brock Lesnar's arse again--this time in UFC.
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Good idea, but he comes after you next. GTA should stop making wishes in this thread:xp:
Darth Avlectus Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Good idea, because I can think up some wicked evil stuff, and the cops never think as funny as I do. Telling the wicked clowns how much you think Eminem rocks.
Alkonium Posted July 15, 2009 Author Posted July 15, 2009 Good idea. What's the worst thing a bunch of clowns can do? Putting your boss' computer in Jello.
Trench Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Bad idea. Why ruin perfectly good Jello? Mooning North Korea.
Alkonium Posted July 15, 2009 Author Posted July 15, 2009 Good idea, they won't notice a single civilian mooning them anyway. Reenacting The Lonely Island's Like a Boss.
Trench Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Bad idea. A real boss would kick your shebs. Making new episodes of the Drew Carey show.
Alkonium Posted July 15, 2009 Author Posted July 15, 2009 Bad idea. None of us are Drew Carey. A film adaptation of the Legend of Drizzt book series.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Excellent idea, I want to fight that chick snake babe thing with 6 arms and wielding blades in each hand. That would be awesome! Getting a gang of people who don't like him and telling Hulk Hogan to get some talent and quit groping his daughter.
Alkonium Posted July 17, 2009 Author Posted July 17, 2009 Good idea. There's strength in numbers. Using a termite-infested ventriloquist's dummy to entertain children.
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