Alkonium Posted November 28, 2013 Author Share Posted November 28, 2013 Depends on the congregation. As an optometrist, using a deliberately blurry eye exam poster as a prank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Good idea. The reactions you get will be priceless. Betting on a sarlacc pit creature being unable to digest a hutt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 29, 2013 Author Share Posted November 29, 2013 Bad idea. Do you have any idea how big a sarlacc actually is? Giving these out and saying they're mint flavoured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Excellent idea. Sounds like fun. Bad idea. Do you have any idea how big a sarlacc actually is? Yes I do actually. Do you even know about Jabba's father, Zorba? ...I'll just leave it at that. Making a christmas peppermints with Dave's ghost pepper gourmet hot sauce. Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) (BTW my roommate ordered some and it just came in today. I can already tell, this is gonna hurt.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Great idea! Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like sending someone to the emergency room with stomach ulcers! lol Sending me all of your Christmas money upon receipt of said gifts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Bad idea....that money has all been pledged to me already. Having Ozzie star in a remake of It's a Wonderful Life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Damn good idea! The Prince of Darkness screws George Bailey over by faking to be his guardian angel and actually pushes poor George off the bridge into the river. George: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! Ozzie: Well that's what you bloody well wanted! Don't blame me! Ozzie running for President and winning the election. (I know, it's a shot in the dark, but hey...it could happen) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Bad (and not in the "good" way ) idea. You think America is screwed up now...... Making Chuck Norris (the ideal version,not so much the actual man) ruler of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 7, 2013 Author Share Posted December 7, 2013 Really bad idea. Even the ideal Chuck Norris is a lunatic. Attempting to make "assbag" into a popular profanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Good idea. That's such a natural profanity given today's literacy levels...I'm actually surprised it isn't already. *raises beer to a toast in creating a world with one more profanity* Making a romhack of megaman 4, with an insanely hard version of ShadowMan--like 20 different attacks on an 8 bit platform........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 22, 2013 Author Share Posted December 22, 2013 Good idea, I guess. Constantly saying things that sound dirty, but have no discernible meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Good idea. I wish i knew how to do that better. I'm onl good at picking it up when someone else does it. A device that can create a live person version of some ficitonal character you don't like, so that you can pulverize them and pound them to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Bad idea....murder is murder. Having a machine that copies your worst enemies into digital form so you can pulverize them over and over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Good idea, until digital pulverization is outlawed as hate speech. Literally throwing the kitchen sink at the next hooligan who tries to rob your house...while you live inCalifornia where laws still protect the obviously guilty criminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Sounds like a good idea, but you may need a small trebuchet for best results. Knocking Santa out when he comes down your chimney and taking his sleigh for a world round trip joyride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Hessian Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Good idea. Just make sure you get the drop on him, the old guy's got a wicked left hook. A flame retardant Santa outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 26, 2013 Author Share Posted December 26, 2013 Excellent idea. People with fireplaces are probably using them this time of year. At a bar, using pills that do nothing to make people think their drinks have been spiked, and then stealing said drinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Good idea so long as you can keep it on the sly and isn't done too often so people don't figure it out. Giving Kefka a heroin shot to calm his happy ass down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2014 Author Share Posted January 1, 2014 Good idea. As long as it gets results, I don't care if it's illegal. Turning your local Safeway into a giant deathtrap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Neutral: It's been done before...anything more exciting than that? Hiring that one crazy old man who made rockets out of garbage cans to build some sturdy racks for holding all your metal stock (i.e. used in welding, cutting and other metal work). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 Good idea. Sounds cheap. Making a postsecondary school as ridiculous as Greendale Community College. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Good idea: I mean american school is already a joke for the most part anyways, so why not use a fictional CC as a role model...right? Going onto youtube channels of butthurt COD players that got trolled by MinnesotaBurns...and pissing them off even more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 11, 2014 Author Share Posted January 11, 2014 Good idea. Those people are hilarious. Combining Annie and Annie Get Your Gun into a single musical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Interesting idea. Sounds like it's worth a shot. Using hand built drones to spy on your mate, if you think he/she is cheating on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2014 Author Share Posted January 13, 2014 Bad idea. Everyone's paranoid about being spied on these days. Attempting to popularize tin foil fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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